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Tremendously depressed on the heels of the USMNT defeat at the World Cup, Zack and Trevor return for our weekly earnings report, mailroom, office of moral victories, and (of course) our sponsor reads to keep on what little lights we have. Zack takes us on a trip to Pittsburgh to experience the depressing landscape of Pirates fans, who are always welcome here at MSC. Snacks and All-World Team testi...

We got a special one with episode 3-0. After checking in on our usual earners and the World Cup, Trevor and Zack stop down in the Break Room to discuss their teams' haul in this week's NBA draft. If you thought last time was the last we'd hear from the All World Team Experience, you were wrong. They can almost guarantee the possibility of a certificate... come learn more!

What's it like to be a super old football team, have a great rivalry, and just a couple good seasons to your name? Come find out in this week's shareholder meeting where we chat all things Beaver. We hand out some awards, talk hyped up offseason content, and hear from an all-time sponsor just in time for the World Cup. 6-figure certificates are a deal if you think about it...

Don't think MSC is worldwide. THINK AGAIN. This week, Zack takes us down under to visit the St. Kilda of the Australian Football League. Come and learn all about the wooden spoon with the long suffering Saints supporters. Also... there's another eulogy. It's Browns related. Wear something nice, hopefully insured.

We call to order this week's shareholder meeting and it - is - a - doozy. It's been a tough two weeks watching the Cavaliers' season end, and Zack holds a eulogy that is as respectful as you'd expect. Trevor flies us by Texas Tech in our spotlight of sadness to listen to some classic Bobby Knight and Red Raider audio. A special appearance by "none pizza, left beef."

Zack and Trevor are back and healthy after battling some nondescript bugs the last two weeks. We check in with our usual earners, throw some unexpected flowers at James Harden, and hand out our usual awards. Zack gives us a quick look at the Mets and their sordid history, all thanks to our sponsors. We've never been more back.

Today's the day - our super bowl here at MSC! No, not the actual super bowl, it's the NFL Draft. It's a day where hope is never higher and we can all talk ourselves into reaching for that project lineman that we're sure our coaches can turn around. Zack and Trevor dig into the Browns and Titans 1st round picks after stopping by the mail room and checking in with our weekly earnings...

It's that magical time of year where hope is the highest and we can all be winners: NFL Draft Season! Trevor and Zack step into the break room to discuss the Browns' and Titans' upcoming drafts from their miserable fan perspectives. We also check in on our weekly earnings the week before NHL and NBA playoffs kickoff. Rick Bowness is angry, folks, but maybe that's exactly what we ne...

Well, folks, it's time. There's been so much misery around being a Mavs fan that it's time we started addressing it. But we have to start from the beginning... for Trevor anyway, which was 2002-2006. Join us for a deep dive after our usual shareholder check in, awards, and off the rails sponsorships. Cue the circus music!

The boys are back with our weekly shareholder where we learn: 1) you never pitch to Todd Helton; 2) Dick Vitale is alive and well, and; 3) Zack and Trevor are finally going to find bliff. What's bliff? A new color we can't imagine or have ever seen? Well now we're finding it thanks to this week's sponsor. Oh yeah, and we'll check in on our earners... not great.

How did we get 21 episodes in and never check in with Bills Mafia? We fix that in today's shareholder meeting with our quick trip through the Buffalo Bills. Zack and Trevor take give us our weekly earnings report, we hand out some awards, and as always check in with our sponsors, even if they are busy gaslighting us about the Maxx Crosby situation...

In an emotional episode, Zack takes us on a survey of heartbreak Milwaukee Brewer fans know all too well. We get updates during the weekly performance review, Trevor gives himself an award which has to be against some HR policy, and we read the last sponsorship from the late, great Coach Lou Holtz. Bring your tissues for this one.

Remember the Thrashers? No? Well good news - we've got you covered as Trevor takes a quick look at their tortured history. Zack gets us caught up on weekly earnings, but just like the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, our meeting this week could use a lot more Gore and lot less Verbinski, which we assume is Russian for underperforming. And in a first - we actually don't accept someone'...

