Midweek Malarkey

September 4, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "Newspaper Carrier Day" Are there still newspaper boys? What would you do if hostile Martians attacked Earth? We dodged one asteroid but another one is HUGE! Red...

August 21, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "The Loneliest Cart" Covid-19 cases are up...must be election time. Did someone say Brazilian Blowout? How about a 1985 Ford Escort? Richard Simmons died of what?...

August 14, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "High Desert Hoedown" The MPox is gonna get ya. Incorrectly seasoned chicken wings can bring out the worst in families. Need a giant clothes pin? Ugly people gonna...

August 7, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "The Quicksand Of Life" There's something happening in Cobb County GA and it's...weird. It's prolly not a good idea to DWI and then do yoga at the popo station. App...

July 24, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "What Is Happening?" The Olympics get started this week, and we miss some of the old games How many pairs of underpants? Slides will kick your ass! Getting ghosted a...

July 10, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. "Life's A Pitch" Something(s) keep getting fishier and fishier when it comes to the details of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Fat Fat Fatty says what?...

July 10, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. What would you do if your dog burned your house almost down? Never ask a douchebag into your house. Don't call 911 when someone steals your mary jane! Our affiliate...

June 27, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Some people are just dicks. Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, dedicated group of medical pros – including Dr. Peter McCull...

May 29, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Don't do sex on a pier and then run in the water. Being arrested 1500 times is something to brag about! Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Comp...

May 15, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Punching a WalMart Greeter is mean. Don't piss her off! He did WHAT on the salad bar?  Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, de...

May 8, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Treat your mother with respect. Sentencing for the dildo attacker.  Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, dedicated group of med...

May 1, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Poor Wally Gator. 25,000 seems like a LOT of heroin. Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, dedicated group of medical pros – inc...

April 24, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Random threesome propositions are not always welcome! Selfies with bears rarely end well. Shaving your head while the cops are after you ain't gonna work! Our affil...

April 17, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. How does an 85-year=old woman take on a much younger thief? Being Goofy is dangerous! Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, d...

April 10, 2024 It's HumpDay, which means it's time for more Midweek Malarkey. It's a chance to waste some time wherever you are and hear tales of the seriously stupid, incompetent, weirdo-freaks out there. There's some other stuff too. Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, dedicated group of medical pros – including Dr. Peter McCullough – to bring you a singl...

April 3, 2024 Things are looking a little strange over in Royal Land. We have the scoop-ish, and some other off-the-beaten-path stories. Our affiliate partners: We’ve partnered with The Wellness Company – a based, dedicated group of medical pros – including Dr. Peter McCullough – to bring you a single trustworthy source for your health. www. GetWellMojo.com Promo Code: Mojo50 Dave and his crew wer...

March 27, 2024 There are stupid laws and stupid people - we'll talk about both, and some other things that are worth mentioning, too.