Mates Talking About Stuff

You should know by now that nothing's what it seems on this show. For example, we don't want to borrow your child forever, just so that Nikki can go to a theme park as the only adult without feeling weird.  However this does spark a business idea which we think is a sure fire moneymaker.  Plus the rant you never knew you needed about Easter chocolate. Any hippy kids out there who also wa...

Well, we're back on tour and that means one thing... The inconveniences of travelling, in particular flying.  If you've ever wondered what the correct social protocols are at an airport, we've got a little rant you need to listen to.  Plus as always we do have some useful info for you. Today in the form of the best bags to use while travelling.  Basically today is just a reminder th...

Some exciting news to kick off your Friday, if you're a fan of renovations, you're going to love todays show!  Plus we've been mistaken for a couple... Happens more than you'd think.  And for the love of god, McDonalds, whoever you believe can someone please send us a darn babydoll southdown sheep.  Happy Friday legends!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikki...

Well Well Well, you've heard of comedians in cars getting coffee, but get ready for comedians on carnival rides drinking wine before a gig that they really should've been more prepared/ sober for.  Doesn't really have the same ring to it does it? But it does explain exactly what Nikki Britton has been up to at Adelaide Fringe the past week.  Plus Harley's been left alone to his own devic...

We just really want a show pet... And LOVE animals, what's wrong with that??  Nothing that's what!  We've even created a brand new segment today called 'Ark Up' where we get to bring you the latest animal news/ just talk about our favourite animals.  Plus Harley and Nikki have been on tour at the same time and we think we've just discovered Harley's a little bit scared of heights an...

Have you ever heard of those people that fall in love with inanimate objects?  We reckon Nikki Britton might be one of them verrryyy soon. Enter Harley's car Fiona.  Plus if you own an obnoxiously loud motorbike, listen up.  And we pay our respects to the icon that was Shane Warne. Coming from two comics who love to bring joy wherever we can, we appreciate the larger than life ...

We're well and truly back on the road to glory and we're loving it!  Who would've believed you could actually get us two in the same room for a podcast episode.. well we've done it! (after a false start) Gather round children- it's story time with Uncle Harley! And wait til you hear about the wildest birthday present you've never heard of. Nikki also gets a lesson in scripture. Happy Friday l...

You've probably guessed by now that this show isn't exactly the highest of brow content... however our peen chat today comes from a well-respected Winter Olympian and could actually have started our brand new business.. Peeny Beanies.  Plus Harley performed at a beer festival over the weekend, because of course he did!  Please drink responsibly.  And we chat about how Australia's en...

There was always going to be a time when Harley got too old to work, we just didn't think it would be so soon... enter his 5 year old Walter.  Let me tell you, if you like dragons you're in for a treat.  And back in adult land, Nikki's been called brave by a genuine hero and it's definitely not going to her head one little bit.  Plus we get back to the all important butthole chat. H...

Happy Monday Legends!!  It's been a weekend full of gigs for us at the Adelaide Fringe so it's safe to say we have completely lost our minds today!  Harley's gone and gotten himself a festival massage which turns in to a nice awkward conversation about both our private parts, because of course it did.  And Nikki's decided to be all swanky with her accommodation this weekend after sh...

Nikki Britton has returned... and she has brought along a few extra guests hiding in her hair. Sounds weird, but all will be explained.  Today we're chatting superheroes, comedy, ultra-immunity... with a bit of sex education thrown in on the side.  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial For tickets to Nikki's upcoming...

One of the team is missing today, our good mate Nikki Britton has been struck down by old Omicron and is stuck in isolation...  BUT who better to replace her than Harley Breen's other best mate the one and only Wade Duffin!  Sit back and relax because this Valentine's Day we're bringing you the best treat of all... Two men talking about women's sex toys as well as a one sided Superbowl u...

Welcome to the madness today!  We've all done some silly things in our time... It's just usually not played out in front of the entire nation during a global pandemic. Aaah Scotty.  Also, apparently Scotty's mates aren't happy with him either. Well, we've got some solid advice for you mate!  Plus HEADS UP it's Valentine's Day on Monday friends!  And Nikki's got some thoughts fo...

