Men Seeking Tomahawks

"EVERYONE WILL GIVE ME THE MONIES, AND EVERYONE WILL GET INJECTED WITH CHEETAH PARTS!" - DOWNY TIDE It's a time of changes and new beginnings, as Jack Drastic has turned in the wrestling tights and boots for coach's pants and a whistle. The Goldfish are on the hunt! And then a surprise guest calls in, and it's the last person a coach wants to hear from: a parent. But not just any parent, this is t...

Dan touched the button again, and what a crazy adventure it sent us on. First a visit from Officer Barney Pullman, who heads up the podcast division at the local police department. He wanted to make sure our show checked out. Then, a wild turn of events takes Dan to a magical mystical island where bears rule the land and dragons must be slain. Can Dan make it to the end of the odyssey? To wrap thi...

Come on y'all let's take a ride, don't you say anything just get inside, it's time to take your ass on another kind of trip, 'cause you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip! In other words, come along and ride on a fantastic voyage, as we navigate the topic of what the future holds for work. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's scary, but ain't no valley low enough or a mountain high. In add...

It was a hot and windy Saturday when we hit the road to visit our dear friends, the Cleburne Railroaders, in sunny Cleburne, Texas. We talk with coaches, broadcasters, social media managers, and interns! Whether you like baseball, or just like fun hijinx, this is the episode for you. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: COLD CITY KINGS - HO...

This week we do something a little different: we dedicate a whole show to one topic, as Jack and Dan deep dive all things Woodstock '99. This music festival celebrated the 30th anniversary of the legendary Woodstock rock festival from the 60's, but it was far from the peaceful love fest that the original was purported to be. We discuss the wild lineup that attracted nearly half a million concert-g...

This week we've got a little bit of everything: reviews, previews, and a eulogy. We start things off by talking about the big Podcast Movement event that Dan just wrapped up. How did it go? You decide. Then, we get your headspace ready for the big remote broadcast that will take place live from a real big-league ballpark. The time is almost upon us! Finally, a staple of the Denton, TX music scene...

Set list. LATE GUEST AT THE PARTY - THIS IS FINE ARTISTIC MISTAKE - WET ESCAPE BINARY LION - HELLO FEATURING A.M.A.N.D.L.A. HUGO MONSTER - CARRY ON EVOLVE & CHEF MIKE - GOURMET DUST ALEXANDER CROWLEY - PRESSURE DANIEL MARKHAM - NIGHT LIGHT MAX OAKLAND - GOT TIME NICK SEIDER - MOJAVE BLUES ZANDER YATES - THE SINGULARITY F#CKED ON MATE - ANTISOCIAL ANARCHY CREEK INDIGO - POSTR

Well here we are. Having reviewed the tape of this week's episode, I am sad to announce that the episode we THOUGHT we recorded is not what came out the other end. Dan poured his heart into this one folks, but the sad truth is that he also pressed the button. Never press the button. Dan pressed the button. But our promise to you was to put out an episode, so we will be releasing what the computer...

Don't think that just because a musician has passed on, their music has to stop. In fact, Jack loves dead musician music releases so much, he's dedicated an entire episode to them! And don't worry, we know Dan's a musical doofus, so we brought along a very special analyst who knows more about music than anyone else we know: the great Tony Ferraro . But if that's not enough, we have two amazing LIV...

In the heart of this episode, Dan brings us an array of tips from industry insiders (from all kinds of industries) that will really help improve your life. Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will simply make you scratch your head and say, "huh?" But let's not bury the lede: Jack and Dan will be doing their first roadshow in over four years! Join the MST Crew on Saturday, Au...

Fear not, brave tomahawk seekers. It's time to remove those earmuffs and put on your Beats By Dre ™ , for this, the first edition of MST: The Music . WTF is MST: The Music ? Consider it this generation's "Now That's What I Call Music", without the infomercial. So with that, let's get on with the episode. And make sure to thank your favorite artists at the various links below. Enjoy! S AVESTAT...

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE A RORSCHACH TEST TO D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON?" - Trevor Rendezvous The gang stops down for a little seriousness in this week's episode. While the fun and games will never end, it's also very important to take a step back and take the pulse of yourself and of those around you. Mental health is a serious subject, and it means different things to different...

Don't overthink things; the entire episode really is about potholes. But don't change the channel so quickly, because it's way more exciting than it sounds! In fact, this episode involves pizza, penises, and even Russians. So when I said exciting, I meant it. And if that were not enough, we get a visit from a new friend who has quite a relationship with pot holes. You won't want to miss this. But...

