Minion Death Cult

This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider. A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem.  Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the...

This week we hear about a movie about a man with enough guts to violate a high school restraining order--as many times as it takes to prove his love for the American flag Also, a woman releases a swarm of bees on sheriff's deputies when they try to evict one of her neighbors. We are "beeyond" horrified. Finally, we meet a conservative cartoonist whose facebook-boomer sense of humor becomes somethi...

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments. Finally, we check ou...

This week Trump attempts to knock Kanye off the heat-seekers anti-semitism charts with a stern warning to American Jews and we take a trip back to Sept 2020, when local and national news alike was abuzz with a proocative story: Trump Supporter's RV, Trucks, and Garage Burned down by Biden Anarchists Maybe A 2022 update reveals the same Trump supporter has been charged with insurance fraud and arso...

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism. Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to defend her. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and you'll get a bonus episode every week, as well...

This week the boys from the SRSLY Wrong podcast come chat about their new animated series for Means TV: Papa & Boy We discuss the father-son dynamic as a jumping-off point for comedy about socioeconomic heirarchies before diving into two very fraught topics for papas and boys The local news interviews a concerned Mother Gooch who warns us of the dangers of letting your boy watch Hocus Pocus 2 and...

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app or browser every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we talk about cool bands, movies about cool surfer transplants from California, and a movie made by face perverts. Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incred...

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law. Hear the full series...

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to a huge catelogue of bonus content, by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert We discuss which items we wou...

This week Maxelle from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old on-air personalities to say "based!" Listen to Dysphoria Dimes and follow them on twitter and instagram Help us do the show at http://patreon.c...

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor j...

This week: a facebook group takes on an imaginary BLM waitress; The right wing celebrates Republican governors lying to, trafficking, and abandoing asylum seekers without notice in "liberal" neighborhoods as a joke; and a New Jersey township cuts down the trees in their public square to discourage the homeless from congregating. A big couple weeks for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face"...

Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet. Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have a couple ideas why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wide PLUS: Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wonderful world of accents Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...

This week, we celebrate 400 episodes of Minion Death Cult by altering the course of world history The Queen is dead, and honestly, I'm quite glad she didnt live to see the way the lower classes are treating her memory. Buy the hat and shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get 20% off your order when you support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult , where...

It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed.  Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair. Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this blockbuster series ending. Help us do the show by subscribing at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for o...

This week Sam Sacks from means.tv joins us to address the newest propaganda term in capital's revolt against rising class consciousness and worker agitation: "Quiet Quitting." What does this term mean, how is it being cautioned against by bosses and their media lackeys, and is it effective? Also: UPS Drivers' (as in my) union wages go viral, and we discuss the minor backlash and much greater merit...

2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A person just got murdered, another one was nearly killed, and people will *not* stop gossiping about it. Chill out, people. Let's get this freedom. Nathan and Lisa discover the limits of a free market while on someone else's private property, and for some reason can't seem to shake all the hierarchy within anarcho-capitalism. Finally: we say farewell t...

This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business). Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month a...

In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death:  Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death threats; and Nathan and Lisa Freeman found AnarchAWAKENing, a conscious conference encouraging guests to inve...

This week Kim Bertrand from the internet and from the television show Lost joins us to witness a police officer suffering on facebook after being spurned by his favorite n-word user, Morgan Wallen Also, pagan conservatives are ready to separate themselves from their liberal sistren, who care just a little too much about the environment and reproductive rights. Support the show at http://patreon.co...

In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires. Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is unceremoniously booted from the conference committee after doing all the work for several years. What the heck? Paul starts selling coke out of Lily and John's house and comes up with an even more novel way t...

This week we cover the right wing's ongoing war with the FBI and investigate how conservatives are reacting to one of their foot soldier's Truth Social posts Also, teens throw a party in the $8m mansion of an oil executive, so you know what that means: civil war time Listen to the newest episode of Butt Fest 2000 at  https://www.streetfightradio.com/  or wherever you get podcasts Support them on ...

This week author and anarchist expert Andy from The Antifada joins us to discuss the incredible second episode of the HBO series The Anarchists 2017 sees Anarchapulco focus on bitcoin to some of the more activist-minded Anarchists' chagrin, and when it surges in value, the gang of anarcho-capitalists suddenly discovers class consciousness. Also, we're introduced to the MVP of the series, a militar...

The FBI raids Trump's Florida home. Patriots are doing the most important posting of their lives. We're documenting it.

This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan. Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up. Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating the...