Well, it was only a matter of time before someone in our little family caught Covid... Strap in folks the next week is gonna be some interesting listening!  Grandpa Breen has struck again this week while trying to locate RATs ... and yes it has to do with Medicare again.  Plus we think we've unlocked the meaning of life with the perfect scenario when it comes to having kids!  It may...

Look, if anyone (cough KFC cough) is after two comedians to come up with their new marketing material... we've got you covered. c o ntinues singing the chigs song Also Nikki's going to ALL kinds of lengths to make her new rescue dog, Mal, extremely happy. It may or may not include fried chicken and a school.  Plus if you've ever wondered how good two comedians are at geography, the answer is...

We've all had days that we can't be bothered putting on underwear right?  I just don't think any of us have had the cahonies to go outside starkers... until now.  We just might have found our favourite Aussie news story ever, and it's led to Nikki Britton inventing two brand new words to add to our dictionaries.  Plus Harley's brother is now apparently a dog whisperer helping Nikki...

Ever heard of a sexist dog? Neither had we... until now.  Nikki's new motherhood roll isn't quite working out the way she'd hoped so far, so of course Harley 'dog trainer extraordinaire' Breen is here with some questionable tips if I'm honest.  Plus we find out just how much Sizzler is loved on this podcast... If we're honest, it's just any all you can eat restaurant really.  Happy...

Ever wondered what the sound of this decade would be?  Have a listen to the first 10 seconds of this episode and we reckon we've got it down pat for you.  Also, Harley's received quite possibly the strangest birthday gift someone could ever get... But we're gonna say it's completely and utterly from the heart, kind of?  And we also chat about kids driving forklifts and one of us wan...

This is one of the most informative and scientific episodes you will ever hear. We chat camping trips, bogans, and a certain someone on the team has some very exciting baby news!!  LINKS Harley Breen @harley.breen Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial CREDITS Hosts:  Harley Breen & Nikki Britton  Executive Producer: Rachael Hart Managing Pr...

We've set ourselves a challenge, will we get through our first episode of 2022 without talking about buttholes?? Who knows!  What we DO talk about though, is old mate Omicron messing everything up and why it's taking us to some remote Scottish location.  Plus, Nikki stepped in to an Aussie version of Tiger King on Christmas day and Harley tells us about his magical Christmas wonderland f...

Look, Nikki Britton doesn't have the best strike rate when it comes to staying on chairs and you'll hear that in today's Best Stuff.  In her defence we were talking about a downright WILD story when it happened.  Plus our great mate... Australia's great mate even, Pete Helliar joins the show with a fantastic, never before done, business idea.  And we discuss a new term to rival a ba...

Well we couldn't give you all the best stuff from the last year without adding in our infamous #GoatChat.  Also, if anyone has a goat that they'd be willing to sell us for a show goat, please get in contact with the producers.  Plus we're throwing it RIGHT back to Harley's family road trip and his kid's first attempt at a bush poo.  And wanna hear how to make Nikki Britton extremely...

It's the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the bottom of the barrel if you will... Wait, that doesn't seem right. Or does it??? First up is one of our favourite guests of 2021 Mr Heath Franklin here to talk about why it's more of a payout for you if you chop off your fingers than if you chop off a certain male appendage.  Plus, why Harley's 11 year old wants a busking license and how N...

There's nothing funnier than when someone laughs so hard that they fart... Especially when that someone isn't you. Instead, it's our producer, please once again enjoy her whoops-a-daisy moment when we were talking about whether cows could drown from their buttholes.  Plus, the ever important spelling of müt is back. (Yes that's how you spell it)  And we recall the best parts about t...

On today's best stuff we're doing what we do best talking about private parts. Except in a somewhat healthy way today?? Main point being, don't forget to get an STI check.  Plus Harley's realised how having kids can bite you in the bum when you're a comedian and your son finds your old stand up gear.  Nikki's got herself a new car AND we debate whether one Harley Breen is the most fertil...