Mismatched

This week on Mismatched, Danna and Kristin navigate Snowmageddon 2026, argue about what counts as “bougie,” compare Viore to Costco with alarming seriousness, and debate whether delivering triplet lambs earns you a free pass on laundry. It’s Midwest winter chaos, farm life reality, and friendship banter mismatched as ever. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @them...

Winter weather, snow squalls, and real-life chaos set the stage for this episode of The Mismatched Podcast. Danna and Kristin unpack a stretch of bitter cold, sudden whiteouts, and snow squall alerts that shut everything down in minutes. From getting nearly blown over in a parking lot to racing the clock to get barn projects done before the deep freeze, it’s classic Northeast Ohio winter survival....

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Kristin gets back just im time to podcast while Danna serves tacos. The night turns into an emergency sash-washing operation involving OxiClean, cold water, and a Yeti cooler. There’s ski trips, birthday justifications for new outfits, a hotel suite TV that required three employees to fix, Instacart hotel deliveries, Tim Tebow sightings… and one wildly unfortun...

Happy New Year and welcome to the FIRST podcast of 2026! We’re kicking off the year with laughs, real life, and a whole lot of “how did we even get here?” From tanning talk to how the girls are actually ringing in the New Year, this episode is full of the kind of conversations that only happen when you’re honest, unfiltered, and slightly sleep-deprived. If you need a good laugh, a relatable reset,...

What a year it has been, friends and what better way to wrap it up than with the weirdest, coziest, most confusing week of the year: the magical limbo between Christmas and New Year’s. Kristin? She lives for this week. Pajamas at noon. Coffee refills. No alarms. JUST KIDDING BUT…she soaks it all in like she’s on a tropical vacation… without ever leaving the farm. Danna, on the other hand, is READY...

It’s Christmas Eve, Eve, Eve energy over here and things are delightfully unhinged. From raw garlic immunity experiments (👀 yes, really) to college kids returning home with trash bags of laundry, this episode is a whole sleigh ride of real life. We cover:     •    Holiday sickness panic + holistic remedies gone rogue     •    College kid habits that cannot be explained     •    Hosting stress, Do...

The girls even had a special guest in the background: Little Brody, who was clearly fascinated by the conversation and made his presence known more than once.  The episode kicks off with talk of haircuts, dinner plans, and the strong feeling that Danna may or may not be hosting a party (the vibes were there, whether it was planned or not). With Christmas right around the corner, the conversation n...

Sleep Status Report: Danna updates us on her ongoing sleep saga — it continues to be a whole storyline of its own.  Kristin’s New Gadget Obsession: She’s found a cleaning tool that is apparently magical… prepare for the sales pitch. Holiday Shopping Showdown: Two totally different Christmas shopping strategies go head-to-head. Lists vs. vibes — who will win? Outfit Debates: Danna, once again, ques...

Caution- This week’s episode is peak Mismatched: chaotic, honest, way-too-personal, and absolutely hilarious. We kick things off with colds, Zycam confessions, and questionable vitamin-pee science, before diving straight into the real stuff: finally cleaning our houses for the first time in months, decorating for Christmas on a snow day, and the joy of a candle that makes your whole house smell li...

Turkey Troubles, Styrofoam Scandals & Baby Fever (Sort Of) This week on Mismatched, Danna and Kristin covered everything from Thanksgiving turkey drama to nostalgic fast-food cups.  🦃 Turkey Tips Galore The episode kicked off with every turkey-cooking hack you’ll ever need—how long to roast, how to keep it juicy, and what to do if your thermometer breaks mid-bird (because yes, that happens)....

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin prove once again that no topic is too random, too real, or too ridiculous for these two. We kick things off with Danna’s bold declaration that “doing chores is no big deal — being a farmer is easy.” Kristin, representing every farm mom in America, respectfully disagrees… while laughing through her exhaustion.  Then we get into Kristin’s latest...

This week on Mismatched with Danna & Kristin, we’re talking farm chaos, snow day dreams, and anniversary laughs — plus, meet our surprise guest 🦎 Thor the bearded dragon (who might actually be a she). From Tom’s “95% done” projects to chili overload and a little reptile drama, it’s a perfectly mismatched mix of real life, laughter, and chaos. 🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or where...

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial...

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial...

This week, Danna and Kristin are covering everything from birthday chaos and hurricane stories to kids who suddenly pick up a second language like it’s nothing. Kristin also shares her experience at the World Food Prize — where global food security gets very real, very fast. We also discover that Kristin had never even heard of the iconic Cleveland Cassata cake until she moved here — and Danna is...

Kristin Patterson: Pull up a chair and settle in — because nothing feels better than finally sitting down (even if the laundry pile is judging you 👕😅).   This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna & Kristin chat about: 🧺 Why there’s no shame in clean clothes still waiting to be folded 💡 Laundry hacks & timeless life tips from a 93-year-old grandma 🌎 The World Food Prize in Iowa — aka...

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtu...

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtu...

Well friends… surprise! This week’s recap is coming at you fashionably late because Kristin completely forgot to write it (sorry, Danna 😅). Between apple picking, all-things-fall, and the wild pace of life on the farm, it’s been one of those weeks. But don’t worry—the episode is here, and it’s packed with the usual mix of laughter, chaos, and farm-fresh storytelling. And just a little sneak peek:...

 Kristin kicks things off with her morning coffee ritual, while Danna admits she’s still running on empty—tired as ever. The girls dive into a lively chat about caffeine, how it really hits (or doesn’t), and why some mornings feel impossible without it.   📞 Oh Sweet Maria A surprise guest joins the episode—Danna’s mother-in-law, Maria! Over the phone, she jumps right in to play a hilarious Food P...

Kristin Patterson: Hey, hey, hey! Hello, hello! We’re halfway through the week and catching up on all the little things—like updating computers that suddenly work again, celebrating the tiniest bit of long-awaited rain, and running through the madness of busy weeknight schedules. From undefeated JV volleyball games to grocery store marathons (yes, three in one day), we cover it all—Costco steaks,...

Hey hey hey — we taped on a Tuesday (today), tomorrow is Wednesday (you’re welcome for that up-to-the-minute affirmation). In this one, we cover everything from homecoming chaos (powderpuff, parades, and how long kids really last at the dance floor 👀) to family laundry wars (does pushing the button on the washer count as “doing laundry”? …asking for a Tom). We get into: ✨ Staff + teachers who go...

It’s Homecoming Week This Week on The Mismatched Podcast with Danna & Kristin! It’s a big week—homecoming is here, and the Powderpuff game is shaping up to be a showdown: Danna’s daughter vs. Campbell’s daughter 🏈🔥. They’re so fired up they might just start a spring flag football team. And in true mismatched style, we cover it all: 👗 The hunt for the perfect homecoming dress 🐑 Dropping off...

Kristin Patterson: This week, Danna & Kristin are back with a jam-packed (and slightly chaotic) episode you won’t want to miss! From post-fair laundry piles and lost band shorts, to Parker’s first day at his new ag-focused school (with FFA adventures ahead), the moms are juggling it all.   👓 Campbell gets new glasses (spoiler: she looks adorable, even without the Gucci pair). 🥪 Lunchbox batt...

🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews. From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕...