Media Monarchy

Hello hell, absurd copyright and order without law + this day in history w/VP Biden won't stop Israel attack on Iran and our song of the day by Dr. Phoxotic on your #MorningMonarchy for July 10, 2026.

NATO racketeers descend on Ankara; the Tyler Robinson spectacle captivates America; and anti-aging biohacker gets incurable disease.

NATO racketeers descend on Ankara; the Tyler Robinson spectacle captivates America; and anti-aging biohacker gets incurable disease.

Zombie squirrels, skydiver's body found in field and pardon my boner + this day in history w/Elizardbeast at the UN and our song of the day by Francis' Scream on your #MorningMonarchy for July 9, 2026.

Sad dog Jonah, Gavin's a fungi and David's banning hunting + this day in history w/Deepwater coverup goes Orwellian and our song of the day by Bobby B. Baker on your #MorningMonarchy for July 8, 2026.

Grand theft crypto, no CD in physical box and pay of bigs + this day in history w/UK phone hacking and our song of the day by Jody Bigfoot on your #MorningMonarchy for July 7, 2026.

America's 250est birthday, the college drop-in and Beijing's skyscraper plane crash mystery + this day in history w/behavior detection officers graduate and our song of the day by The Proclaimers on your #MorningMonarchy for July 6, 2026.

Awful turns, the hit men and let me up I've had enough + this day in history w/billions for swine flu and our song of the day by Johnny Marr on your #MorningMonarchy for June 26, 2026.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

Don't worry she's dead, PAiD in full and gay dad + this day in history w/I hope I don't die and our song of the day by Funkadelic on your #MorningMonarchy for June 25, 2026.

SNAP decisions, country roads and frugal habits + this day in history w/SCOTUS ❤'s GMOs and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for June 24, 2026.

Streaming frauds, it's in the game and no UFO records + this day in history w/financial canaries and our song of the day by Norman Sann on your #MorningMonarchy for June 23, 2026.

Boo it again, fret sounds and all bummer long + this day in history w/funds, funds, funds and our song of the day by The Beach Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for June 22, 2026.

Shame night, bitter celebrities mocked online and stupid songs + this day in history w/hate crime trends and our song of the day by Michael Jackson on your #MorningMonarchy for June 19, 2026.

America tries to end the war USrael started; BlackCore exposes Israeli election meddling; and UK moves to ban under-16 social media.

America tries to end the war USrael started; BlackCore exposes Israeli election meddling; and UK moves to ban under-16 social media.

Burning hatred, mythological medicine man and horrific abuse + this day in history w/secret Kennedy files and our song of the day by Mobius Loop on your #MorningMonarchy for June 18, 2026.

Quarantine zones, vamos chicharróns and elevated THC levels + this day in history w/vast riches of minerals and our song of the day by Son Volt on your #MorningMonarchy for June 17, 2026.

Sweeping social media bans, 99 bubbles and revealing evidence + this day in history w/missing sunspot activity and our song of the day by Vince Staples on your #MorningMonarchy for June 16, 2026.

Title droughts, world cupped and a great peace deal + this day in history w/comprehensive immigration reform and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for June 15, 2026.

Deception of a generation, tone deaf goop and the searcher + this day in history w/Dando sues General Motors and our song of the day by Paul McCartney on your #MorningMonarchy for June 12, 2026.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

Wrongful death suit, why so stabby and illegally banned + this day in history w/Foxconn suicides and our song of the day by Rostam on your #MorningMonarchy for June 11, 2026.