METAL PODCAST -- Middle-Aged Metal-Heads

Come along and count down with us for a listening party on KISS'  TITular first album. We've got it in our headphones so click play on your favorite service and think back to all the dirty deeds that this record inspired.

We can blame Colin for this one. We're talking NÜ Metal in this episode. I mean, where were you in the 90's? If you were d-bagging it up with your buds smoking 'boros in your wifebeaters and wearing clothes the wrong way, this may be the episode for you. If not, join us on a journey into the mind of at least one MAMH who actually likes this stuff. 

We are all trapped. Physically, emotionally, and musically. If you were swept away to a lonely deserted sexy island getaway FOREVER what records would you hope to have? Jump in. Drop out. Give us some sugar, baby. 

What were you doing in 1987? I was 15. Now I'm old. So many great records and so many great memories. Stick a fork in us. Episode 40! We are still here and while you're cuddled up in your holes a safe distance from your neighbors, give us a listen. Peace out Metal-Heads.

We're crossing over...One by one Did you make the jump? Did your bands make the cut? Did you add new faves or ditch the old stuff entirely? Nirvana, Alice in Chains, TOOL? who got your GOAT when you needed a new fix? Come along with us on a journey through time and space into the world of the Mighty Middle-Aged Metal-Heads.

Are you There God, it's me Candlebox. In this episode we respond to some listener questions with gravity, levity, snark, and brevity. Except that last one. Dying to ask us something? That WAS your shot. But you can always send your questions are way. Make us dance, give us a hard time. Let's keep this going. It was a lot of fun and we hope you like it. While you're reading this, give us a 5star re...

HERE IT COMES > > > METALLLLLLLL BOWWWWWLLLLLLLLL Will your band emerge from the field of 12 to make it to the end VICTORIOUS?  Who you got? Does your pick have what it takes? Find out now. LISTEN SHARE POP US A FIVE STAR REVIEW WHILE YOU'RE HERE.

We all love it so cum take a little dip in Lake Pleasure with the SPANDEX CLAD Metal-Heads in this episode. We're talking lipstick tricks splickin licks dumpster dicks and trashy cliques. You know you want some. Everybody wants some. Pour a glass out for the fallen ozone layer and tease up that hair for a ride with the MAMHPOD. Now go give us a 5-star review, wouldja? Thx

Last you checked, we were still talking. As far as we know that is still the case. This episode wraps up our decade with the best and a few shoutouts! Check it out and keep rocking out METALHEADS!

Heavy Metal is 5 decades old and so are we. Just about. Our music is Middle-Aged. LOL. So anyways. . . here's part one of our discussion of the best of the decade. The wonderful, the arguable, the lovely. HEAVY METAL RULEZZZZ

I come around, round I come feel your love like an ANIMALLLLLLL We all know where we were when we heard those fateful words drip from the rancid mouth of Blackie Lawless. The song everyone knew but nobody sang in their grandmom's car...unless grandma was AWESOME. Let's talk WASP. We Are Sexual Perverts? Maybe. But we love METAL so let's dive in on everyone's favorite drinkers with a metal problem.

You may remember our first episode. We do not. Welcome to Middle-AGE. In this episode we dive into the year that rocked our rocks off and kicked off many careers --maybe the highlight of some (cough cough Quiet Riot). C'mon oldheads. You show us yours and we'll show youz mines. 

Need a little Technical Ecstasy but the ole Sabbath boys ain't doing it for ya? Well, step right up my friend and get a taste of some of the medicine show we like to call Progressive Metal. What's that? Who's doing it? Find out in the latest episode of Middle-Aged Metal-Heads. Let's argue . . . I mean CONVERSE about the keyboard, the inspirations, the road more traveled and often beat with a stick...

Welcome to Season Two of Middle-Aged Metal-Heads. We swan dive into oblivion with (almost) everyone's favorite METAL GODS -- Judas Priest. It may be hard to believe but these old leather-clad dudes have been rocking it for 50 years. Sure, they changed gears a bit since their forming in 1969 but so did the space program, $0.35 gas prices, and sub-$5k housing prices. What's remained is a legacy that...

Do you accept Satan as your dark lord and savior? Would you like to reconsider? Death. Blackness. Blackety dark black darkness deathitudinal black dark deathness. We have taken The Oath and get down to the nitty-gritty about Death Metal Black Metal and all those evil areas in between. Join us as we spread the thighs of the music world, stirrup some trouble, and probe the dark earth and beyond.&nbs...

Listen up OLD MAN -- you're sitting around in your trailer thinking "There's no new metal!" Well, you're wrong, fatty. Dead wrong. Zombie dead-ass wrong. Check out Eyes of the Living -- A brutal metal outfit from Philadelphia. In this episode, our Middle-Aged Metal-Heads check in with Tim Swisher and Chris Moore to see where they're from, where they're going, and what's next for Philly's own Eyes...

Lucky episode number 25.  Woe to you, o earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath because he knows his time is short. Here it is. Explosions. High Voltage. It's dirty. It's ugly. And we like it that way. This episode's balls are to the wall both literally and figuratively. We explore the awkward METAL YEARS of 1986. Pimples, warts, spandex, and all. Come with us on a magical journey...

Our intrepid METALHEADS embark on a mission to create the ultimate festival. Using a draft format designed by evil GameMaster John Hardin, we built five festival from the ground up. Which one would you attend? Step right up, Middle-Aged Metal-Heads. It's goin down. 

In PURE MAIDEN style, this episode is an epic tale of woe, struggle, and ultimately victory. The MAMHs tackle a monster in IRON MAIDEN and discuss the history of the band, the allure of 3+ guitarists, and why some of us cannot seem to get to the shows. All that and more. Gallop along and give us a run through. 

Everyone has a fave that nobody knows. Guess what? Nobody knows yours either if you don't give us a call and tell us! 

Who's your number one? Who's the best? Did we pick your best singer? You'll never know if you don't listen. Come check it out as our MAMHs drop the names of their TOP THREE singers of all time. 

Listen, play, and win! 

What were you doing in 1985? If you were a Middle-Aged Metal-Head, you were probably heading to High School give-or-take a few years. This episode tackles the tough times of Live Aid, New Coke, and all that mess that was just a distraction from the real deal of 1985 -- THE METAL. Tune in, drop out, dive in, and freak with us this week. Leave us a 5 STAR review and get a friend to start listening....

Van Halen Van Hagar Von Cherone . . . nah just kidding. Our MAMHs (minus Kerry) discuss another monstrous metal ELEPHANT in the room -- the VAN HALENS. The trials tribulations coke infused parties hurting Steve Perry and DUKE IT OUT over the Red Rider himself, Samuel Hagar. Can he really drive 55 or is that just a hoax fabricated by his mechanic? I mean everybody wants some, right? Hit me wil...

What would we be if we weren't out listening to metal? NOTHING, that's what! This week, Michael and Colin set aside their walkers, CPAP machines, and ensure drinks in favor of metal, cigarettes, and beer beer beer. They partied with the throngs outside and then spoke to the man himself, GEOFF TATE!  Check it.