Men of the Machine

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be Kevin for a bit and just listen to Patrick talk about something he's rather passionate about? Well I really hope the answer to that is yes, because that's exactly what goes down this week.

Once you get us going on how important Watchmen is as a work of art and the position it is in currently to make a comeback in the DC universe there is really no stopping it. Unfortunately we didn't get to play our usual suite of games, but come one, Watchmen deserves our undivided attention. And by golly it sure does get that.

Remember how Wonder Woman kicked total ass in Batman vs Superman? Well she does it about ten fold in her solo showing. Oh man was that a good movie. But this week we point out the differences between Gifted Punksters and this podcast, talk about a possible website, experience some slight technical difficulties, and of course talk about Wonder Woman.

What stresses out coral? Current Events....... Are you laughing super hard? Good. Keep that going as you continue listening to this little piece of art that we threw together. Also, big penis does not equal great lover.

It was supposed to be all about fantasy. You know, like Games of Thrones and Harry Potter. Not so much sex dreams and such, but in the end it went back to comics, just like it always does. Also racism, that's a very real thing.

The new alien movie is dope, superheroes are awesome, batman needs a new story, and people die. It's a whole bunch of knowledge and opinions coming at you this week.

Let's talk about Nintendo. Let's Talk about Kevin Smith. Let's talk about sports. But most of all, let's talk about THE GUARDIANS OF THE GOD DAMN GALAXY!!

From now on, please refer to Kevin as "The Captain" or any variation of the sort. Otherwise we talk a little bit about everything, no real structure to this bad boy.

You know what's better than everything else? Netflix's Marvel line-up. Unfortunately Iron Fist didn't quite live up to the task. We play our games, talk some more about depression, and finally get to talk about Get Out!....... It's about damn time.

What's the best thing about hosting two podcasts? GETTING YOUR FRIENDS FROM BOTH PODCASTS TO DO ONE AWESOME CROSSOVER!!!!! Sorry for the caps, I was just really flipping happy that they both of them signed up for this. **This is Kevin typing**

**Kevin** I was out of it for a few weeks, and I think it showed a little in the recordings. But enough of that shit, lets get back to some good conversation between friends, you know, the whole reason the podcast exists in the first place.

What else do you talk about during a full moon? Nothing,,,,, nothing is the answer.

What does it take to be special? Whatever it is, we got it. That's for damn sure. Also took another slight political spin towards the end of the discussion, not sure how that happened.

Wrestlemania is happening! And I don't think there is anything short of the threat of castration that could stop Patrick from wanting to talk about it. Plus, there is an pretty snazzy little quiz thrown in to get some sick wrestling history knowledge in before the big show.

There was no intention to go in a political direction, but shit happens. Kevin talks about his trip to Arizona a little bit, a bunch of nonsense about the Mike Flynn hilarity that is going on, and some razzle dazzle to spice it all up. Don't take what say to close to heart, it won't do you any good.

Listen in on our favorite action heroes, maybe they'll be on your list too!

Don't be fooled by the title, this episode really has nothing to do with either name mentioned. Patrick is pissed about the Matrix relaunch, Kevin is excited. That's about all you need to know.

Lets talk a walk off the beaten path and start recording without Patrick knowing about it. SPOILER ALERT!! It's not really all that different.....

Dr. Strange just came out on DVD and Blu-ray. Logan just came out in theaters. Why the hell not talk about some superheroes? We couldn't think of a good enough reason, so here we are making a list of our favorite superhero movies to date.

Originally planned to talk just about tattoos, that didn't go quite as planned. Don't worry, it still starts with that and mostly consists of that and our usual games. Oh boy did it veer off course in a depressing way though.

What's better than a special episode in which we celebrate the day that Patrick sprang from his mothers vagina? Nothing, nothing is the answer to that question. OK, I guess a handy from Angelina Jolie would be pretty dope, but that's about it.

Admittedly it took me far too long to actually watch John Wick (this is Kevin, I do the uploading stuff). MY GOD!! I can't believe how phenomenal it is for being such a simple story. Listen to this shit right here, then immediately go watch the movie.

We all know that Daredevil is the ultimate Superhero. I mean sure, he doesn't have super strength. Maybe he can't fly or fun super fast. I guess he also doesn't have any sort of super suit, god-like powers, or the ability to travel through time or space. But do you really have to have all that to be a superhero? We say NO! Now go ahead and listen to find out why.

Do you ever get bored with just asking your significant other to fornicate? Well then boy o' boy do we have a treat for you. Come learn about how people used to imply the devilish sins they would partake in. We are talking about SEX!

The Royal Rumble is tonight!!!!! Get your bitch ass ready for it by listening to one man explain to another all the intricacies of the worlds most popular soap opera of all time.