Millennial Movie Night

Hmm something's still not right... let me hold the musket again. Phoebe has the privilege of helping Chandler pick out the ring he's going to use to propose to Monica, but there are more than a few obstacles, ending with Phoebe pretending to be a dying woman to facilitate the ring swap. Meanwhile, Rachel is counseling Paul through his childhood trauma and a lot of crying. Joey & Ross try to ice Ch...

Ross decides it's a good idea to keep dating Elizabeth even though her father, his employer, and friends do not think it's a good idea. Unfortunately they run into Paul and Rachel at the country house and then they have one problem they do NOT know how to solve. The girls put their name on the list for the wedding venue and send Chandler into meltdown mode when he finds out he is the groom. And I...

Yay Bruce Willis is here! We get to meet Elizabeth's dad, Mr. Stevens, aka Bruce Willis! Understandably, he does not like Ross. Ross tries to trick him into liking him by having his friends win Mr. Stevens over, and Rachel understood the assignment. Joey is enjoying lead actor life, and apparently it has already gone to his head because when he & the guy who controls the robot get off on the wrong...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a clip show. All about all the bad jobs the Friends have had in the past, every time Joey & Chandler have screwed each other over, and every mac & cheese Ashley and Renee have ever eaten described in great detail.

I'm not talking to you - you broke my fridge! Joey has lost his damn mind and is trying to get everyone to pay for half of his broken fridge, proving once again that refrigerators don't live as long as people. Rachel has a benefit and has to choose between what we can only assume is a Bitcoin mansplainer and a silent weirdo (can you guess which one we'd each choose?). Ross misestimates the Elizabe...

Ross dates Cutie McPretty even though it is frowned upon, Rachel and Phoebe have a fire in their apartment and learn about fire school, and Chandler helps Joey get an audition on Thursday - THE THIRD DAY. Let us know if you need help remembering...

Ahhh, salmon skin roll. In the One with Unagi, Ross tries to prepare Rachel and Phoebe in the Japanese art of always being prepared for any danger that could befall them, like someone stealing their kettle of fish. It doesn't end well for Ross. Chandler and Monica agree to make presents for each other for Valentine's Day but actually should have just agreed on no presents, because this idea tanks....

Part 2 of this Friends alternate timeline. It's not a great time for married people or 30 year old virgins or stock brokers who lose millions of dollars or tv stars or struggling writers. We catch up with the gang and find out what they COULD have been doing if they'd taken a different path!

THE ONE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN! In this absolute classic, we laugh, we cry, we cringe, we talk for an hour. What if Rachel ended up marrying Barry? What if Joey didn't get fired from DOOL? What if Chandler had the guts to quit his job and write for the New Yorker, and Phoebe had decided to take the job at Merrill Lynch? What if Monica hadn't lost weight, and what if Ross never got divorced (the firs...

Chandler can't cry because he is dead inside, Phoebe meets her biggest fan (but not for the talent she thinks it's for), and Rachel has her sister Jill doubting her fashion sense while she's freaking out that Jill & Ross shut the drapes on their date.

OMG Jill! OMG Rachel! OMG, introduce us! We meet Jill, Rachel's spoiled sister (not the one that bit her), after Daddy cut her off and told her to go learn from the only sister he's proud of. Slight problem, Jill and Ross start doin a little flirtin, which is understandably very weird for Rachel. Aside from that, Joey is giving away free food to modelling contest honorable mentions, and Monica is...

Chandler and Ross send a joke to Playboy to contribute to the hard hitting journalism, Joey starts and nearly ends his career of being a barista, and the girls argue over who is more date-able.

Rachel buys a bunch of stuff from Pottery Barn and she has to hide it from Phoebe, but Ross ruins those plans. Monica & Chandler are so excited Joey & Janine are a couple so now they can double date, but Janine ruins those plans! Listen in for a very fun fact from Renee about Pottery Barn & Friends, and some ruined plans.

Janine invites Joey to some Dickin Rockin Dicky Eve, The Gellars get to show off their brother-sister dance skills, and Monica and Phoebe crack Chandler on the hunt for presents. NOW it feels like Christmas!

I don't know, I was all high! Happy Thanksgiving, people! We find out that Ross smoked pot in college (and blamed it on Chandler), Phoebe loves Jacques Cousteau, Rachel wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle, and Joey & Ross wanna gooooooo! It's a lot of information to take in in 30 seconds, so let us unpack it for ya.

Ross gets rid of his human teeth for his date with Hilary, Phoebe makes out with Kenny the Copy Guy and Rachel has to save face with her job, Chandler is suddenly obsessed with being "manly" and Joey gets in touch with his crafty side and learns about Famous Babies and Famous Watering Cans.

Come on, that's not running! Rachel moves in with Phoebe - YAY! - and to celebrate they go for a roomie run in Central Park. Chandler moves in with Monica and to celebrate, he decides to clean everything in the apartment... we'll let you guess how that goes over. Joey is also getting in on the new roommate fun, with Janine La Croix (no relation to the delicious beverage), a dancer from Australia....

It's moving day, people! Rachel has not packed, and it's too late for Phoebe but SAVE YOURSELVES. Joey and Chandler do nothing for the last time, and play CUPS for the first time, and China somehow still beats Italy. Ross - amazing father he is - makes a fake Ben. It's the end of an eara!

Guys, it doesn't matter whether you say por-shhhh or por-shuh, what matters is that ROSS AND RACHEL ARE FINALLY GETTING A FREAKING DIVORCE! This episode starts with a funny, funny anulment form that goes awry, and then has a cute babysitting situation that also goes awry, and Joey is just a consistent amount of nuts the whole time.

Joey gets a hernia when his insurance expires, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix! Phoebe is exhausted waiting for death after her psychic tells her it's coming, and Ross fakes an accent AND a marriage to Rachel.

So many bad decisions, but we love the friends anyway. Rachel has to move out of Monica's apartment because Chandler is moving. Her options are Ross - who she doesn't know re-loves her - and Joey - who keeps trying to make naked Wednesdays happen. She would move in with Phoebe but then what would we do about Denise? Chandler has some suggestions for the apartment, like a big road sign above their...

Front page news: Ross and Rachel are still married. And they are *hugging*. Rachel gets more bad news when she finds out Monica and Chandler are moving in together. Monica is not pregnant, Phoebe knows all of the secrets, and Joey is mourning the loss of J-Man & Channys!

The day we've all been waiting for - the FRIENDS reunion is alive in the world! If you haven't watched this yet, skip until you're caught up, as there are some spoilers in there. We loved watching this and we hope you did too!

Well people it's the one after Vegas! Ross and Rachel wake up in bed together only to piece together their silly Vegas mistake (uh oh, been there! Just kidding, we haven't done that), Monica & Chandler are now avoiding signs to get married, and Phoebe & Joey have a friennassance on the drive back to NYC. Join us for this iconic one!

To commemorate finishing Season 5, we take some time to reflect and reminisce! Our favorite episodes so far, highs and lows of our time so far, and get generally sentimental and mushy. Come join us for the fun memories!