Sapphire Divines

Messages from the Other Side...Of Common Sense

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Blind medium. Goat co-host. Zero qualifications. This is not your average spiritual podcast. This is a full-blown metaphysical roast with a side of herbal tea and unprocessed trauma. Join Sapphire Divines — ethically questionable oracle — and Raphael the Goat as they channel chaotic clarity, insult your twin flame, and gently bully you into spiritual growth. If you’ve ever saged your ex’s hoodie, blamed Mercury for your bad decisions, or pulled a tarot card just to ignore it… this show is for you.✨ Expect: Psychic rantsGoat interruptionsCosmic sarcasmListen weekly. Spiral responsibly.

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Sapphire Divines

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🎙️ Episode 4: Cord Cutting and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves 11.09.2025 2:06

🔮Episode Description: Tired of performing moonlit scissors rituals just to text him again by Tuesday? In this episode, Sapphire explores the delusional art of cord cutting — why it rarely works, what you're actually doing with that sage stick, and how obsession disguises itself as spiritual growth. 🐐 Expect: – Cord-cutting confessions – Goat bleats of disapproval – A guided anti-meditation f...

🎙 Episode 3: Past Life Lovers and Present Day Delusions 05.09.2025 2:14

From soul contracts to situationships, this episode dives deep into the karmic chaos of “I swear we’ve met before” — and why that might not be a compliment. Sapphire dissects the dangerous intersection of déjà vu and delusion, explores the spiritual loophole of reincarnated red flags, and offers her signature deadpan wisdom on why your twin flame might actually just be your tenth trauma loop. 🔮 I...

🎙️ Episode 2: Spiritual Bypassing & Mismatched Twin Flame Tattoos 28.08.2025 1:59

🎙️ Episode 2: Spiritual Bypassing & Mismatched Twin Flame Tattoos In this episode, Sapphire explores the ancient spiritual practice of… denial in a velvet robe. We’re talking spiritual bypassing — that thing where you ignore your unhealed trauma and call it “high vibration” — and the dangerously delusional world of twin flame tattoos , because nothing says destiny like permanent ink and codepe...

🎙️ Episode 1: Spiritual Bypassing and Mismatched Twin Flame Tattoos 20.08.2025 2:06

🎙️ Episode 1: Spiritual Bypassing and Mismatched Twin Flame Tattoos Ever saged your trauma instead of processing it? Got a matching tattoo with someone who now blocks you every retrograde? In this debut episode, Sapphire (your unlicensed spiritual advisor) takes on spiritual bypassing , toxic twin flame delusions , and why slapping a crystal on your codependency doesn’t make it healed. Featuring:...