The Hits

Matty & PJ - The Podcast

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We're Matty McLean and PJ Harding, New Zealand’s cheekiest drive show. Pop us on for the commute, the school run or whenever you need something to laugh about on the way home! We’re live on The Hits nationwide every weekday afternoon from 3-7pm. Listen to the live show on iHeartRadio. New episodes seven days a week! Click follow so you never miss one. Follow us on Instagram @thehitsdrive | Facebook @thehitsdrive

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The Hits

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Comedy

Podcast website

www.thehits.co.nz

Latest episode

Oct 18, 2026

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Episodes

FULL SHOW: What have you started and not finished + Director Rob Sarkies joins us 28.05.2025

Meme Girls: What did you think would be a bigger problem when you were a kid? The People's Poll: Does the week start on a Sunday or a Monday? What have you started and not finished? Matty went to the movies last night and someone next to him even though there were a ton of spare seats... Rob Sarkies, the Director of the new Pike River movie joins us to share all See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

FULL SHOW: Matty & Matilda audition for the new Hunger Games movie 27.05.2025

What reputation do you have that you can't shake off? Dennam & Felicia got married at aged 88 and 99 last month after meeting in the nursing home, and they share their love story! Group Therapy: My partner keeps stealing my spotlight, what should I do? Matilda burped on air last week, we confront her about it Matty & Matilda do their best audition for the new Hunger Games movie! See omnyst...

FULL SHOW: Matilda's made a new adult friend + Georgia Lines joins us to talk her new single! 26.05.2025

Matilda's made a new adult friend, but how do you keep the friendship up?  Kiwi musician Georgia Lines joins us to talk her new single Wonderful Life! The Sleuth Booth: The final key update, what could the random key Producer Sara found REALLY unlock? She goes to the locksmith...   I'm THIS old, and I still ask my parents, what? The People's Poll: Licking the baking bowl, when you're an...

FULL SHOW: Matty had a hero moment in front of Dame Lisa Carrington and Dan Carter 22.05.2025

When did you buy something and immediately regret it? Are You A Locksmith? Or can you lie to Matilda & Matilda that you are? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: We STILL don't know where this random key Producer Sara found in her bag is from, but we give our next lead a call, a very famous NZer! Matty had a hero moment in front of Dame Lisa Carrington and Dan Carter Matilda's case of mistaken...

FULL SHOW: Group Therapy: I'm in an age gap relationship and I'm worried for when we have kids 20.05.2025

What did you advocate to get changed and it actually did? Group Therapy: I'm in an age gap relationship and I'm worried for when we have kids What did you do before your big significant birthday? The People's Poll: When you are going somewhere but don't have time to stop in, do you tell your friends/family you're in town or not? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: What's the laziest thing you've ever done + we send Matilda on location to try our mystery key 19.05.2025

What's the weirdest item you've used to clean something up? Matty & Matilda ask AI to read their coffee cups remnants! Sleuth Booth: We send Matilda on location to try the key in the bike locker room! Matty's been eating ALL the lollies in ther work lolly jar What's the laziest thing you've ever done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: A recap of Pub Choir + Matilda tries Kiwi Onion Dip for the first time! 16.05.2025

Matilda and Producer Sara went to Pub Choir last night Matilda tries Kiwi Onion Dip live on air for the first time... and Matty is shocked at her reaction The annoying partners hotline, dob them in! The People's Poll: Placing your order ahead of time at a restaurant? Sleuth Booth: An update on the random key we've got! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Matilda has never had this ICONIC kiwi dish + worst work screw ups 15.05.2025

Matilda has never had this ICONIC kiwi dish, and Matty's never been to The All Blacks! Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her bag, and we try it out around the building to see what it might open! Are You A Physio? Or can you convince us you are? The worst major work screw ups Will Swinton, kiwi singer joins us ahead of opening for Myles Smith tonight! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

FULL SHOW: Exs that got back together + we have a key mystery on our hands! 14.05.2025

Meme Girls: What's the small inconvenience that ruins your day? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her work bag and she has NO idea where it's from What are the little white lies that are okay to tell? What did Matilda line up for, for an hour?  Did you get back with your ex years after breaking up with them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

FULL SHOW: Matty nearly got caught naked this morning + can cartoon characters be hot? 13.05.2025

Matilda went shopping with her 3 year old daughter and she acted like an adult! Group Therapy: My friend is flirting with my friends husband, what should I do? Someone knocked on Matty's door this morning while he was naked When did you accidentally upload something to social media? Which cartoon characters are hot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Matty & Matilda hug for 2 mins straight + when did you shoot your shot in person 12.05.2025

Matilda still uses something very vintage! Matty asked for an extra WHAT on a flight last night? When did you shoot your shot in person? The People's Poll: Do you keep the energy/warranty sticker on your appliances? Matty makes Matilda hug him for two mins as it is apparently good for your health, but she doesn't like hugs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: The silly little things you hide from your partner 09.05.2025

What are the silly little things you hide from your partner? The People's Poll: If you see someone you know at the airport are you required to hang out with them? Matty's mum friend is out on the town for the first time since she had her baby! Producer Sara has been lightly bullied into changing her coffee order... Matty still hasn't organised a present for his mum for Mother's Day! See omnystudio...

