Men of the Machine

Pat is a jerk and didn't want me to fill this episode full of christmas cheer, so enjoy this lackluster bullshit................. I'm only slightly salty, the episode is actually pretty good.

I think the title (borrowed from John Oliver) really explains this whole episode. Fuck the government.

Come get a little weird with us as Kevin drinks himself into a slightly wobbly situation. Trying out a new form of recording this week, so prepare for glory,,,,,, or poor quality. Only one way to find out!!

We decided to talk about what we consider to be some of the best tv shows of all time. Of course this was all spurred by the fact that Kevin just started watching Doctor Who and Firefly....... don't judge.

We both watched a movie close to the release of it for once. So why not talk about? I mean the Justice League is comprised of everything we love in this world. Mainly Jason Momoa. It's always about the Momoa. Freaking hunksickle.

So many shake-ups in the comic industry as of late. And then you got the release of Thor, DC Metal is still on point, a new batman story came out....... no surprise there. There's just to much to talk about to limit this to one topic, so we just throw it all at you. Hope you like it!

No, we are not talking about the show Family Ties. Although, to be fair, that could probably be an entertaining episode as well. Either way, this week we talk about wonderful little bundles of joy that babies are and how great they are to have in our lives. Side not, there is a baby present this time.

Oh hell yes! Halloween is upon us and it's time to go over what makes the holiday so great. Well I guess it's not so much about that and more like two guys sitting around talking about their favorite horror movies. But that's ok, we haven't done a list in quite a while so hopefully this lives up to the hype.

DC's Dark Knights Metal is one of the coolest things to happen to comics EVER!! Ok, well maybe not ever, but it is pretty freaking sweet right now. We make a few predictions and discuss why batman is the god damn man. To cap it all off we throw around a few ideas and discuss of few topics of what Doomsday clock will turn out to be......again.

What's better than getting your weekly does of Men Of The Machine? Doubling up on that prescription. If the special comic con episode didn't curve your hunger for lovin then slide on up and take a peak inside this slightly rushed episode. See if you like what you find.

Ok, so technically it is no longer "live" persay, but that's not what I was going for here. The point is that we got together with our good buudy, and co-host of Patricks other podcast, to enjoy a super fine weekend in New York City. Here we talk about what we got into the first three days.

With upcoming events throwing a glorious wrench into our system we are putting up an episode a little early this week. But don't you fret, it's definitely for a great reason. I recommend taking a listen to find out more. Well that, and just listen to us talk about Rick and Morty. That's always important.

Kevin gets a little drunk and belligerent. Patrick is in charge of coming up with the topic. We talk about the positives and negatives to some of these streaming companies. It goes exactly as you would think it would.

I think I would consider this our first actual, full, real review of any item besides the end of episode break downs of the latest Rick and Morty. It's not a very traditional set up where we go step by step through the material in question. None the less I think you'll enjoy what we are trying to do here. Also, in case you weren't already aware from the ending of the last episode of the title of t...

Kevin has an obsession with delivering sex quizzes to Patrick. Patrick grudgingly goes along with said quizzes due to the promise of fabulous prizes. Here we go...

This didn't go quite as planned, but does it ever? The game/quiz/sexiness will have to wait until next week unfortunately. But that's ok because you get to hear how wrong we both are about the all the different forms of art we hold near and dear to our hearts. That's a decent trade off, right?

**Kevin Speaking** I done did it now boi. I fucked up. I can't believe after all this time I would go and make such a damned mistake like I did this episode. I regret every decision I've ever made in life and want to crawl into a hole and die. **Patrick Speaking** HAHA!

Fucking Adam Cole. Fucking Xbox One X. Fucking dick jokes. It's all over the place this time.

Two of the greatest thing on television currently, hell maybe of all time, and it's about damn time we talk about it. Well Kevin may not know everything there is to know about GOT but he is about to find out. No worries though, he makes up for it in his obsessive desire to consume all things Rick and Morty.

In which the Men Of The Machine discover and ruminate on the true meaning of friendship!

I (Kevin) wanted to ask Patrick a bunch of questions I had heard on a youtube video. Of course he had a bunch of answers, thats the whole point in asking him. Check it out.

We are all set to head to NY Comic Con, but before that happens we might as well get all the stuff that happened at SDCC out of our heads. Also we introduce a new segment at the end of the show that might not totally suck.

It's Kevin's favorite time of the year again, pitching super dope ass comic books. I don't think I'd be exaggerating if I said that we've come up with the greatest Nightcrawler idea of all time. Somebody call up Geoff Johns immediately.

Last week we talked about Spiderman. This week we talk about Spiderman. Next week we talk about Spiderman. EVERY EPISODE IS ABOUT SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!

In which we (mostly Patrick) talk about Spider-Man in celebration of Homecoming's release.