METAL PODCAST -- Middle-Aged Metal-Heads

It's 1978 and you're in the HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD. So what do you do? Record four solo records and release them all at once. WHAT?  In this episode, each of us cover one of the solo records all on our lonesome. It's fun, it's informative, it's a little weird to talk to yourself. “FOR ACE, PAUL, PETER AND GENE”

Well it's finally here. The boyz and their toyz circle up like a coupla jerks to talk about the cracker of an Aussie band. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhh! We go through this 28 minute epic Piece by Piece in the middle of the current Epidemic. You'd be Criminally Insane to miss our on your opportunity to be Reborn on the Altar of Sacrifice that is this week's auditory Postmortem of one of the greatest thrash albums of all time. Jesus Saves time by podcasting in the car during the commute but don't get di...

Dear Middle-Aged Metal-Heads,  I'm a college student in a small midwestern town. Recently, the band I'm in has been experimenting with playing each other's, well...let's say "songs." We rock out the seven inches and see who can play the best. Whatever gets everyone going is the one we play the most. Is this something that I should worry about? Is it okay to tell my other friends about it? I t...

and It's number is Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Niiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee.  Ted Bundy is executed. China has the Tiananmen Square protests in May Iran issues a fatwa on Salman Rushdie over The Satanic Verses Lyle and Erik Menendez murder their wealthy parents Rain Man wins best picture Tim Burton’s Batman was the highest grossing picture of the year Top Album: Don’t Be Cruel by Bobby Brown Top Sing...

YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIDDLE-AGED METAL-HEADS Check us out on your favorite podcasting service. Call in and leave us a question, message, death threat, or sexy voice mail.  RECORD your BEST METAL BUMPER and email your file to us at middleagedmetalheads@gmail.com  BE SURE to include your name and your location and let the aging world know that YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIDDLE-AGED METAL-HEADS!

Jersey Philly back again du na na na na na na nananana Doin' a little East Coast thinnnnggg Joey Mahoney Cinderella  du na na na na na na nananana Not too hard not toooooossssoooooooffftttt

The greatest thrash metal crossover whatever fun crazy hiphopinfused cover song stylleeeee band of all time. You know it I know it everybody know it. We're Anthrax and we take no ****.  Come along with the Walking Dudes and SLAM YOUR JAM with ANTHRAX's EPIC 

Drop the needle and cream in your jeans. Awwwww yeah you know you're feeling it when the beat drops and you just wanna oh oh oh oh oh that voice I think I love you. This episode feature the heart melting gut busting sphincter tightening tunes that are the reason to live. Tune in. Drop out. leave us a five star review on iTunes. 

We've alluded to it. We've threatened. We've warned. Here it is. In all our . . . I mean ITS GLORY. Pop a cork of mead. Robe up or SHUT UP. 

My doctor says I need to take a LAXATIVE. That was funny when we were kids but now its part of everyday life. Getting old sucks but not when you have metal to (literally) fall back on. Rub one out for 30 minutes and 39 seconds IF YOU DARE. All you back room boys salute when her flag unfurls.

We are all born man. Some choose to remain that way. Are you still MAD? Are you still a REBEL? Music has been raging against machines for at least as long as we've been alive. What better way to do it than with Donny Osmond. . .I mean HEAVY METAL. Kick against the pricks with us! 

OOOOOooooooohhhh yeah those were the days. RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!! you remember where you were but do you remember your first listen to the second EPIC by one of the greats? Put the headphones on and join the cuddle huddle as we listen to one of the most recognized classic records of our old-ass lives. 

SOOOOOOO many great records came out this year. It's amazing we packed it into one episode. Cmon in the the water is fine. Crack a cold one, sit back relax and talk with us about the YEAR 1988. I mean really, speak to your podcast out loud. Record it and send it to us. Also -- pop that 5-star review, wouldja? Trying to reach the masses of old people with their bald heads and back hair. 

The cat is purring. It scratches my skin. What is wrong with another sin?  I mean, really, what IS wrong with another one? And another? This is probably the most famous Scorpions records and we are talking through the whole thing. Is that a sin? Maybe. Indulge. Join us. Talk along. Leave us a message. Get on the Insta, the Faceybookey, and the Twitter and give us a shout. Badaboom. 

The Godfathers? Grandfathers? The FOUNDING FATHERS? whatever you call them, you've probably got a favorite singer - father, stepfather, weird uncle, whatever. This episode gets into the tunes, records, tours, and history of the many men who have Singer: Black Sabbath on their resume.  Come dig it. And hook us up with a 5 star review so we can get all happy and stuff. 

The end of the list is finally here. If you could stand the ramblin about the first 25, you're gonna love the last 25. If you couldn't. . . give us another shot here. METALL HEALTH'LL CURE YOU CRAZZZAAAYYYYYYYY

Who'd have thunk that a couple of old men would be able to come up with a list of their 50 favorite records ever? Well, here goes. Do us a favor: Piss and moan and complain everywhere you go about the quality of this list. THen give us a 5-star review and crack another beer because this is only part one and part two is coming soon. Belly up and drink em down. Take your meds like a man and your KIS...

We've all been lost on the road somewhere. Maybe it was Texas or maybe Canada. We've been drinkin' whiskey til the morning light and then worked that stage all night long. This very special 50th episode is dedicated to the Prince of Darkness himself, Alice Cooper. Bust out your bell bottoms and sequinned unitard and roll with us into 1978 to listen to the foibles, fakes, murders, and double-takes...

You were probably in your mid-teens when this record hit the streets. It was everywhere. Did you jump on the wagon? Were you already on the wagon? This is the record that in one way or another defined our teenage years. Listen along with us as we chat up the mega hit SLIPPERY WHEN WET

You wanted to know so we wanted to answer you. Come along for the full ride and get the extra special treatment with guest Scott Rudd as we plow through listener questions about being the metalest dudes you wish you knew...just a little better. 

Everybody's doing it, wanna try? Arguably RATT's greatest and most favorite album gets the MAMH treatment tonight. Take a trip through the maze, enjoy the cheese, and give this bad boy a spin with us. 

Take yourself back to the day you picked up this record. A pivotal time for Def Lep. A pivotal time for metal. A pivotal time in the life of a Middle-Aged Metal-Head. Get your platter spinning and drop the needle when we say THREE! It's a good time and these listening parties are getting us through the lockdown. We hope you'll join us and love up on some LEP. 

We are. . .WERE. . .the youth gone wild! Now we are old but I'm sure our feeble minds and loins remember when these gorgeous men hit the big stage. Hit after hit -- or was it? Join us for a listening party for a record that is older than your children but younger than your spouse. And probably still better looking than all of us. YOUTH GONE WILD! OH MY BACK! 

We had the pleasure of speaking with Adam Dubin, director of Murder in the Front Row The San Francisco Bay Area Thrash Metal Story. Listen along as we get into the deep cuts with Adam and learn more about this documentary film NOW AVAILABLE for PRE-ORDER at MITFR.com.