FULL SHOW: Matilda has always thought a particular movie was a classic... but it turns out it's not! 08.05.2025

What movie did you think that was a classic... but it wasn't? Are You A... Mum? Can you convince us you are? Matty's a sideline parent who YELLS at his kid (even at his friends kid) Producer Sara somehow connected to someone else's phone in traffic last night playing a weird song... what was your tech mishap? The People's Poll: Does listening to an audiobook count as reading a book? See omnystudio...

FULL SHOW: We finally find out WHO is drinking Soda Water every morning in our studio! 07.05.2025

Meme Girls: What did you pick up for the first time and absolutely nail? The People's Poll: Brushing your teeth with eyes opened or closed? What was the straw that broke the camels back? We call the plus one winner of the Lady Gaga prize! We finally find out WHO is drinking Soda Water every morning in our studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: The positives of getting older + banning social media for under 16s? 06.05.2025

What's the niche thing that makes you feel icky?  A National MP on the National members bill on banning under 16s on social media Group Therapy: My neighbour keeps coming onto my property, I want her to stop! The mystery continues, who is leaving a can of sparking water in the bin in The Hits Studio every morning? Matty's turning 40 next year so we ask, what's the positives of getting older?...

FULL SHOW: Matilda thought sea glass was just made by the sea + we have a Hits mystery on our hands! 05.05.2025

Matty wraps up his Rotorua Marathon run!  Matilda thought sea glass was just made by the sea... she didn't realise it was old broken beer bottles! What did you learn as an adult? Matty is STILL unbeatable in his TV Show Quiz, we even tried movies, and he still won.. There is a can of soda water in the bin every day in our Hits Studio, and we need to work out who's it is, and why they are drin...

FULL SHOW: Is singles tax/ no kids tax a thing? + Matty rants about how cafe staff don't SMILE anymore  02.05.2025

Is singles tax/ no kids tax a thing? The People's Poll: If you had 1000 grapes and every time you had 1 you inherited $100,000, but ONE was poisoned and you would die if you ate it... how many would you eat? Battle of The Hits: Running songs edition Did you move from the city to the country and what caught you off guard the most? Matty rants about how cafe staff don't SMILE anymore  See omnys...

FULL SHOW: The worst excuses for being late + where did Matty accidentally fart? 01.05.2025

Matty farted in the middle of his massage Producer Sara was late because she couldn't get a bird out of her house... what was your excuse?   Are You A... council worker? Or can you trick us into thinking you work for the Council? Jon Toogood from Shihad joins the show! The People's Poll: Do you put your bra on at the front & swivel it around or at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for...

FULL SHOW: When did your family humble you + what do you do that you think might not be quite normal? 30.04.2025

Meme Girls: What do you worry about now, that you wouldn't have before? The People's Poll: What age should you stop getting a birthday cake?  After finding out Matilda reads in accents, we ask what do you do that you think might not be quite normal? When did your family humble you? Matty needs ideas for his friends stag do See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: 'Back in my Day' what could you get away with? + Matilda reads in accents of the characters in her book! 29.04.2025

Matilda's son Milo had his first day at school today!  'Back in my Day'... what could you get away with? Matilda reads in accents of the characters or in a male or female voice who are in the book she's reading! Group Therapy: I don't like my friends wife. Help! Matty got mud in his phone, and the guy at the tech shop did something VERY weird to get it out... See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

FULL SHOW: Weird party tricks + Matilda's run fail 28.04.2025

When did you get surprised and you weren't expected it? The People's Poll: Who would win out of One Gorilla vs 100 Men? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What's your weird party trick? Do you have a hobby that doesn't match your age? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Matty has a bone to pick with Producer Sara + Battle of The Hits, Lorde edition 24.04.2025

The People's Poll: When you're ordering takeaways do you wait in the shop or in your car? Battle of The Hits, Lorde edition. Matty takes on listener Ben! Are You... In the Army? Or can you convince us you are? Matty has a bone to pick with Producer Sara, and it's about instagram! John Campbell on his new show investigating Destiny Church - Under His Command See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

FULL SHOW: What was the weird message you got from an ex? ListenerZoe's ex asked her to be a surrogate! 23.04.2025

Meme Girls: What's the weird behaviour you do with your partner? What was the weird message you got from an ex? What's the quote from a movie or tv show that you use in everyday life? The People's Poll: Did you take this week off as annual leave? Robots can run half matharons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Group Therapy: I've lent my friend thousands and they're not paying me back. What should I do? 22.04.2025

Matty's TV Takedown - Fantasy TV Shows edition. Matty is still unbeaten! Matty and Producer Sara had silly weekend accidents, what was yours Producer Sara has a question about driving and when it's okay to let someone out! Group Therapy: I've lent my friend money and they're not paying me back What's the crazy thing that happened in your family? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: What's the worst excuse you've ever heard + why did Matilda use her lipstick instead of a pen ? 17.04.2025

Be our local weather presenters! What's the worst excuse you've ever heard? Matilda's son Milo is suddenly obsessed with the Council... Battle of the Hits: Lady Gaga edition! Are You A... supermarket worker? Or can you convince us you are? Matilda used her lipstick instead of a pen  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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