Medallica: Minnows vs The World

With 1 day to go until the Rio Olympics kick into full competition, and with the Opening Ceremony only hours away, things continue to go from bad to worse for the Rio Organising Committee. We take a huge step towards tracking down Sidibe, chat with the very lovely 2012 London Sailing Silver medallist Lucinda Whitty, rap about Architecture in 'Craftlympics' and the donut spotlight features a "Space...

With 2 days to go until the Rio Olympics begin, and only a day until the Opening Ceremony, things go from bad to worse for Rio. It is our biggest "Apocolympics Now" segment yet, and features everything from losing the keys to the stadium to 150-pound semi-mutant golf rats. As well, we finally get a reply from one of our big 3 targets, discuss the Literature medals in the Craftlympics, and our Donu...

Wow, so much to cover, so little time - the preparations are really in overdrive over here in Rio, for the athletes anyway. For the Brazilian Olympic Committee, it seems that it is business as usual, with today revealing a new raft of muggings, fatal environmental problems and a police strike. We bring you up to speed on the latest news from Burkina Faso's Rachid Sidibe, Saint Kitts and Nevis' Kim...

With four days to go until the big dance, we introduce new segments: • Surveillance on Sidibe • Kinde Surprise • Carnavale of Horrors As well, we look at the general state of complete disarray that is the Rio sailing/windsurfing course, why Australian athletes can't not get mugged, and exactly why Kim Collins is the Chazz Michael Michaels of short-track sprinting.

Some countries have tasted the ultimate success at the Olympics. Some countries lose track of how many medals they've won, needing a team of actuaries to keep count. Some countries love winning medals so much, they implement nation-wide doping schemes in a bid to win more. This show is not about those countries. This show is about the countries who have never won a medal. Not one. Not even close....