Mates Talking About Stuff

Today we answer some of the worlds biggest questions like:  What do we want to happen to us after we die? Does a coffin come with a lifetime guarantee?  Why are walruses so weird?  Do stairs go up or down? Plus settle in for probably some of the WORST dating advice you could ever hear from a person, paired with some of the best dating stories from our one and only Nikki Britton.&nbs...

Michael 'Hingers' Hing joins the chaos today and explains to us exactly why comedians would be terrible spies!  Plus we chat about Nikki Britton being a guest on his new shoe Letters & Numbers, How the still working comedians are exactly like the band on the Titanic, And chat about the fact that Harley Breen has quit drinking... (for a month) If we put it here in writing, it might actuall...

Nikki's back and so is the chaos! Grandpa Harley's hurt his back, we find out the answer to Ivan Aristeguieta's cow question from Monday's episode and someone in the studio can't control their sphincter! Buckle up kids... Today's gonna be a wild ride!    LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial CREDITS Hosts:  Harl...

The lovely Nikki Britton is away today yet somehow we STILL ended up talking about goats and buttholes thanks to the brilliant Ivan Aristeguieta.  Plus we broaden our animal chat with a cracker story from Harley and his Grandad!  And Ivan lets us in on the absolutely bonkers life that his neighbour leads... Pssst it includes Ivan being mistaken for a Spanish pornstar!  Enjoy! ...

Look, we're a show all about honesty here... And honestly, Harley's just come from a boozy brunch so you know today's gonna be a bit loose before it's even started.  So naturally the conversation may sway towards some very interesting stories from some well oiled nights out before lockdown was a thing.  Also, if you liked #GoatChat on Monday, we give you a little follow up today. Plus, w...

All we can say about today's episode is... We hope you like goats as much as we do.  Because there's a lot of chat about goats, even though we did not once plan to ever talk about goats on this podcast.  We did however plan to talk about Grandpa Harley's MyGov experience, which also went off the rails and turned into a rant.  We also planned to talk about Nikki's self destructing we...

We always like to give a right of reply on this show... Which is exactly what David Collins from the Umbilical Brothers is doing here to defend his penis' honour.  Plus we chat about what it's like to work on a kids show and buttholes... But not in the same segment, because that would be awkward. LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton David Collins @umbilicalbrothers...

You really never know what you're going to get with this podcast.  One day we'll be chatting about the pandemic and how it's effected the live entertainment industry, and the next we're talking about a man who's in love with an ashtray, after divorcing a sex doll.  Would you have us any other way though??  P.s You may also hear some fun animal facts and Nikki Britton falling off a c...

Welcome to another Friday episode where, to be honest, we've completely lost our minds... AGAIN.  We don't want to say we're small time heroes, but we kind of both are to two elderly ladies.  Plus we've come up with a new format we want to pitch for the Bachelor.  And Nikki Britton is once again fired up.  Happy Friday!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @then...

Let's just say when Susie Youssef agreed to come on the show, no one was expecting the direction this chat would go... Especially her.  But in good old 'Mates' fashion, we ended up talking about buttholes.  I mean, we spoke about Harley and Susie's new show on Channel 10 as well... But mainly just buttholes.  Speaking of buttholes, Nikki's got a good tip for when you first start dat...

Another day, another mate joining our relationship and today it's the incredible Heath Franklin! Who you may also know as Chopper.  Today he was just Heath, and he enlightened us with his ongoing rat war as well as his pitch for a new Captain Phillips movie (hint; it involves ass pirates). Plus our mates chat about what's more important, you're thumbs or your dick... Because it wouldn't be an...

Harley Breen is known for having 3000 children, we just found out today that Kirsty Webeck is his firstborn!  Another lesson from today's show is that professional farting is a thing, and why the hell didn't we think of it earlier!? Plus who is the most optimistic comedian, Kirsty or Nikki?  Aaahh it's all in a days work.  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibrit...

