Middle Children

ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re making an update to the Patreon, so listen closely everyone. Winnie had a vet appointment and it’s a story! Jessie has an important moment coming up, she’s meeting the guy she’s been seeing’s friends, oooooh. We give a taste of a high Hallmark: A Christmas Reveal, a hilarious story about a dressmaker.  Don’t forget to sign up for the Patreon to get those sweet sweet extras! Hos...

We are anti rodents! To kick this episode off, Jessie killed a fly and Chris killed a mouse. Chris got covid for the first time and got got but he’s good now. Since he hasn't been in real life this week we jump in to a Hallmark movie. Angela Spambury is back in: No Love Too Small, a craft masterpiece! Leave some reviews y’all! We love ya Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.co...

Chris spaced recording but we recover gracefully, he got a haircut and it leads us into a discussion about Jessie’s hair because she’s due for a cut too. We discuss tattoos and Chris is fighting with a company so we get the inside scoop on the drama. We hate bad customer service and tell some stories to close out. This one is all about relatability baby. Patreon? Go check it out! Hosted by Simplec...

Jessie has a new friend, and the story is such a dream! Did someone say mannequin? She loves it, her name shall be Angela Spambury. Jessie may have found her husband, ahhhhh!! We definitely missed the improvisation so we bring it, The Hallmark is back this week with some energy: A Man-sion In The Woods. Send us suggestions, submit embarrassing stories, leave us a review, check out the Patreon, and...

Episode One Hundred Baby!!! Thank you all for your continued support. Jessie made it back from Portugal after such a trip, we get the whole scoop and it’s a big one. She switched hotels, ate amazing food, and tested positive. Chris won’t move back to Brooklyn, and his birthday just passed so send him some praise if you missed it. Can’t we just catch up? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. Se...

We chat about trichotillomania to intro this one! Can straight guys and girls be friends? Do you touch on a date? Chris is going to LA soon and got a haircut. Jessie went on a final date, and we’re making plans to catch one of those cruises soon! We close with a daydream about birthday vacations, filled with everything we could ever want. Wouldn’t it be great to have F U money? We got some great r...

Update from last week, Chris got left on read… We kick this week off with some hilarious conversation: chocolate bars, the body of Christ, and Chris’ recurring dreams. Then we chat about some shows/movies we’ve been into, short kings, and Jessie has a second date coming up. Chris is thinking about moving to Astoria, this one is jam packed with content thats sure to keep you listening. As always, c...

Back at it again with some fire content. We open this one discussing Bad Vegan, it was sooo wierd. We then get into our dating lives: Chris recaps a Tinder date and Jessie had a FaceTime date and a date that ended differently than usual. Jessie tries to play matchmaker for Chris and it starts a conversation about his dating life. How much do you like cake?  Slide into our DMs with an embarrassing...

Chris is going through changes in his career and Jessie offers some support. Jessie had a pretty weird weekend, so she gives us the scoop and then tells us her plans to explore some new neighborhoods. We get into an embarrassing story submission that has us cracking up, and then we finish with a Hallmark pitch: Tic For Tack, a doctor story. How iconic! We love you, go check the Patreon babes! Host...

Wahoo! We kick this one off chatting about our travel plans coming up. Which leads us into a discussion about our dreams of cruising and how we would act on a cruise. Chris is back on dating apps. We read an embarrassing story that will make you worry about a gurgling in your stomach, and finish with Dr. Death/medical malpractice.   Check out the Patreon people, we have some great content coming u...

Jessie saw Wicked again and definitely has some opinions. Chris’s voice is on a Netflix podcast! Go check out ‘We Have The Receipts’ to hear more of him. We don’t have much going on this week so we chat about some TV and then get into a Hallmark: Susan Misses Her Son's Graduation ,a descriptive turquoise adventure! Give us a review or send us a message, we’d love your feedback! Also…. The Patreon!...

Chris just got back from Tampa, he had a very pleasant time and got an amazing tarot card reading. Jessie found some cute shoes and is back working on self-love instead of self-worth. We get back into the Hallmark Movie Of The Week: Love In The Cards, such a funny script about rich women. If you need more, maybe go check out the Patreon? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.co...

