Middle Children

Chris has a cold, awwww, but he’s going to Scotland soon for a week so that should be very cool. Jessie has been reorganizing, and not much happening in her love life (but she is talking to a conventionally hot man.) Her Adderall vacation is going splendid, she has so many redecorating plans and she’s not drinking too much coffee. We end a short improv and of course a praise! Love ya babes. Hosted...

Our joints are sooo loud. Chris has another wedding to go to, jeez thats like 5 this year. Jessie’s on vacation from her Adderall, and got a 5 star massage. We’re both doing pretty regular, so we jump into the Hallmark pitch that’s not so regular: Ring Of Love, a wedding planning fiasco. Do you love us? Have you even checked out the Patreon? Please do that! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company...

Jessie’s birthday just passed. Do you buy yourself a bday present? Chris went to a wedding and had a hell of a time. He could probably use a car these days. Jessie’s preparing for a conversation with her landlord and then we get into the Hallmark movie of the week: Extra Love, a hilarious gum filled adventure. Leave us a review people!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

Chris went to wedding and met.a lot of nice people and superb makeup artists. Jessie had an incredible shopping day and flirted with a guy in a coffee shop. How does everyone manage their eyebrows? The Hallmark this week is a stoner adventure: Higher Love, always romantic. We love you angels. Will you please give us a rate/review/subscribe? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz...

Chris is feeling young AND strong! Jessie’s got a new smoking utensil. They’ve both been going out a bit, and having some fun. Chris knows all of the random animal facts too, and always delivers them at the perfect time. The Hallmark pitch this week is pretty magical: From Hoppy To Poppy! We have exciting news coming up soon! Live everyday like you’re the oldest gang.  Hosted by Simplecast, an Ads...

Back in person again and it feels so good! This one has a ton of giggles. Chris is off dairy and carbs for as long as possible, Jessie has a new tailor that she looooves and she had a date with no chemistry. The Hallmark this week is all about an ostrich documentary that goes big: Putting Your Neck Out For Love, hopefully showing soon!! We live for you dears: rate, review, and subscribe! Hosted by...

Jessie’s been painting her apartment and it looks sooo good. Very much her style, we might even get an Instagram tour. Chris has been upstate and nothing too exciting is happening, he needs to start dating. Jessie shares an awkward date experience, we catch up a lil about Real Housewives and then get into the Hallmark. This week it’s Wittle My Heart, a Montana gallery adventure. Smash that Patreon...

We back, we back! Chris is a very resourceful human, and Jessie is feeling very confident! Chris has a Drag Show soon, and gives some insider info. Jessie went dancing and is going with the flow with her body. We get into improv and the topics include: a restaurant interview, a math audition, and a practice date (she’s trying to set Chris up but completely forgot who it was). Just a classic in per...

WOW! We’re back and fresh this week and it’s epic. Jessie went on a pretty nice date that ended really cute. We talk about some throwback dance routines and our sleep habits. The Hallmark this week has to do with Christmas in July, and the banter in this one is incredible. It’s titled: Love in Love, we want it so bad. Write us some reviews, send in some embarrassing stories, and join Stuck In The...

Chris tells us about Ve-gas, it was pretty pricey but he still had an okay time but would prefer a cruise. Jessie went to a lawyer party and is headed to Austin and all sorts of events. This gal get out and about! We talk about our least favorite things when it comes to planes. This one has low segments but is pure conversation gold. We end with a singular improv scene: teacher/student at a TV Stu...

Ep 69, this week is a riot! Chris is in his new room. Jessies been going to the rock climbing gym and Chris has been going to boxing classes. We love casinos, Chris is heading to Vegas and we drool over them slots. Before we get into the Hallmark, Chris has a funny movie story about going to see the Purge alone. The picture this week is a casino robbery love story: What Happens in Vegas, Slays in...

We are back in the same room together and better than ever!!! Chris is trying to hook up with a doctor and Jessie is living her freest life possible. This episode is pure giggles from the beginning to the end! The Hallmark episode will have you in stitches: Leave A Light On For Me, a little mountain town has a lot of love!! Rate and review y’all, give us that 5-stars! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsW...

Jessie might join a rock climbing gym, Chris is going to take a boxing class! We have a bachelorette party this weekend for the Tays’!! Chris tells us about another party he went to and was happy to just be talking to someone, Jessie gives us the dating scoop and has two tales each with their own happy ending! IMPROV this week is on point: a sorority rush party, and wedding planning with no budget...