Don't let the title fool you; this episode is both decorative and inspirational. Dan puts on his paint-stained pants to bring us the first annual installment of the year's top 7 design trends going OUT of style and the top 7 design trends coming IN to style. And just before that, we need to talk about those wild wood signs that you see all over your auntie's house and figure out just what the heck...

"I AM ONLY ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE OF MEN SEEKING TOMAHAWKS. IT’S ALMOST ENTIRELY USELESS, AND ONLY SOMETIMES ENTERTAINING." - The Ghost of MST Future Believe it or not, sometimes we're wrong. And in nearly 100 episodes of Men Seeking Tomahawks, it was bound to happen at least a few times. So with that, we're headed to reconciliation. Sports? We were wrong. Automobiles? We were wrong. Hand Dryer Te...

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LEONARDO DICAPRICORN FOLLOWED ME TO LEARN ABOUT INVESTING FOR HIS BIG ROLE IN THAT INVESTING MOVIE, TITANIC?" - SHALLOW HECKIN’ VALUE It's treat time because you're in for a treat of the financial variety. It's investment day, but we're not talking about that boring kind of investment advice. No, this is the kind of advice you DO NOT want to take, thou...

"MOST RECENTLY, I USED A BIT OF ARTFUL DUPLICITY WHEN I SENT ELECTRONIC MAILS TO MY WOULD-BE PREY, TELLING THEM I WAS THEIR NIGERIAN UNCLE, THRICE REMOVED, AND THAT I HAD A COPIOUS FORTUNE AWAITING THEM AT MY ESTATE!" - ARCHDUKE CHESTER LEVISHAY If this episode doesn't trap you, I don't know what will. And that's because the whole episode is about traps, so it's inevitable. We' dive in head first,...

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LIZA MINELLI AND I CO HOSTED A GARAGE SALE EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS?" - Trevor Rendezvous We're skipping around the neighborhood this week with the courage boys, because it's time to go shopping! We visit the neighborhood store, AKA the garage sales, to see what our friends next door have to offer. And boy howdy, is it interesting! We introduce all the cha...

I had been sitting in the driveway for 20 minutes. I had no idea how I was going to tell her. There was one more swig in the flask. I tilted it skyward and made the trek to the front door. As I entered the house, I could tell she had been sitting in the recliner that overlooked the drive for some time. She had been watching. She already knew. Just then the phone rang, offering the briefest of repr...

"SO WHO WILL LIGHT THE FIREWORKS? SIMPLE! THE FIRST 500 KIDS 5 AND UNDER RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY CIGARETTE LIGHTER, COURTESY OF CRYSTAL PEPSI!" - E.L. Dastardly Woah Nelly (Cruz), is Jack in some sort of mood! He's had it up to here with major league baseball! You won't want to miss what he thinks about his hometown Texas Rangers. Jack is so upset with the boys in blue that he's going to help you,...

"I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE USED THE COFFEE CUP AS THE CATCHER!" - No-Longer Drunk Adam Oh buddy, do we have a doozie for our friends this week. It's what everyone has ever wanted: MOVIE REVIEWS! That's right, four episodes in and we're headed to that well. But what if we told you it was a classic....ly terrible feature film? Tiptoes is a very bizarrely put together movie featuring some of your favori...

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I FOUND TRUE LOVE AT THE MALL?" - Feivel Duchovny We've all explored things during the madness that has been the last 12 months of life. In the first two episodes we discussed what WE have been exploring, but this week we discuss what a select few others from around the world have found a knack for exploring: dead malls. From the underground subculture of d...

"SO YOUR DAD MARCHES RIGHT UP TO THAT KOALA ON LIVE TV AND TRIES TO SNATCH WHAT HE THINKS IS A MASK OFF HIS LITTLE HEAD." - Fernsby Chitteringshire Jack confronts Dan on a subject that is as close to Dan as possible...and you won't believe what happens next! Jack claims that Dan's father is not a musical sensation, and Dan takes great offense. Only one of the men who seeks tomahawks can be right,...

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS DETAINED IN A WALMART FOR 17 HOURS?" - Trevor Rendezvous In this, the triumphant return of the men who seek tomahawks, Jack and Dan return from a five year hibernation for what surely will be their most podcast venture yet. Speaking of new ventures, Dan reveals how failed his latest has been, while Jack shares the highs and lows of his. The show ends...

Is this just some ordinary phone call to the neighborhood pizza parlor, a preview of our dystopian future, a weird alternate reality, or none of the above? The only way to accurately fill out your scantron is to listen to this episode. Stick around until the end, as it might be only the beginning. Keep up to date, and plot your own course, at www. MenSeekingTomahawks.com