Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy

Meat in the Middle podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 294 episodes

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

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Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy

Episodes

060 La Burrito Three Way 29.11.2019 1:17:14

Nam shares his tinder profile. Andy get's burgled. Dan ponders killing a water buffalo. Tyler discovers a song from 2017. Also Joining us is Shannon [Hot Dog Mom] Koyano and Abby Gangwar from Fox Sports News and ESPN. All our guests have TV Credits. try not 2 cum.

Lost Episode: Veruca Meth Salt 22.11.2019 1:16:55

This is a lost episode recovered from some broken equipment. Nam got a crazy cake. Tyler skipped hella school. Dan has a bad case of fruit flies. Andy tells a story about a cheating ex. All our guests have TV Credits. try not 2 cum.

058 Dead Dads and Floppy Juicy Dirt 30.08.2019 1:28:20

Nam lets a homeless woman use his shower. Dan friend cut most of his hand off. Tyler has meat back on the menu. Andy breaks down a facebook comedy breakup of an open relationship. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

057 Haunted Ahegao Crossroads 23.08.2019 1:06:59

Andy finds homeless people on an app. Dan finds a creep on offerup. Nam learns how to fire a caretaker. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

054 Sister Blister and the Poopy Thong 28.06.2019 59:07

Nam assures everyone that he does not date young women. Andy gags from a bong story. Dan shares the meaning of life with a tech-douche. Tyler shares some premarital sex battle scars. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

053 Don't Wash it Down 21.06.2019 1:03:36

Dan watches Andy huff nitrous. Tyler's problems with the FBI might come back to haunt him. Nam discusses a Classic Miller Move. Andy shares some catfish stories.

052 Diarrhea Burrito Nest 14.06.2019 56:27

Andy's audition for NBC gets ruined by another performer. Dan learns how to pretend to clean up dog diarrhea. Nam has to save his Dad in Vietnam. Tyler breaks up with his girlfriend. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

050 Black Pearls and Platinum Gays 23.05.2019 1:11:39

Black Pearl from Chappelle's Show drops in to plug their new book. Dan watches Black Pearl get sounded. Andy reveals a lot of knowledge about the cruising scene of gay sex in Seattle parks. Nam invents our new mascot. Tyler gets in late. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

049 Monkey Brains and Makeup 17.05.2019 1:13:23

Andy had a dysfunctional Easter. Nam encounters a creep at the dentist. Tyler encounters a creep in Canada. Dan learns about raprock. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

048 Hypnotic Snake Eyes [FIXED] 10.05.2019 1:10:32

Dan gets pumped for Nam's birthday party. Paul Barach returns to talk about Trail Angels on the PCT. Tyler sold out the club in Canada, Andy watched a girl cum from hypnosis. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

047 Moist Massage Rocks 03.05.2019 1:07:59

Nam injures his back. Tyler explains the blue lights at QFC. Andy gives Dan some pain pill hacks. All our guests have TV credits.

045 Chew Spit and Domestic Vibrance 13.04.2019 1:08:22

Nam gets an eskimo brother. Andy teaches Dan how to do coffee enema's. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

044 Satanic Furniture 12.04.2019 35:12

Dan has finals. Andy grapples with broken logic. Tyler and Nam experience peer pressure. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

043 Cool Ranch Rain 05.04.2019 1:33:24

Andy battled Tyler in an out of town comedy roast. Dan tells Nam about Michael Jackson getting cancelled. Natalia Montez joins us in the back end of the episode. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

042 Raw Strength Candy Damage 29.03.2019 1:23:08

Andy had a panic attack before the episode. Dan has a new peer to mentor, who is way better than the old one. Paul teams up with Tyler to tell a camping story. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

041 Arby's and Gravy Funeral 22.03.2019 33:03

Author/Adventurer Paul Barach returns. Nam gets shit on. Tyler laments the conditions in the back of pet stores. Dan is amused by Andy's bad Birthday decision for the kids. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

038 Metal Smoke Blood Bong 01.03.2019 1:11:43

Author, adventurer, and comedian, Paul Barach, comes on the podcast. Tyler gives a bong to an old lady dying of blood cancer. Andy is a cuck about racism. Nam sleeps on a low loft pillow. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

037 Quasimodo Fan Death 23.02.2019 45:28

Upload Fail, Copy lost. All out guests have TV credits.

036 Homeless Fifi Pizza Ring 08.02.2019 1:47:14

Andy presents a fifi rag to the group. Dan learns a little about flat earthers. Tyler gets to see a pic of China, the wrestler's, piercing. Nam unpacks the epic saga of his homeless roommate. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

035 Woke Harm Fantasy 01.02.2019 52:03

Netflix's Dwayne Paul Cullen shares a crazy tale about a partner's forbidden fantasy. Nam and Tyler brought cookies. All our guests have been in jail. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

033 Four Star Family Drama 18.01.2019 54:32

Dan translates one of Andy's nasty voicemails. Nam reads a yelp review the homeless encampment outside Tyler's apartment. All of our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

032(A) Rent Boy Eviction 11.01.2019 1:22:42

Nam defends a menace. Tyler's check bounces. Dan learns about Earned Time Served, and Andy takes 100 years to dissect a joke. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

031 The Queens 04.01.2019 25:44

Dan and Andy's girlfriends hijack an episode that had a lot of audio issues.

030 Intolerance, IQ Tests and Hitchhikers 28.12.2018 1:02:30

Dr. Buzzkill Andy shares a story about some rude hitchhikers. Dan's butt gets physician's assistance from our special guest Scott Taylor. Nam gets to hear about Andy's IQ test. try not 2 cum

024 Rival Roommates & Tinder Moments 07.12.2018 52:51

Tyler's Tinder is hijacked by Nam. Shannon get's traumatized by a viral video. Andy tells everyone that Dan can't sweat. We find out how Dan wants to die. try not 2 cum