Happy Valentine’s Day you babes! The beginning of this one is giggly. Chris went to see Casey Muskgraves and definitely has some thoughts. Jessie rewatches some Disney movies that she forgot were good. Chris is taking a trip to New Orleans so that should be fun. We get into our dating lives, our favorite romantic gifts and moose hunting to finish it off. You know you want more of us, head over to...

Jessie’s back and her voice sounds lovely!! She gives us the update on how she’s feeling and what she’s been going through. Chris saw Six The Musical and Phantom Of The Opera. Which gets us into other musicals we like, what kind of apartments we want to live in, and hone in on the vibes we want. We’re making even more content over on Patreon, check it out y’all. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz co...

Jessie missed her PT appointment for her neck, we talk about it and decide to get Chris to a doctor. Our conversation moves to sex and it’s a laugh for sure. We get into Chris’ greatest fantasy romance which is such a dream. Jessie then tells her fantasy too and its soooo bomb. Join the conversation, join Stuck In The Middle on Facebook! Patreon too, don’t forget it! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWi...

Jessie pulled a muscle under her chin and we discuss how our NYE plans were: Chris got an awesome house tour and met some people, Jessie stayed in! We’ve been Tindering a bit, going on bowling dates (Jessie used to be in a league), and simply having fun. To close this one we spitball date ideas that Jessie suggest for the second date.   Don’t forget the Patreon, we drop new content all the time!!!...

Guess who’s baaaaack?! Jessie is now a world traveler and shares it all about her trip to London. She’s truly finding herself!! We have a wonderful talk about self-worth, understanding self needs, and so much more! This chick has standards and she’s holding herself to them. Chris is also thinking about taking a solo trip too, especially after witnessing this growth. We’re out here living our best...

Jessie had her clavicle debut, and a great time in Hudson. Chris bought his most expensive dress yet for his upcoming show, it’s a tear away!! We give a recap of Selling Sunset S4, and then get the scoop on Jessie’s dating life (She hung out with a cute British man!) We close out with a discussion about our exercise routines and how we push through. Patreon? You know what’s up. We are taking Decem...

Chris LOVES The Waitress, he tells us some stories to kick this week off! Jessie bought some tickets too because her sister is coming to town. We get into some funny stories about the Post Office and then catch up about our upcoming plans. We slide into a Hallmark: Love Blooming, seriously hilarious you can’t miss it.   Did you know it’s a party over at the Patreon? Do you have FOMO yet? Hosted by...

We did a live Hallmark last night in upstate NY!! Chris has been having trouble sleeping again and we do some catching up before getting into the Hallmark: Framed For Love, a Valentines Day smash hit. Such a good one. We love it!!   Want bonus episodes? Subscribe to the Patreon if so! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pers...

Jessie got BANGS!!!! It’s a big deal so throw her a compliment if you have the chance. She’s also off the dating apps and for good reason, the explanation is golden. We therapize each other on the dating front, and hit self love hard. We’re all struggling in different ways. Jessies reveals she bought a ticket to London for the holidays, can anyone say best life? We close with a discussion about so...

Chris has been SUPER productive these past couple days. We get into some PE horror stories and other gym woes. Jessie gives us the scoop from Jessieland, she went out in Brooklyn and took some shots. We talk about pre nups and marrying for money before the time gets away from us. It’s nice when that happens once in awhile, it feels organic. If you need more hit the Patreon, you won’t regret! Hoste...

Jessie’s Denver trip was sweet, she almost had a total rom com moment. Someone spit in Chris’s mouth one time, and Jessie gave her number out and got one text before it went nowhere fast. We get into the Hallmark: Love Off the Tracks, a hijacker love story. We love you! Have you checked out the Patreon recently? Go do that y'all. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for in...

Chris is feeling much better this week, Jessie’s been having phone problems and she’s going to Colorado so we get her packing plans. We tell some drunk subway stories, and then get into the banger Hallmark movie you’ve been waiting for! The title is High Altitude Love, the cannabis PR love story we needed. Make sure you check out the Patreon if our week off made you miss us!! Hosted by Simplecast,...

80 baby! Jessie signed up for a manifestation workshop, she’s super stoked! Chris is headed to Scotland, wahoo! Do you think we would be good contestants on any shows? We chat about our dating lives a bit before getting into a sidesplitting Hallmark: From Shambles To Shimmers, a love story. If you haven’t checked out the Patreon you’re really missing out!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company....