Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

Susan’s becoming a lesbian on Tuesday, the Applewhite basement has a new occupant and - alas - it’s the episode of the lads. In this week’s episode, Erin contemplates giving knives to babies and shockingly Jakub is the one defending Carlos in the husband rankings. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (i...

Bree sends an innocent man to jail, Edie and Susan tag team waitresses, and Lynette plays Cyrano for Frat Boy Fred. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are both crying their eyes out. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ht...

Felicia and Paul are giving Enemies to Lovers, Bree’s wicked stepmom comes into town, and a new bombshell enters the cinema, and it’s hail hath no fury like In this week’s episode, Erin has a filthy mind and Jakub is too good for us now that he is on television. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Carlos and Gaby are forced to tackle Temptation, Julie is the captain of Team Edie, and somebody needs to take the cardigans away from Susan. In this week’s episode, Erin has a heartbreaking take on Edie Britt. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By At...

Bree is in a Saw movie, Susan’s boyfriend tries to kiss Mike, and Gaby and Carlos come out as Mexican.
 In this week’s episode, Jakub brags about of men he knows named Mike. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creative...

Susan is auditioning for Calamity Jane, Paul Young can FIGHT with those arms, and everybody is back to themselves from the pilot! In this week’s episode Jakub talks about feeling the thunder and Erin has a new old hypothesis on Tom. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under C...

Karl-ma comes for Susan, Gaby’s mum is a vulture, and Karen McCluskey enters the runway.
 In this week’s episode Jakub man-spleens to Erin and both hosts get annoyed that this episode has NO reason to be set on Valentine’s Day. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creati...

Lynette accidentally joins a fraternity, Susan goes husband hunting, and Bree goes to a dinner party at Sue Sylvester’s house. In this week’s episode Jakub and Erin talk weddings and Danielle’s hair routine. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...

Gaby’s having NUN OF IT, Tom is a poor man’s James Bond, and Susan doesn’t want to be Dr Ron’s first time. This week, Erin and Jakub worship their unbothered Queen Danielle and lament on what the Applewhite storyline could have been. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under...

Susan tells MRLies to get a man, Felicia has a new wig, and WHY oh WHY do we keep letting the Van de Kamp family drive?! This week, Erin and Jakub welcome a new co-host (kinda) and argue over Tom - some things never change. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed unde...

Oh, it’s good to back. We will be back posting new weekly recaps for you from 5th May and it’s a GREAT episode to come back to. Miss us too much to wait? Go to our Patreon and check out our free extended preamble episode below: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156692352?utm_campaign=postshare_creator We love you Desperados and happy Wisteria Wednesday ❤️🍎 Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (in...

To our patient Desperados, here's a bonus episode that's ALL preamble, baby! You'll get to hear about Jakub's recent dating life, Erin's plan for Jakub's funeral, and more. If you're one of the Desperados that never skips to the recap portion of our main episodes, then this one's for you. Please enjoy catching up with us as Erin continues her move and setting up her...

Erin and Jakub transport themselves from Wisteria Lane to Utah for a wee city break. Whether you're familiar with them or not, buckle up to hear about the madness of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This is NOT a recap, more of a semi-structured conversation, and we hope you'll join us for this detour on route to the next main episode. We have a few more random bits of bonus content we think...

The girls are fighting, Betty needs to call Pest Control, and it’s a Battle of the Zaddys (Zach’s daddys). This week, Erin and Jakub discuss their favourite DJ, Meredith Marks, and Erin loses both her phone and her mind. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Comm...

Lynette holds a child hostage, Zach returns from Hyrox training, and we meet Barbie Bree. This week, someone is trying to HACK US and Jakub changes his mind on who this season’s big bad is. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution...

A new supreme rises, Lynette has pissed off her hairdresser and Susan acquires a daddy. In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub put their Catholic school knowledge to the test. Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/...

Tasers and fires and stares - oh my! Mike says Gardyloo, the aliens have landed and it’s the pilot episode of Betty Little Liars. This week, Erin and Jakub argue about the finale of Stranger Things and wonder what the worst ever tv finale was. Patreon: patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons...

Liza Minnelli is George’s lesbian mother, Funny Mike is at the Cinema, and NO Danielle slander will be tolerated this episode. In this week’s episode, Jakub has a serious case of the blues and the pair discuss their heartbreak diets. Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...

Susan has an irrational fear of canned goods, Bree's body gets the ick, and Dr Goldfine is gold... fine? Wasn't he suppose to have been THROWN off a BRIDGE? In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are delighted to see Slut Lawyer gain a new moniker and yes, he is back in his slutty little glasses. Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Got...

Lynette remembers she's hot, Rex is somehow still in grave danger, Betty goes to the police and Slut Lawyer returns . In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub finally drop some significant lore from their past, and Jakub reveals the Big Bad of Season 2 Julie the Vampire Slayer. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Go...

Julie commits vehicular murder on a British nanny, Gaby’s new lawyer wears slutty little glasses, and Tom Scavo comes out on top! In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub reflect on what the email addresses are of Wisteria Lane’s residents. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com...

George takes a lie detector test and he is NOT the father but IS the murderer, the costume department have decreed that everybody has to wear the same colour, and Edie outs herself as a member of the Von Trapp family. In this week’s episode, Jakub impersonates Lisa Vanderpump in Dungeons and Dragons, and Erin has beef with James Lafferty from One Tree Hill . Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : pat...

Susan gets an unforgettable blow out, Edie joins a rollerblading gang, and Carlos rocks some heavy blue eye shadow. In this week's episode, Jakub and Erin talk Dungeons and Dragons and continue to thirst of the problematic king himself, Karl Mayer. Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed u...

Bree has a mourning bun in the oven, Rex is a massive Swiftie and we get a new Blonde and Brunette rivalry. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub are back to business as usual which means: forgetting plot lines, Jakub has gotten married, and Erin goes on several tangents. Happy Wisteria Wednesday! Patreon : patreon.com/mawdyd Instagram: @mawdyd Tiktok: @mawdydpod Music : "Marty Gots a Pl...

Why hello Desperados. Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. We are honoured, delighted and excited to announce that we are back for a season two of desperation. We are coming back to you on *drumroll* Wednesday 3rd December and please enjoy a sneak preview of 2x01. Stay Desperate! Erin and Jakub Music: "Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...