Militant Affection: A Dark Comedy

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It's not the end, yet.

Just a little sleepy on this one.

Yummy sandwiches are so tasty!

Warning: Stabbing language.

Another epic story.

Story Time RULES!

This one's a little messy. But it gets the job done. Thank you for the support.

This one is a gamble. IF YOU DARE.

Apples are my favorite fruit.

Secrets.