Another shareholder meeting, another sad fanbase, this time north of the border as Zack takes a look at the Vancouver Canucks. You might think we don't reference NHL legendary villain Felix Potvin - you'd be wrong. We hand out the usual awards, take a look at some earnings (maybe in the black this week?!), and debut our MSC Misery Meter. Lots of beef in this episode, served up by our frien...

Back open for business! After a 2-week snowmageddon break, Zack and Trevor return to lead our weekly shareholder meeting. We give earnings reports on our usual portfolios and even highlight a few bright spots. Trevor takes us on a deep dive of the Sacramento Kings and the pain of getting jobbed by the refs. Misery abounds with a special thanks to our sponsors - Shadeur and more!

With the NFL season mercifully wrapped up, Zack and Trevor discuss who they want to see as the new head coaches of the Browns and Titans. We step back into the Break Room to take a look at the other NFL openings and which gigs might be more attractive for coaches. One thing's for sure - they're all home to some miserable fans. Somehow we learned what Jim Bob Cooter's been up to and it&...

Back from their PTO, Zack and Trevor fire up the MSC offices for another shareholder meeting. This week, Zack gives us a deep dive on the unquestionable (unmatched?) misery of the Charlotte Hornets. We check-in on our earnings reports and the merciful end to the Titans and Browns' seasons. All that and some sponsors who were just dying to give us their business, almost as much as they wanted t...

'Tis the season for some college football talk! We deep dive this week on the misery that is being a University of Nebraska football fan. Lots of Bo Pelini talk, imagining him roaming the field back in the day at the 'shoe, and revisiting that dreaded 2009 Big XII championship. We check in on the Titans and Browns, get some sponsor reads from Tua's Blankets et al., and pep talk the......

It was the matchup of the year... the draft pick super bowl... Cleveland Browns v. Tennessee Titans. A very exciting, albeit miserable, recap of the game of the year in our earnings report. Who won? Who's happy? Probably not the same people. Zack also gives us a deep dive into West Brom as we discuss relegation and fandom. And our sponsors couldn't have lined up nicer. Synergy!

Wow, what a week. We are back to the Break Room this week to talk about the college football coaching carousel from Lane Kiffin to everyone who told Penn State "Nah, we good." Our weekly earnings report are, in typical fashion, full of red results and misery for both the Browns and Titans. We dig deep this episode in our sponsors, people you would swear aren't even real...

In this week's meeting, Trevor takes us on a deep dive examining the peculiar misery of Minnesota Vikings fans. It's not like their team is always terrible... but they just aren't great? Come for the Minneapolis Miracle talk, stay for the Kensington Stone story (it's totally real... probably). Weekly earnings reports on two big weeks for the Browns and Titans, though only one win b...

In this week's meeting, Zack takes us on a deep dive looking at the poor fans of the New Orleans Pelicans who certainly belong at MSC. The weekly earnings report for the Cleveland Browns and Tennessee Titans look... predictably bad. Thankfully, we pass out our usual awards for bright spots in the office of moral victories. Some exciting new sponsorships from glasses, wheelchairs, dating apps,...

In this week's shareholder meeting, we make a return to the Break Room to discuss the recent Nico Harrison / Dallas Mavericks news (FINALLY) and ponder how we want to be treated by GMs and coaches. Don't miss our weekly earnings report about the Titans bye week and a historic week for the Browns. We hand out our usual awards and hear from our sponsors (just let Draymond lead you and eat th...

After an emergency press conference addressing last week's audio scandal, Trevor takes us on a deep dive of one of the most miserable fan bases going - the New York Jets. Does it matter that they used to be called the Titans? Maybe. Zack gets us caught up on the loss-free week for the Cleveland Browns and Trevor complains (again) about coaching on the Tennessee Titans. And as always, our spons...

At this week's meeting, Zack reports out with a deep dive on the Ottawa Senators whose fans know the misery of a forgotten history. Weekly earnings reports for the Tennessee Titans and Cleveland Browns come in their usual bright red font, and we pass out awards in our office of moral victories. Somehow there are more Stoops this week who just won't stop sponsoring episodes. **Disclaimer**...