Mean Girl

We’re back and we missed you all!!!! We catch up on what we’ve been doing and why Jordyn broke her foot on a beach make out (kidding that was dramatic but it’s close) this episode we talk about dating your ideal guy and whether or not we buy into the box theory. Then we discuss the crazy hot scale :-) and can girls and guys get more hot with personality? Also *travel lube guy is back*. On a more *...

Your burning Sex questions are finally going to be **answered**!!!! Before we get into our episode with Sex guru Dr. Emily Morse, we talk about girl energy and when it’s ok for a girl to plan the date. Then we dive into **the goods** with Dr. Emily. We discuss the different kinds of Orgasms, and ways to make women orgasm more often. We talk about communication around sex, and why having that convo...

Hi fam!!!! Happy 4th Alex is 30 and Jordyn is in love with a gay guy. We start with a Nashville update and why we have so many **friends**. Then Jordyn ran into an ex and ahaksodkaja help. But also, let’s get rid of that anxiety. Then we talk about taking the high road with mean comments and body language is everything, we’re talking make or break you. Then for our listener question … let’s just s...

This week WE EAT GOOOOOOD!! With a dream come true guest - Rayna and Ashley from Girls Gotta Eat. Before they join us, we talk about food poising, Jordyns birthday, knowing when you’re pregnant (???) and how * to * hug * . Then, the girls join us and it’s a fun filled episode. We start with *dating & boys* because duh. Then, is LA or New York better (or worse) for dating and making friends? And sh...

00:00 - Intro 01:06 - Major pod announcement 16:40 - Crazy date story 36:40 - Summer fling 41:00 - One night stand etiquette 45:55 - Can you have it all in relationships? 58:08 - Engagements! 01:05:00 - Guys posting their girlfriends on IG SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Barstool House- SHOP NOW AT STORE.BARSTOOLSPORTS.COM Zola - Start planning at https://Zola.com...

00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Is this too intimate of a gift? 13:43 - Relationship Dust Theory 20:50 - Starting a relationship with an expiration date 27:57 - Love letters 32:37 - Can you guess if a girl gives good head or not? 35:50 - does ball size matter? 44:48 - Do you have a “list”? 50:00 -growing up is cool 01:02:42 - broken glass theory Hi Fam!!! Today we’re back in Alex’s apartment and have a whol...

00:00 - Intro 04:10 - Caught him cheating? 13:30 - Nail salons 19:10 - Hot girl summer 35:45 - Intense dream break down analysis 48:40 - Dating older men 54:44 - 69!!!! 57:45 - They suck, but the sex is good 01:03:52 - Listener Question : Telling your partner they are gaining weight This episode we’re home at Alex’s apartment!!! Ready for summer. The summer of 69 (because *cough* this is episode 6...

00:00 - Intro 02:45 - Playing games in dating 30:43 - Saving energy for your relationship 38:02 - Plane etiquette 51:47 - Post sex etiquette 57:26 - Post nut clarity Howdy y’all were in DALLAS!!!! This episode is fun in the sun (no actually the hotel room). We give a little update on life then dive into *PLAYING GAMES*. We so often say “don’t play games” but hear us out.. there might be a time and...

TIMECODES: 00:00 - Intro 01:40- for the love of tits! 04:40 - Jordyn trip update 13:55- Showing love 19:45- peeing standing up and in urinals 23:00- Lifestyle vs. love 27:20 - rebounding 35:42- using lube!!! 40:10- uti a sign of cheating??? 45:50 - Is a guy poor if he cooks u dinner on the first date? 49:10- must haves of the week Mean Girls back from another bar episode!! This week we’re in West...

03:38 - Jordyn is flying out to meet a boy 11:18 - Ride or dies 15:30 - Going down on vageens 22:40 - “I Don’t Fuck No Broke Hoes” 29:35- Jack of all trades or specialist? 35:00- Nachos are for girls 37:00- Fuck boys 44:33- PG Sexting 48:42 - Mean Girl Must Haves OTW 51:15 - Listener Q: Do I share the bed or sleep on the couch? Today we are out in the New York sunshine on a rooftop! Better watch o...

LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA!!!!!! So watch on YouTube :) we recap the meet up and why you should always put your best foot forward. *How you do anything is how you do everything* then why should guys shave their balls? Is it disrespectful to not? Then we share our first period stories, and is your cherry popped!!??? Next we dive into boys!!! Please go full send on the girls. We do love you back. And older...

This week we talk about HOW WE ARE! Annddd is kissing someone sober an indication of how sex sober would be? Speaking of kisses, Jordyn has a first kiss story that ended either really bad or really good. Have to listen to find out. Then, if I love you vs I love ya - is there a difference in you vs ya? Then we dive into fulfillment of 9-5 and 5-9. And how anxiety and coping affect millennials. For...

