Matt Bair

Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast

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Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything. What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to...

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MCEP | Episode 6: This Episode is About Thanksgiving and Jenna Jameson 26.11.2025 34:34

Welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Do you eat turkey? Then you're eating something’s family. A turkey family. The laws of karma say you’ll be met with crippling depression after your last turkey bite, and it’ll hit you in the face like a bucket of leftover mashed potatoes dropped off of a balcony. In an attempt to shame you, a m...

MCEP | Episode 5: Hooters for the Whole Family 15.11.2025 26:23

Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that’s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator’s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will be. It’s a rite of passage, making this a must listen to episode. Really. Later, in...

MCEP | Episode 4: Clone Your Dog and Get Brundlefly 08.11.2025 31:40

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MCEP | Episode 3: Three Cheers for Our AI Masters 03.11.2025 28:01

If you’re joining us for the first time, then welcome to the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast. Find us on X ( @MCExcellentPod ), TikTok, and wherever else fine cutlery is sold. It’s excellent to have you. At least the AI that’s replacing us isn’t the Skynet, nuke-all-humanity kind of AI. Then again, maybe it is. As discussed in the third episode of MCEP, tech firms are now...

MCEP | Episode 2: Delivering a Child in a Crazy Taxi 26.10.2025 34:09

You're shuttling to the airport in a selected taxicab. You’re feeling calm, serene even, as you move further and further away from the stressors of everyday life. Then boom. The unthinkable.  Your cab mate starts having a baby. This would be fine if you were a doctor, but you’re not a doctor and neither is the taxi driver. What do you do? First, you panic. Get that out of the way...

MCEP | Episode 1: Welcome to Matt and Craig's Excellent Podcast 22.10.2025 51:36

This is the first episode to clear standards and get published. Years from now, it’ll be sold at an auction house for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Probably at Sotheby’s or somewhere really high end like that. Download it now. It’s an investment into your financial future that’s better than crypto. In this episode, we talk about proper form while leaping from a moving m...

Introduction | Matt & Craig Excellent Podcast 10.10.2025 1:23

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything. What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that...