Mean Girl

We're back and better than ever for this week's episode because we survived our first fight... barely! Then, we have to talk about Alex's gift a day till Christmas situation with her hubby. She was expecting more of a Sephora theme, but he went with Adam and Eve. Ever try nipple clamps??? Then, we have possibly the best gift idea a girl could ever give. After, we get into a discussion about being...

Have you ever been walked in on? That’s awkward. We have. Well tell you all about it when you listen :) Then…!!!!! Guess what.. we’ve got another boy on the show, meet MIKE! Alanna’s boyfriend. He gets real sweet, real fast when we ask him if he’d rather go on a road trip with this best friend or girlfriend. And, to the surprise of no one, Jordyn is on her phone during the episode so we **texted t...

What makes someone hot, sexy or cute? Is the beauty in the eye of the beholder or is it your personality? We had to call in a guy for this discussion! Next, we talk about how sometimes the best method is no method. Especially in the bedroom ;) and ever think about how intimate eating someone out is… is that just something you skip on the first date? Or first seventeen dates? Nothing says **connect...

We’re live from the bathtub in Oklahoma City! Dear boys, at what point do you ever deny sex? Is there a scenario where you would do that? We’ve got one for you. It’s crazy. And when girls are naked they want to be complimented and feel beautiful. Being naked is vulnerable. Throw one out for the girls. Then, what days of the week are prime real estate for dates? And for the listener question we dis...

It’s party season! Are you the host or the attendee? Host or be hosted. Also stop apologizing Fam. Couple questions: Are athletes actually hot? Who should pay for things? Do you hate rules? Who should initiate things? And for crying out loud is it ok to approach someone at the gym? You asked, we’ve got answers. And plane etiquette is the best etiquette. Please don’t talk to us if we have headphone...

Hi baby, What do you think of pet names? And PDA? **most likely the same as us** this weeks episode we talk about losing physical and emotion connection to your partner as you age and, when you should fight for it back Vs. Let it go. Next, we dive into love languages discussing how us as humans, are not that simple. We confess there are things we like and don’t like about them, and how to give and...

We’re back in the studio! Talking everything from Choking to having children. But first! Jordyn is back dating which we *love* a girl back on the horse. Then, we discuss choking and sexting. Who is the worst person you can send a sext message to on accident? Sometimes there’s no good option, and a lot of bad ones! Next, we dive into the pressure of having babies and, where we have to be in life to...

We’re live from Nashville!!! BUT We cannot pregame podcasts anymore because, when we do it’s rapid fire: morning wood, underwear, and mirrors in the bedroom. Then Alanna makes us get our shit together and we talk about solo dates, journaling and the rules for paying at birthday dinners. To wrap it up we dive into over stepping on marriage and dating advice. Support our Sponsors! Pink Whitney: Orde...

Alexa: play “I just had sex” by The Loney Island cause there’s three of us and we’re finally batting 100% in the bedroom!! Speaking of, do guys usually expect you to return the favor of going down on them? Like, can we ladies not just receive? (Serious question) Then, we dive into *how to disagree in relationships* vs. deal breakers. And, this weeks listener question is a subtweet at Adam Levine b...

Are you tired? Probably. Too tired for sex? Listen and well tell you how we feel :-) Ok so OnlyFans. Is it ok to post a photo because you feel good about it? What is your intention behind it? Are we driven by money or feeling good about ourself? Then, boys be humble. It goes a long way. Keep your wallet in your back pocket. The listener question poses the question: is it ok for your significant ot...

Can you tape a boner? This week we catch up on our weekends, barstools most dangerous games, and Rough N Rowdy. Then, we dive into gossip with friends and how it’s a false a sense of bonding. It gives you the illusion, but you’re actually standing still. Then uhhh… can you tape a boner down? Does anyone ACTUALLY know? And dear darling girls, lose the bra. You can find every episode of this show on...

Body image. There’s nothing more on the mind for girls and guys these days. This episode is raw, real, and honest. Can you say “I’m hot” out loud? Not easy. Woof. But we’re all hot, and it’s hot girl summer so come listen to this episode and feel more heard and less alone than ever. Were all in this together You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Membe...

