Meat in the Middle podcast

Andy's girlfriend, Shannon, gets to hear Andy talk shit about her kids before he can edit it out.  Dan presents a dick pic miracle.  Nam and Tyler ponder baby erections.   Try not 2 cum.      

  Dan's former caretaker gets attacked near Andy's place.  Nam sleuths the mystery of Andy's school yard friend who murdered a whole family. Andy reveals why he hates balloon animals, and the gang spends too much time talking about pedophiles.   try not 2 cum.

Tyler actually went on a date with Girl Nam.  Jay Hollingsworth pops in to promote his show.  All our guests have TV credits.   try not 2 cum https://www.bigirishjay.com/

[audio issues, sorry] The boys gets hot for Tyler's tindering. Dan plans to run a 10k.  Andy has a weight loss update.  All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.          

Dan lets Andy ramble into a dark place while he's high from getting a tooth pulled.  Nam's roommate has become a gold prospector. Tyler is drinking again.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum    

Andy won a victory blow job. Nam breaks down the new pay for Seattle waiters.  Tyler takes us on a tearful journey of mourning.  Dan is finally out of bed and back in his chair.    

Catch an interesting development in Andy's heavily bleeped saga with a Seattle comedy venue.  Andy shares a steamy story about an animal in heat.  Jump down the timeline for a very steamy story from Nam's dating past. Try not 2 cum.

This is a heavily bleeped episode.  Andy discusses some drama from Seattle's stand up comedy scene. Dan learns about some sexual predators in the area.

If you're checking out the podcast, this is a great episode to jump in at. Andy shares some VERY personal stories. Listen to Nam's vignette of a tearful moment from childhood. Everyone on this episode has TV credits. try not 2 cum.

Here's a little teaser clip from Episode 11, coming out this Friday.

Check out his clip from episode 10.  Andy (fat) asks some really dumb questions about secret fraternity rituals. 

Go back in time to when Dan had his wheelchair stolen, and got on the news... TWICE!  Dan learns about how Tyler dumped a bad roommate onto Nam.  Andy has a bad relationship with his mom's cats.

Cozy up to a bummer brainstorm about Seattle's homeless problem and overwhelming heroin epidemic.  Also enjoy the hard truth about how Dan and Andy will be elderly once the revolution gains any traction.  Try not 2 cum.

Andy (fat) is asked if he'll eat gorilla steak. Dan (wheelchair) learns all about eating dog. Andy talks about the Mormon welfare state. This episode is actually pretty good. Andy would like to note that his LAWLESS childhood story most likely took place in 3rd grade when he was 8 or 9, not 12. Email us at trynot2cum@gmail.com  if you want to hear lawless daycare stories from when Andy was 10.  

STAND BACK!!! New gear drank up 4 (Four) AA batteries in 7 minutes, and Andy lost his shit off mic.  Checkout how frustrated Andy was when things were working perfectly.  Things fell apart right when he was taking a shit on his lawyer.  Everyone had to be quiet while he stared at the floor to calm down.  The leading theory is that's Andy's version of crying.

Oh Bully, this is a 3 star episode.  Give it a listen to hear about Andy and Nam's step moms.  This is also a great episode where you can hear the charming N. Montez.  Most of our guests have TV credits. Try not to cum.

  Holy cow!  It's the famous episode with the very first Try Not 2 Cum segment.  Check out this #historic event.  This is the cherry on top of Meat in the Middle's epic triple release.  

  Here we are with the meat of our Meat in the Middle epic triple release! This episode is better than 003.  Jump in at episode 005 if you're just now joining us.

  This is the first episode to be released in Meat in the Middle's epic triple release.  Episodes 001 and 002 are lost episodes, so enjoy episode 003.   Episode 005 is better.