Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Matty stole someones luggage Blind Karaoke returned Life's embarrassing moments People with the best luck Where you can find us on Tuesday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ did something on the plane... was it rude? No Funny, No Money: why is there a joke about vibrators? Matty the... tradie? Drax Project join the show! Where you can find us on Monday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha, singer of 'Austin' joins the show! PJs spelling bee - can she be beaten? Matty can't do the waffle Is jumping a queue okay if your friend is in the line? PJ was hit on last night See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We reveal which regions we are going on our Simply The Best tour! What did you spill at an important moment? Matty & PJ get AI (artificial intelligence) to write a full voicebreak for them Battle of The Hits: Kiwi forgotten bangers! Matty's husband went to Mel C (the Spice Girl) without Matty See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ parked in the parent's spot at the supermarket... without her child Group Therapy: How do you talk to your friend that you think is not acting like themself? Matty cheated on someone today... Job Perks Our Simply The Best tour update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's experience at the Rugby What did PJ accidentally leave in the bin? Blind Karaoke: PJs attempt at the Veronica's We're going on tour, and we need your suggestions! Matty & PJ try the tiktok trend where you scream...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Matty be salty he was unfollowed on instagram? No Funny, No Money... a little naughty this week! Matty's noticed PJ does this weird thing Jobs that no longer exist Our Boarding Call winner!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long have you held a grudge for? PJs Spelling Bee: Can she finally be beaten? A mouse in her food?! What did you accidentally walk in on... David Correos joins us ahead of NZ Comedy Fest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was your dairy snack while you were at school? Battle of The Hits: Boyzone vs Westlife  Matty keeps getting this free item in the mail Meet Cutes The Millennial terms that are out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Met Gala update Neighbours at War Group Therapy: In Laws want to pop in unannounced Matty & Producer Sara went to a cafe and want to know, is THIS allowed? When did your partner miss the mark with gifts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who was faster in the half marathon, did anyone chafe and how did Matty & PJ break the rules? What did Producer Sara accidentally play on air? PJ finally gets stitched up with Blind Karaoke! Nipple Cactus... what body part did you get stuck?  The people react to PJ only washing one hand in the toilet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you change your name? Matty & PJs Rotorua update No Funny No Money: Will Matty or PJ laugh? Crazy coincidences Matty & PJ get ready for their half marathon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some people have ACTUALLY had their mouth washed out with soap! Would you wear jeans that are styled to look like you pissed yourself?  PJS   Spelling Bee: can she beat a listener? When did you rage quit a job? Matty & PJ audition for Shorty St, with an AI written script See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs bakery issue Someone didn't name their child for HOW many months?! Battle of The Hits: One Direction addition PJ only washes one hand after doing WHAT?! What did Matty do at the gym for attention today? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best loopholes to save a buck! Matty's pants have a hole, can he still wear them? Group Therapy: Is it okay to spend shared money? How did Matty & Producer Sara corrupt their parents? What does PJ do for 6 seconds every morning See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your kid come home saying that they got wrong? (like you grow WEED at home but it was actually WEEDS) Matty's road trip reveal The wildest sleepwalking stories What makes Matty nearly walk out of the studio? Matty & PJ call out their boss, but do you do this too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ has a gripe about voicemails What food won't you eat again, and what happened?! Matty is taking a road trip with his parents & his husband - but who sits in the front? No Funny, No Money: the jokes get a little naughty Matty & PJ fight over Battle of The Hits!   Plus what did you do when you'd mentally checked out of a job? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's embarrassed to carry this everyday item down the street PJ chopped her hair off... what other drastic changes do people do?  Group Therapy goes off, it's a doozy Matty's wondering if this old thing he received in the mail... is still a thing What cartoon character you think is sexy... and oh my god the calls... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ was locked out of her office... again Blind Karaoke - did PJ nail it? Matty can't relay information for the life of him Red Flags at weddings, and was there any at Matty or PJs wedding?! Plus, what did PJs child walk in holding in his hand today, and Matty has a confession about his shoelaces See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can you leave butter and milk in the car... Do Adults trip over their shoelaces? No Funny no Money, do Matty & PJ crack when a kid calls up PJs worried about the cost of her wedding dress at the dry cleaners Matty pranked PJ after she hadn't returned something to a shop in a while   Plus Matty's Husband Ryan hops on for a chat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ call a random number from their phones live on air  We trial a new game: PJs spelling bee with a listener When did you accidentally come into some money, did you keep it? How far did you travel when you realised you'd left an appliance on at home? Matty tries to explain interest rates... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who stole Matty's biscuit from the work fridge? Battle of The Hits: What's the better No Doubt song? Where did PJ drop her husbands car off accidentally Is it okay to use the toilet at an open home? A saucy hookup story PJ needs a rugby chant for her husband's team See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your toddler hide? PJ lost something important this morning Group Therapy: is there another option than the traditional proposal? Does Matty have a long lost sister?! We ask his mum...  PJs "friend" had the mood killed by something DISGUSTING (you need to hear this) Plus Hit or Miss makes Matty & PJ admit something that could be kind of illegal, and do Matty & PJ give off main cha...

PJ doesn't know about wedding anniversary gifts Does Matty have a secret half sister?! Irrational fears from movies PJ dreamt about Matty again Poor Matty gets Blind Karaoke AGAIN this week, and not off to a good start... Plus, things to double check when you're staying in a hotel! You need to hear this... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ can't remember if this iconic childhood character still exists We introduce Binge Club, what to binge on the TV this weekend!   No Funny no Money returns, and Producer Sara lets a saucy one through the gates...   Mitch James joins us, and performs his new single! Plus when did the games night go awry and why do we have a special guest from another station on the podcast? See omnystudio.com/list...