Today we start with our good friend *the ego* then, there are SO MANY rules when it come to relationships, and do they even matter?! For example: “once a cheater always a cheater”, “when you know you know”, and “if he wanted to, he would” todays episode we talk about these rules and *who even made the rule book* let’s throw it out the window?! Support our sponsors! Credit Karma: Go to https://bars...

Is sex a chore or is it something we really enjoy? Do guys need to cum? (Lol but really) And when you stop having sex what do you do to *get it done*? This episode talks about how to break a dry spell, what to do if you’re get in the friend zone with your significant other, and … ugh that chat with friends about their significant other? To bite your tongue or not? Support our sponsors! Sakara: For...

This week we cover Jordyns birthday party and give you all the details of the special day. Then, we talk about how it’s ok to be proud of yourself and instead of deflecting a compliment, receiving it! We dive into long distance friendship, Snapchat and what does it mean to *give yourself grace* and if you’re in NYC we better see you Wednesday!!!! Listen for more details Support our sponsors! Credi...

Are blow jobs the new thing? You guys into 69ing or… is this awkward? And can we normalize talking about what we like and don’t like in the bedroom? This episode talks about plan b (twice in a week), who in mean girl pod is in the mile high club, and where is the craziest place they’ve have sex? And how many strikes till a boys out orrrrrrr is that up for debate? Also say “I” if you’re into swingi...

This week Alex and her husband Graham talk about their marriage, and how marriage is what you make it despite the way your parents did it. They talk about feeling like friends vs. flirting, how to keep it spicy with sex life and going through tough patches. Is it true when you know you know? And what to do about traditional roles in the marriage like women cleaning. Lol. Support our sponsors! Saka...

This weeks episode we discuss everything from confidence to giving a guy your panties. We don’t know much but we discuss if your confidence can be linked to your intention, and what that would look like. Learn Jordyn’s bar trick (??!!) and where is best for a guy to cum? And who grabs the towel? Then staying hot for your husband. Being a good friend and supporting each other and so much more. Enjo...

The mean girls are back together!!! This week we give a life update; anxiety, Alex’s drinking, Jordyn’s boys and so much more. Then sex (who saw that coming?!) Have you ever faked an orgasm? Who should cum first? Last but certainly not least *toxicity* and games that people play. What’s that about and what should we do about it? We love you Mean Girl gang and we’re so happy to all be back in the s...

Episode 15 is a big one because the one and only Rudy Junda is back! In this weeks episode frenemies, Jordyn & Rudy go over the box theory, does sleeping with a guy on the first date mean you have no shot at a second date, is timing everything, how to use Instagram stories as a way to get someone’s number and why guys need to go public on IG to get a girls attention. Then Alex is back (kinda) with...

Should a guy pay and make you cum on a first date?? In this weeks episode Jordyn is solo discussing the “hoe phase” and why it’s important to have before getting into a serious relationship. She also dives into the “dos” and “don'ts” of office relationships, that she’s not on birth control anymore (or always having safe sex…BAD!!), how having one night stands aren’t that great and then ends with a...

Are hot guys hot? Which guys have the most confidence at a bar? Does a suit make someone hot? All questions that came up during our Mean Girl trip to the Wall Street bars. Then, we get into timelines and age expectations. Including divorce at a young age. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit...

This week we talk about casual sex season and how it doesn’t apply to just single people. We also dive into how to spice up the sex flame if its out, tips for GUYS to get any girl they want, summer flings, masturbation and why it’s important to shoot your shot. Then Jordyn tells us how many times she’s had sex in the past two years and Alex drank some wine! You can find every episode of this show...

This episode we dive into if dick size matters, Jordyn getting lip filler, and how do we feel happy? Life, whats it all for? We also dive into our thoughts on social media and influencers. And Jordyn might have gotten laid (twice). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlp...

JORDYN WENT ON A SECRET DATE… WITH ALEXS FRIEND?! Then we dive into how we struggle making friends, what it’s like to have NO friends, how to make friends in your 20's & 30's, friend break ups and is it a red flag for the person you're dating to not have friends of the opposite sex?! Happy Monday! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can list...