Millennial Movie Night

It's go time people!!!!! It's the day before Monica & Chandler's wedding and neither of them can believe Chandler hasn't freaked out yet. Well, don't speak too soon guys cuz it's about to happen. Meanwhile, Joey gets to play opposite one of Ashley's celebrity crushes - Gary Oldman! Doesn't sound so great though with all the spitting. Maybe Joey should just tell Ross, and he can go kick his ass for...

Our first ever episode without Ashely! Anya guest hosts this iconic episode, where Monica and Chandler go to Viva Las Gay-gas, Ross and Rachel learn about the long arm of the law, and Joey tries a lil something special for new undies.

Ok listen... we aren't saying we've seen this whole episode before... but we've seen most of it before. The good news is... we always have more opinions! Join us to help Monica and Chandler reflect on their relationship and write some vows, with very little help from everyone else. Take it from Ashley trying to help Renee write her vows, it's not easy!

Get ready to do some kissin people, we've got Rae Rae, Melissa, and sangria at the ready! Meanwhile, Chandler is blue-pinning people while Joey is trying to get his parents invited to the wedding, no matter how much the post office or the Irish try to stop them. Ross and Chandler squabble over who has the cooler tux to wear to the wedding.

Cousin Cassie is in town with the best hair ever and making all the boys wanna speak Barry White (or Manalow?), Rachel and Phoebe forget to throw Monica a secret voodoo goddess shower with lusts of the flesh theme, and Monica helps Joey grow a turtleneck.

Phoebe & Rachel go wedding dress shopping, bargain buying, hog tying, and band bargaining with Monica to try and have both THE dress and the Swing Kings, because Chandler, much like Ashley, fell prey to The Gap marketing of the early 2000s. On the other side of the street, Ross & Joey have the novel idea to let a woman decide who she wants to date, but don't worry, they ruin that idea in the end.

Joey gets nominated for a Soapie, we talk all about award shows, gracious loser-ing, and all that jazz, and Ross is giving off some sort of ~SeXy PrOfEsSoR ViBe~ because he's making all his students fall in love with him... or in love with better grades.

IN LONDON?! We learn who Monica planned to hook up with, and Ben learns a lot of not so fun tricks (according to Ross) from his fun, Aunt Phoebe.... I mean Rachel! And Phoebe has a whole plot line cut out from the TV version - you're not gonna wanna miss this!

Phoebe & Rachel fight over who gets to find love in the digital age with a cell phone meet cute, Joey gets acting tips AND MORE from Jessica Lockharte so his character is ready to wake up from the brain transplant as her, and Ross treats Monica & Chandler to a wee bit o'celebration. Why is your family Scottish?! Why is your family Ross?!

We revisit everyones 30th birthday including our own, we talk about feeling like the only person who is PLONE (not a typo), and how age aint nothin but a number, baby! ;)

This episode we’ve got Earl, Puh-earl, Rosita, and Easy Monica’s Bakery. Phoebe prevents self harm, two barka loungers bite the dust, and Monica had a roller coaster of emotions when she loses her childhood memories but gains a Porsche!

The Burger King Comet viewing party on the roof is the beginning of a long night. Chandler experience insomnia for the first time, Tag and Rachel are both employee of the year, Ross and Joey figure out if face to face is actually better, and Phoebe fights with the smoke detector.

What’s worst: blowing off plans with your friend for a date that comes up last minute, eating a delivery that was meant for Mrs Braverman downstairs, or showing up to a wedding you weren’t invited to and saying blood to everyone at your table? Take your pick, because we’ve got them all in this episode!

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukah! Ross decides to teach Ben about Phoebe, Superman, the Holiday Armadillo, the Christmas Skull, and the Easter Bunny's funeral this year, Phoebe tries to trick Rachel out of living with Joey, and Chandler has difficulty pulling off the oldest trick in the book. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!

This week we're joined by a very special guest - Kim! Kim goes waaaaaaaay back so prepare for some deep cut stories. We talk about Rachel, Tag, and the sexy evaluation; Ross, Phoebe, and her first bike; and how Monica could monetize her booming candy business. Mmm! Night Gar!

Chandler hates dogs, Ross hates Ice Cream and America, Joey hates logic, Phoebe hates when her knitting comes to life, Monica hates not knowing things, Rachel hates her back, Tag hates getting his car broken into but we all LOVE THANKSGIVING EPISODES!

Ok did everyone have a sexy spot in the library, and we were just too naive to know about it? Well... Ross's library book is smack dab in the sexy section. Janice has invited herself to Monica & Chandler's wedding, and invited herself to sing a little number, too. Joey tries to get rid of another one night stand, but Phoebe, Rachel, and Cupid have other plans. Join us, won't you?

Monica and Chandler talk about if she ever gets faa-a--aaaa-aaaaa and how she needs luck marrying him, the girls play Bamboozled: MOH edition, and Joey and Ross take the ultimate nap even though John McClain had plans....

Join us as we bird dog the hot chicas (sorry... we don't even know what that means and tbh it kinda sounds like something that one shouldn't say anymore, anyway moving on...). Rachel enlists the help of Joey to keep Tag occupied just enough to not actually date anyone, and then Monica enlists the help of Joey when Chandler can't stop looking like a crazed maniac in their engagement photo for the l...

The One with Rachel's Assistant! We have a special guest host named Em who talks all about Tag, Tacos, and Telling your friends when their TV shows suck. Tune in!

In this episode, Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail the Mr. Beaumont - it does not go well. Jack Geller invites Chandler to play racquetball, which starts out great but does not end well on account of all the steam in the steam room. Monica and Phoebe try to recreate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe, and batch 16 ends poorly for Ross, while the whole thing turns out to be a bit of a bust....

The Monica-Wedding-Fund apparently has run dry since Ross got married so many times and they've had plenty of years of beach fun, we find out that Chandler is great at saving money, Joey takes an unapprved nap in Rachel's room only to find her sassy romance novel, and Ross and Phoebe shack up for a while and both give people massages in Ross' apartment without the other one knowing.

Gird your loins people, Monica & Chandler are engaged! Truly though gird your loins, apparently this night puts people on the prowl for bonus night. At least that's what happens to Rachel & Ross, kissing in the secret hallway where no one ever goes. Meanwhile Joey is trying to pass for a 19 year old, and Phoebe is providing some fabulous music for the whole night (a little taster for when she play...

IT'S HERE!!!!!!! Chandler is stupidly still trying to throw Monica off the scent (whyyyyyyyyy) and ends up throwing her right into the arms of her former lover, Richard! Richard is offering to give her all the things she wanted that he couldn't give her before, and Chandler is pretending that marriage is a scheme by the government to track us. Phoebe and Rachel, meanwhile, are securing their backu...

Chandler has to throw Monica off the scent of his proposal (but may not *that* far off) but Richard has other plans, Ross has to wash his nice suit after Elizabeth showers him with cocktail water balloons, leaving Ross to question where this relationship is going, and Rachel brings Phoebe to a charity silent auction to drink enough for the kids and Joey guesses the price of a sailboat he now gets...