If you're a fan of animals of every size and shape, well strap yourself in because baby... That's what you're getting!  The joyous Geraldine Hickey joins the show and brings a wealth of animal knowledge with her!  But of course, it wouldn't be Mates Talking About Stuff without a little bit of butthole chat too!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Geraldi...

The beautiful thing about this podcast is that we learn things about each other... Like just how aggressive Nikki can be when it comes to wanting others to believe in themselves.  Plus we've got a way you can cure the lockdown blues. If you've got a spare bottle of Pinot Noir on hand, obviously.  As always... Drink Responsibly  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikk...

It's no shock that it takes us nearly the whole episode today to tell one story... But that's why you love us right?  You obviously also love us for our top quality pop culture news like Nikki's got for you today.  And Harley's got an essential lockdown recipe for you as well... Plus obviously a lot of dirty jokes, because you know, they're funny. Anyway Happy Friday!  LINKS Harley...

It's no surprise to anyone, except maybe our guest Chrissie Swan, that we end up chatting all about the female anatomy today...  Look, we also chat a little bit about some behind the scenes TV moments and how Chrissie's kids nearly gatecrashed our show.  All in all the point of today is, Chrissie, we hope we didn't corrupt your sweet little soul too much and you're welcome back ANYTIME ;...

Settle down children, it's time for a human biology lesson from two comedians that have no business giving any scientific information.  Plus we chat a little bit about how Harley's past stand up routines are coming back to haunt him.  Happy Friday!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial CREDITS Hosts:  Harl...

It's a Monday and we've lost the plot. Although that's not really that unusual anymore...  Harley's been vaxxed and can now hear Bill Gates in his brain, plus Nikki's neighbour is complaining her car's not soundproof enough... And, honestly, I'm sure we'd all rather our car's be more soundproof so we can belt out the Backstreet Boys in PEACE.  No? ... Just me then.  LINKS Harley Bre...

Today, we answer the most anticipated question on everyone's mind... Who is Nikki Britton letting in to her single bubble?  Plus the incredibly funny Mike Goldstein joins the show and as per usual, we take a million tangents and end up back in the toilet humour!  Happy Friday!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Mike Goldstein @comedymikegoldstein Nova P...

We like being honest here at Mates Talking About Stuff... And honestly, we don't even know what points we're trying to make anymore.  Apparently some man with a sign knows better than the government and we talk about him marching in the protests over the weekend.  Plus is Nikki Britton really just Nikki Webster in disguise?? Listen to find out...  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Ni...

Today we find out Harley has the sense of humour of a 15 year old.. but to be fair, we may have already known that Plus Nikki's ex was a pilot and we're not even sure why she would ever break up with him... Also hi if you're listening And as per usual there's some good old reminiscing about some comedy roadshows!  Enjoy LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podc...

Honestly, we're not even sure what's going on in todays show... We kind of talk about watching TV shows/ ethical porn, Harley got heckled for his hair and we end up deciding to write a pirate musical so that Nikki can win the EGOT. We'd just really like you to bask in the looseness.  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial...

Well, he called it three weeks ago, Melbourne have joined Sydney in yet another lockdown and this time, mates... We need to have some real talk for a sec.  Glad that's over, back to the laughs with what can only be described as the strangest birthday gift a 10 year old has ever asked for.  And we read out some of your reviews! Yipee!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @...

We're full of 'stuff' today as we unpack Ash Barty's Wimbledon win, while Nikki cries over Ash's relationship status.  Plus Richard Branson has made it to space putting straight white billionaires on the map.  And everyone's been talking about THAT shower scene from Sex/ Life, so it's time we watched it.  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts...

The rails are well and truly off today! We've resorted to trying to sell Nikki's car and 'whinging' about the correct way to wear masks.  But the wonderful Claire Hooper saves the day with one of the wildest stories about how she met her now husband.  Happy Friday!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Claire Hooper @theclairehooper Nova Podcasts Instagram...