Militant Affection: A Dark Comedy

This is the scariest episode yet! If you don't get scared. YOU ARE BRAVE. I talk halloween, covid, trash, vaccines, dogs, and MORE! ENJOY DRUGS!

You sleepy? Good. REAL Good. STAY AWAKE TO LISTEN.

Another WINNER! I talk football, crypto, balls, dicks, cocks, sacks, nuts, shafts, rods, bags, and so on.

Are you ready for the tests? THE podcast tests?

!!! CLASSIC ALERT !!! CLASSIC ALERT !!! CLASSIC ALERT !!!

I mean, WE ALL KNOW dick becking. RIGHT? Shut up. This one is a DREAM.

I'm in the woods. I have deet with me. Mosquitoes are dumb. Thanks god.

It's me, guys. Lonely ol'ME... JKing! I'm not lonely. I'm feeling great! I ramble about fantasy football and then ramble about fantasy oppressed people. It's real SMART and FUNNY comedy! ALSO, The rest of the episode is great, too! I talk about weed and cool stuff. ENJOY!

It's a THROWBACK ZOOM episode! Hooray! We talk all kinds of stuff. So many jokes. So much laughter. And so much loving! I love you. Kiss. Kiss.

The laugh vortex.

Tyler is BACK! This is EP. 101! WE ARE HAVING FUN! Of course we talk "stonks" ...BUT we also talk about TIGERS! Hooray! And Gamestop, taxis, uber, money, stock market stuff in general, what different regions call "subs," scratch tickets, family, and more! ENJOY!

It's episode 100 of the podcast! So YOU KNOW that I did it BIG! Got Tyler on. AND this one is special. SO SPECIAL, that if you don't listen, YOU AREN'T EVEN LISTENING! We talk gamestop, stocks, cryptocurrency, british people, other stuff, and idk! We are boys having fun! Hooray 100!

The title says what it's about! BUT THERE'S MORE! I talk the lobster, minari, other A24 movies, adam curtis, dogs, and idk! (The first part of the title will make sense if you listen!) Hooray!

That's right, me and Matt are at it again! We talk star wars lady stuff, comedians in history, unfortunately open mics..., that british child show host guy that did all that terrible stuff, The Comedians (Book), Rome, comedians, gods, and A LOT OF FUNNY RIFFS! It's a GREAT one! Matt and I create so much laughter that YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!!!

That's right guys [insert football joke]. I got a NEW MIC so the audio should be AUDIO! Also... I talk football, r/weed, r/wallstreetbets, a NEW MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVOR, AND MORE! [Don't pay attention to all the doubting of myself that I do in this one. THIS ONE IS GREAT!] [[You're high!]]

Yooooooooo. I talk about child killers. Not people that kill children, BUT CHILDREN WHO KILL! ...I also talk some HIGH SCHOOL STORIES. And OTHER TANGENTS! Hooray! r/Wallstreetbets gets mentioned, too! It's just a boy(me) talking at you. (I also talk about a lottery horror story , lip syncing, and remaining stable EMOTIONALLY!) WOAH!

This is the one guys. This is the one. What is it? It's the one! I talk dogs, incels, THE GOVERNMENT, fluoride, I read part of a vox article, bitcoin, investing, minimum wage, hard work, and my wonderful childhood. Thank you to everyone. You rule, I guess.