Men Seeking Tomahawks

A member of the MST Family has left us, and this episode is in his memory. Justin Webb portrayed many of your favorite characters throughout the various iterations of the show, and I wanted to put this episode together to celebrate some of the good times we shared together. I hope you enjoy, Dan

"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEP If you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That is essentially the theme of today's episode. Jack's...

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon Ranger We've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at least we try. Unfortunately, sometimes those people...

"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom. In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports h...

"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exac...

"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gates Jack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his jou...

"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIE Have you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free time around a bunch of magicians lately. Follow his j...

Set list. SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY KRYVOIR - YUKO SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH BIZAVELI - OK COOL NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK STRAYS - PARALLAX PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GOD PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROAD STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE TOM PROCEEDS - ODE TO SPRING xoxo, Jack & Dan

On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back. PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALL CODY LEENDERS - I CAN’T FIX MY PAIN ------ To check out past episodes, head over t...

Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand. Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips. On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original...

As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time. Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the episode. So kick back, relax, and PROCEED to have an a...

What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them. Introducing: BrotherSnare BrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show. Check out Turning Headz NFT's on OpenSea. On top of...

We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas! So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you! We spend the week talking all kinds of fun facts a...

Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show. We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time. And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up t...

Why this episode is not automatic It's not systematic It's not hydromatic Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST! Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads Oh no (Stop talking whoa stop talking) No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no (I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money) With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the door You know that's some sh...

It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season. Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular! You're in for a treat, as we've got special appearances by a Christmas Caroler, live musical performances by the preeminent Tom Waits tribute artist in the tri-county area (Tom P...

"I’VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN’ IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINE Have you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry? Have you ever needed so many car repairs you can't sleep at night? Have you ever tried to ask them questions but they don't come out right? Have you ever, have you ev...

"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON’T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom Proceeds Strap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first annual inaugural Denonpalooza, and we saved you a front-row seat. Justin "Webb" Webb joins us to give us the rundown. There were magicians, musicians, squirr...

" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody Cayden We're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA. Dan takes us through his journey through the happening streets of...

"IT’S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom Proceeds Just when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhood! But before you blame us on the downfall of the human neighborhood, hear us out. Because Jack and Dan have some neighborhood stories to tell. Be it an obn...

Set List. DEATH KITTY DISCO - DEEP CONNOR LEE - HEATSTROKE SPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTE THOMAS POSEN - FLATLINE THE OPINION INDUSTRY - THEY’RE RECORDING THIS SAVESTATE CORRUPTED - CHAMELEON 1MS0DUNN (I’M SO DONE)- THE BASS SPEAKS UPHXRIA - TEARS PLUMPOOH - Y@KON (APOCALYPTIC REMIX) THE JEEBS - BE TRUE TONY FERRERO - CROCODILE IN THE SKY THE TERROR ADAPTERS - BLAST OFF! xoxo, Jack

"ONE TIME DOWN IN TALLADEGA, I MATERIALIZED AS ONE OF THOSE SPOOKY LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL GHOSTS THAT ARE SO FASHIONABLE THESE DAYS..." - Mr. Spirit There's no time to boo-hoo because it's the MST Halloween Spooktacular! Dan brings us the tale of the history of one of the sweetest treats we know...and it takes a wild turn when the boys discover that the business might be pure evil. BOO! Then, Jack t...

Today, we use the audio medium to discuss the video medium that we all know and love. No, not that smut you need to use incognito mode for.... we're talking about good old-fashioned television! Dan lulls us to sleep by recommending three basic TV shows that you've probably already seen. But Jack saves the day when he digs deep into his sack of eclectic novelties, to recommend shows that will surel...

"NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS NEW FANDANGLED CONCEPT, 'THE INTERNET OF THINGS'?" - Marty Razzamataz It's a new week, and you know what that means: a new episode of the award-nominated Men Seeking Tomahawks podcast! We kick things off with a fascinating look at design features in things we encounter every day that we probably don’t even recognize….but our lives are all better for them! And what...

Set list. THE LOOSE FITS - IF I WERE HOLLOW COLD CITY KINGS - HOLIDAY DESTIN STONE - STAY A WHILE JACK COLE - DREAMING OF HOME CMPT - I MISS THAT TAP DADDY - MOONLIGHT ESCAPE OB - KING OF THE WORLD PLUMPHOOH - JUNKY’S NIGHTMARE JULIUS PAUL - I LIKE PIZZA W/E - GURL YOU'RE ON THE FASTEST AVAILABLE ROUTE - TAKE THE FIRST EXIT OPTOMYSTIKVIBEZ - VITAM IMPENDERE VERO XOXO, Jack