Media Monarchy

Razor stadiums, died with measles and patient zero + this day in history w/assimilated into pimping poison and our song of the day by Old Crow Medicine Show on your #MorningMonarchy for Shocktober 7, 2026.

Smart glasses, game remakes and nighttime access + this day in history w/peer-reviewed anonymous internet vigilantes and our song of the day by Kuntwork on your #MorningMonarchy for Shocktober 6, 2026.

Youth of America, rearranging scars and twisting the knife + this day in history w/the big problem in military recruitment and our song of the day by Van Morrison on your #MorningMonarchy for Shocktober 5, 2026.

Barely breathing, Paramount relocating and you don't know how it feels + this day in history w/the economics of sports bribery and our song of the day by Bodega on your #MorningMonarchy for October 2, 2026.

Firing squads, house of horrors and the Epstein Truth Commission + this day in history w/the Vegas shooting and our song of the day by Gurriers on your #MorningMonarchy for October 1, 2026.

Incandescent bulbs, recalled foods and weight-loss blindness + this day in history w/Zydeco is dead and our song of the day by Garrett Steele on your #MorningMonarchy for September 30, 2026.

Forced majeure, Castlevania at 40 and leaf blower wars + this day in history w/Dungeons & Dragons captures its players and our song of the day by Lukas Lion on your #MorningMonarchy for September 29, 2026.

Halloween attraction announced and our song of the day by Slaughter on your #MorningMonarchy for September 25, 2026.

Lesbian mom does not want daughter visiting fundamentalist neighbors and our song of the day by Alan Silvestri on your #MorningMonarchy for September 24, 2026.

Apples invite the pollinators and our song of the day by Poison on your #MorningMonarchy for September 23, 2026.

Why social media bans fail the free-speech test and our song of the day by Lisa Stansfield on your #MorningMonarchy for September 22, 2026.

Your politics won't protect you from the surveillance state and our song of the day by ZZ Top on your #MorningMonarchy for September 21, 2026.

The KSM trial date is set; Trump lifts sanctions on Al Qaeda; and the generated outrage occurs just in time for the 911 anniversary.

The KSM trial date is set; Trump lifts sanctions on Al Qaeda; and the generated outrage occurs just in time for the 911 anniversary.

Steinem? Damn near killed 'em, Bartiromo out and last dance with Mary Jane + this day in history w/quarantine documents and our song of the day by Young Knives on your #MorningMonarchy for September 4, 2026.

Why is the US really after Venezuelan crude; why are the bond markets blowing up; and why do we need the FDA?

Why is the US really after Venezuelan crude; why are the bond markets blowing up; and why do we need the FDA?

Donkey justice, biotech bondage and royal parasite + this day in history w/Discovery Channel shooter and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for September 3, 2026.

Plastic cookies, artificial colors and stolen beers + this day in history w/seed vaults and our song of the day by Remy on your #MorningMonarchy for September 2, 2026.

Red notices, generated low output voltage emitters and currency defenses + this day in history w/the science of fear-mongering and our song of the day by The Burning Hell on your #MorningMonarchy for September 1, 2026.

Denying responsibility, suboptimal prime and into the great wide open + this day in history w/Carlin's conspiracy and our song of the day by Ron Gallo on your #MorningMonarchy for August 28, 2026.

Assassination false flags are in the air; food recalls are on the table; and GTA VI is in the Army.

Assassination false flags are in the air; food recalls are on the table; and GTA VI is in the Army.

Curry favor, Karmelo creams and Vance advances + this day in history w/mosque distractions and our song of the day by Iyah May on your #MorningMonarchy for August 27, 2026.

West by god declarations, hot beef injections and devil dolly follies + this day in history w/sausage party conspiracy stew and our song of the day by George Jones on your #MorningMonarchy for August 26, 2026.