We discuss this past week at Barstool, what happened in our eyes, why we didn’t respond, and most importantly, how to handle hate. We love you all x and thank you for being THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Mean Girls and boys for life. SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Enter the Spring-Cation sweeps at pinkwhitney.com Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGir...

This week is a little funny and a little serious. From orange hands, not washing hands, to Woodruff being Italian - we have a lot of laughs (so much so we cry). Then, we dive into only being able to meet someone as deeply as you meet yourself. And, relationship norms and throwing away the traditional rule book. Also sexual ruts turns into a therapy session - and maybe we should get paid for the an...

Do you believe in Dinosaurs? Ever heard of the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? Us either, well, Alanna has. Then we do a full Miami Recap!!! When you should send shots to a group of people, anger issues, and guys having to pay for things. Then we dive into money habits and pose the question “do guys spend money based on what girls want?” Maybe girls are the real basis of all mens choices. Then...

We’re live from Miami and happier than ever with our palm trees and sunshine. We’re in a cabana so you might want to watch on YouTube :) we start out with why it’s important to not downplay yourself and why it’s hot when guys know their worth. Then, what’s in and out for 2023? Team boob job or no? And how much do we love a stay at home wife? Next… and we’ve all been here… who PAYS at dinner!!!! An...

We’re recording in the afternoon so it’s a little silly at the start!!! Like yes our hands are either veryyyyy dry or incredibly moist? And who has a clean hotel room? Then, to start *the serious* stuff we talk about finding where you’re happiest and if location matters. How taking risks is important to show you what you love. And, do you work to live or live to work? Then, It’s marriage (and rela...

This week we get into DaTiNg RuLes! But first, a tip on how to communicate with friends and significant others that might just change everything! Then onto the rules, BUT, we need a guys perspective. We’re joined by our new coworker Giulio Gallarotti, who might be a comedian but gave us serious, real deal answers. Maybe rules aren’t made to broken after all?! Like sex on the first date. Or paying...

We start off with a life update and catch up. Followed by why sometimes you can be yourself in certain scenarios and how a place can make you a different person. And ugh.. have you ever heard of boyfriend air? Maybe not but listen to this and you’ll believe it! Boys just have a different air about them. A little sweatier than the average. Then, what are your serial killer traits? Lol. Same. Maybe....

It’s February ladies and gentlemen and ready to rock and roll. We start out with a weekend update, seeing the sunrise, and *girls nights*. Then we dive into social media and dating. We need a guys perspective so we bring in our co-worker, John Feitelberg, aka Feits, to understand the inner workings of guys and how they operate their social media accounts… Or lack there of :) He gives an unusual pe...

Buckle up cause this episode is *raw* especially if you’ve ever had your heart broken. And turns out, if you’re human above the age of 10 you have probably have : ) but first! Bachelorette parties and a few tips on how to make them the best. Including but not limited to scheduling meals. And trust us, you aren’t the “guys girl” you once thought you were. If there is one thing you take away from th...

Happy New Year (can we still say that?) This episode starts off with our Polo Bar conversation about long term happiness vs. short term happiness. And **women and men nagging**. Who nags more? And why do we nag in general? Then, we dive into girls being mean, doubles date suck, and the power of ending a relationship. Sometimes the hardest decisions of cutting someone out of your life is the best f...

Happy New Year and happy new logo!! We’re back and ready to rock. We kick off with an update, relationship status, and how we’re moving into the new year. Then, we discuss getting married and having babies just to solve a problem. If you’re not sure you’re with the one, is it just easier to stay together? Is breaking up harder? And a *crazy statistic* about divorce that might rock your world. And,...

Thank you all for an amazing year with us! Stay tuned for even more in 2023, love you all!! 00:00 - Intro 16:00 - EP. 25 | Wait, You Don’t Use A Vibrator? 24:00 - EP. 17 | Give A Guy Your Panties & Confidence 38:30 - EP.23 | I’m Fucking Hot 56:30 - EP.26 | Talk Dirty To Me 1:12:07 - EP.38 | Love Languages & Is Cuddling Foreplay 1:20:55 - EP.21 | Is Sex A Chore? & Are Blue Balls Real? 1:36:40 - EP....

We’re went on a triple date!!!!! **who is the 6th man?** you’ll obviously have to listen to get that answer. Which leads us to our first topic; what is a Situationship? And are they a bad thing? Then, ever been in a locker room wondering about nipple colors? Same. If you haven’t, now you will (sorry in advance). Next, we dive into core values and why they are just that; valuable. Write yours down,...