Media Monarchy

Data center moral panic, spring-chi on the edge of summer and specialty restaurant chains + this day in history w/Iran faces nuclear sanctions and our song of the day by Johnny Paycheck on your #MorningMonarchy for June 10, 2026.

Boosting unsubstantiated claims, the lost levels and disclosure ghey + this day in history w/Saturn worship in pop culture and our song of the day by Jo-DBL on your #MorningMonarchy for June 9, 2026.

Races loaded, never bring a knife to a track meet and Dr. Jill medicine woman + this day in history w/habeus corpsed up and our song of the day by MUNA on your #MorningMonarchy for June 8, 2026.

It took two, twice as hard and southern accents + this day in history w/Kill Bill killed and our song of the day by Tom MacDonald on your #MorningMonarchy for June 5, 2026.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Godlike powers, Killdozer day and Barney Frank's brothel + this day in history w/Belgian truth bombs and our song of the day by Marlon Craft on your #MorningMonarchy for June 4, 2026.

Bixonimania, JiMMYBARs and good mosquitoes + this day in history w/The Max is back and our song of the day by Fast Heart Mart on your #MorningMonarchy for June 3, 2026.

Midterm challenges, climbing horror games and space race wars + this day in history w/plot line predictions and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for June 2, 2026.

Monopoly verdicts, detention centers and storming the castles + this day in history w/The Ledge on Willis Tower and our song of the day by The King Blues on your #MorningMonarchy for June 1, 2026.

NASCAR crash, fugly sluts and the monsters of pig alley + this day in history w/Mueller gets grilled and our song of the day by Beastie Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for May 22, 2026.

Massie loses to Israel; AI firm tells people to stop hiring humans; and Fender commits brand suicide.

Massie loses to Israel; AI firm tells people to stop hiring humans; and Fender commits brand suicide.

Sole survivor, planetary party poopers and Uncle Tim + this day in history w/Finkelstein flame wars and our song of the day by The Doomstompers on your #MorningMonarchy for May 21, 2026.

Floating solar projects, China ag deals and ganjasaurus rex + this day in history w/McStocks and our song of the day by Steven Keene on your #MorningMonarchy for May 20, 2026.

Trim jobs, chip factories and a fairly bright light source + this day in history w/Veitch v. Canada and our song of the day by Blooded The Brave on your #MorningMonarchy for May 19, 2026.

Eurotrash visions, heartland rallies and sped limits + this day in history w/Wolfowitz resigns and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for May 18, 2026.

The hantavirus psyop rolls on; the UK changes the Starmer birdcage liner; and AI enshittification is here!

The hantavirus psyop rolls on; the UK changes the Starmer birdcage liner; and AI enshittification is here!

Media Monarchy plays Europe, Madonna, Natalie Imbruglia and more on #PumpUpThaVolume for May 8, 2026. ♬

Yankees win, Alex loses and Cartman shrugged + this day in history w/Prince talks about chemtrails and our song of the day by Carsie Blanton on your #MorningMonarchy for May 8, 2026.