Jessie is on her family vacation and she’s relaxing big time! Chris is headed towards NYC from Albany. We almost get into embarrassing stories, and then swerve right on into a Hallmark pitch: Yes We Peli-Can, this one is truly hilarious, lots of giggles to be had in this flock. Produced by Angelina Jolie. We end with some killer praise: Amanda you are truly an idol! Remember to keep up with that P...

Jessie had another lil date, look at her go, honey! She’s prepping for the family beach trip, and we might create a beer flavored ice cream. This leads us to a funny conversation that includes how horrible airlines are, to the generational age gap in Real Housewives. We decide to do improv this week, hopefully we’ll have a real stager soon! Scenes include: a celebrity dressing room and a sleepover...

Jessie went on a date with a Zookeeper, Chris blocked someone on Instagram. We both are loving Olivia Rodrigo, and Chris is coming back to New York, WAHOOO!! We get into a super duper Hallmark: Get Loved, featuring a hilarious on-air date and more than usual shenanigans. We must end with praise, so we do: BK you are the frickin' best! Have you checked out the Patreon for all of the xtra goodies? H...

Chris is leaving LA at the end of the month and has had quite an annoying time at his Airbnb, Jessie is going to Nashville! Chris loves that city and tells some stories about it. When’s the last time everyone’s gone out for night of drinking? We talk about living it up and then get into some improv: a drained bank account, and a service industry conversation. We end with praise from Chelsea, thank...

Jessie’s been thrifting a bunch, sometimes ya just need to upgrade your wardrobe. We have a submission embarrassing story of the week: Tiff Got Condoms. We even get to make up our own embarrassing stories, a new spin on a favorite segment. The Hallmark movie this week: Right Aid. The praise this week is uh-maz-ing, Janet is the bomb. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com fo...

Jessie’s been doing some serious blading, Chris might move back to NYC. Jessie is seriously thriving as of recent, and we love that. Do you like Hearts Of Palm? How do we feel about forehead kisses on the first date? We get into improv so Chris can keep it together. The skits include: TGI Friday’s, the wrong response to I Love You, and and Intruder. We wrap it up with some praise from tidesandpine...

Chris runs on Dunkin’, and the people in LA do not get it. Jessie went on a virtual date and the guy was totally smoked out. She’s in her peak so her goals are redirecting! Jessie visited a doctor for a lip bean. We get on about doctors, and it leads us into the Hallmark movie of the week: Crash Or Cruise!! We end with some friends praise, thanks hiptothejive! Hit up the Patreon for more belly lau...

Jessie was late and Chris a pushover, so we’re in a fight. Jessie’s back on her Adderall again and gives us the synopsis of Troop Beverly Hills, because Chris hasn’t seen it. We have a Middle Child of the Week: Angel, gosh darn rockstar you are! Jessie’s super wild so she kicks the Hallmark movie off this week: In Between Tim McGraw and Casper the Friendly Ghost. We end with some praise aye! Thank...

Jessie’s neighbors have been getting frisky, and she has a story of her own that is soo relatable. We talk about the We Work Documentary and then get into MCOTW: Melissa you rockstar! Since we’re feeling so creative we jump into the Hallmark: Sunny Jingles, this one will have you crying laughing/ . We end with praise, we love you femaleweightlifter, this one was a banger! Hosted by Simplecast, an...

This show is bicoastal! Chris is in LA. We talk about being heavy on our feet, Jessie LOVES eyes, and Chris is loving getting up early. Jessie’s embarrassing story is about that time she got acupuncture. This week we choose improv over the Hallmark. They go from emergency room to museum to lawyers office and it’s a freakin’ howl. We end with some amazing praise, thanks Katie!!! We love all the rev...

Red Alert: CHRIS HASN’T SEEN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Jessie bought roller blades, watch out for this bad bitch! We catch up for a bit before getting into the Hallmark movie of the week: Settling For Less AKA Sister Act 3. Sound off in the Facebook group if you think Jessie should have settled, and is Applebees an appropriate first date? WE close with praise as always, thanks mamatiariley! We love yo...

Chris shares his guilty pleasure: The Chris Burns special, Winnie gained some weight and Jessie deleted the Seamless App. We get into what we’ve been getting into, and then the Hallmark movie of the week takes over: When You Gnome, You Know. Jaw dropping dairy farm comedy. We end with a fantastic praise from Fanny. Have an amazing week! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...