Ani Avedissian

Metaphysical Martini

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Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. Three parts spirit. One part rational mind. Add two drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world. Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to...

Author

Ani Avedissian

Category

Religion

Podcast website

www.mysticalwares.com

Latest episode

Apr 24, 2026

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Episodes

"Metaphysical Martini" 04/15/2026 - Last Call . . . but not my last cocktail! 24.04.2026

This is the last Metaphysical Martini but fear not - Martini Heads will live forever! New podcasts coming in May - Points to Ponder Over Happy Hour and Cosmic Conundrums . Hello Everyone!  I'm Ani Avedissian.  Welcome to Metaphysical Martini.  3 parts spirit.  1 part rational mind.  Add 2 drops of optimism.  Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy.  Sit...

"Metaphysical Martini" 02/11/2026 - Chaos! Corruption! Culper Ring! 12.02.2026

We defeated the Redcoats - Bada Boom Bada Bing! Hello Everyone!  I'm Ani Avedissian.  Welcome to Metaphysical Martini.  3 parts spirit.  1 part rational mind.  Add 2 drops of optimism.  Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy.  Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what'...

"Metaphysical Martini" 12/31/2025 - 2026 - Problems Fixed or More Dirty Tricks? 01.01.2026

A Very Happy New Year to you all! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets...

"Metaphysical Martini" 12/10/2025 - Old Fashioned Cocktails - Old Fashioned Ideas! 11.12.2025

A Merry Christmas and a Blessed Yuletide to you all! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's...

"Metaphysical Martini" 11/05/2025 - Why Does God Have So Many Names? 06.11.2025

Because everything comes from that which we call God. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's...

"Metaphysical Martini" 10/22/2025 - Tartaria - Truth or Trash? 25.10.2025

This is one heck of a rabbit hole! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what get...

"Metaphysical Martini" 10/08/2025 - Ani Goes on a Little Rant 09.10.2025

What happened to common sense? Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets fl...

"Metaphysical Martini" 09/24/2025 - Puerto Ricans, Emerald Tablets, Cocktails! 27.09.2025

The World is Waking Up! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed d...

"Metaphysical Martini" 09/10/2025 - Ani's Metaphysical Mishmash 11.09.2025

Questions, Cocktails, Banshees and Rhyme Crime Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo......

"Metaphysical Martini" 08/27/2025 - Disturbing Visions & Vortexes 29.08.2025

. . . and a long poem about the liquor store Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...an...

"Metaphysical Martini" 08/13/2025 - Demons & Other Dickheads 16.08.2025

Enough with the 72 demons story! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets...

"Metaphysical Martini" 07/30/2025 - ET Encounters 01.08.2025

Not every weird thing we see is an alien! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and w...

"Metaphysical Martini" 07/16/2025 - Haunted Happenings 18.07.2025

Today we stick to things that go bump in the night. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's w...

"Metaphysical Martini" 07/02/2025 - America First Principles, Part 2 11.07.2025

The America First Agenda by PG Arnold Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what...

"Metaphysical Martini" 06/18/2025 - America First Principles, Part 1 20.06.2025

Understanding Sovereignty Makes Isolationism Redundant Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what'...

"Metaphysical Martini" 06/04/2025 - Ani Answers Your Questions on Current Events 05.06.2025

Confused? Me too. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down th...

"Metaphysical Martini" 05/21/2025 - Whether Addicted or Conflicted...It's All Self-Inflicted 24.05.2025

Never was it so obvious - we are living in separate realities. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...

"Metaphysical Martini" 05/07/2025 - Ani Shares Questions from Her Quirkiest Listeners! 08.05.2025

Maybe y'all are drinking too much . . . Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and wha...

"Metaphysical Martini" 04/09/2025 - American History Quiz & Cocktails with Fizz! 15.04.2025

Let's teach American Civics and History to all Schoolchildren. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...

"Metaphysical Martini" 03/26/2025 - The Fishbowl of Perpetual Perplexity! 29.03.2025

Ani catches up with incoming mail for QAC. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and...

"Metaphysical Martini" 03/12/2025 - A Cornucopia of Cringe 13.03.2025

I must, I must express my disgust. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what get...

"Metaphysical Martini" 02/26/2025 - TRIGGER WARNING! Ani Discusses Religion 27.02.2025

OMG! I don't agree! Let's shave our heads and kill ourselves! Sigh. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's...

"Metaphysical Martini" 02/12/2025 - World of Earthcraft 13.02.2025

The Game of Life and How to Advance It. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and wha...

"Metaphysical Martini" 01/29/2025 - Questions on Dark Magick 30.01.2025

It's the intention - not the incantation. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and w...

"Metaphysical Martini" 01/15/2025 - Religion is Outdated – Humanism Lacks the Divine 16.01.2025

We can have God without religion. The Force is with us - always. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation. Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's tr...

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