Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Its the year without a Santa Claus. Or maybe the year without a Grinch. The point is Marv “Jordan Peeples” Elssux isn’t on this one but there is a returning guest. I’ll leave you in suspense. Episode 97: Christmas Special 2021 (Hawkeye) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Hawkeye changed history. Without Hawkeye the headlines in 2012 would never have said “Six Avengers Save New York,” they would have said “Five Avengers Save New York.” Episode 96: Hawkeye Episodes 1 & 2 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In honor of Marvel’s commitment to keeping the MCU going until time ends, they called this entry Eternals. Episode 95: Eternals Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We-we-we’re ba-ba-back for a re-re-rank. Sorry, it’s freezing in this description box. Anyway, we also talk about Venom 2 and What if. Episode 94: Re-re-rank Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Shang-chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings joins the ring-based media pantheon with other greats like Tolkien’s illustrious Lord of the Rings series and Sega’s legendary pointy speed rascal, Sonic the Hedgehog . Episode 93: Shang-chi Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

What if Jordan and Cade did an episode without tangents? There is no timeline, across any multiverse, in which we stay on subject. Discussed today: Cade’s Birthday, The Suicide Squad, Pig, Green Knight, What if…, No Sudden Moves. Episode 92: What if... Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

This one is our magnum opus. You woulda thought it’d be our Endgame episode or something but, no, our third Loki episode is the greatest episode in the show’s storied history. Enjoy or whatever. Don’t let me tell you what to think. Episode 91: Loki Episodes 5 & 6 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Marvel has been successful doing TV shows but now they’ve trying a movie. Good luck! Episode 90: Black Widow (2021) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In the end, the only person Loki could fall for is a Loki variant. Featuring special guest, communication expert Elle Johnson (co-host of the podcast Talk Talk: A Podcast About Communication though that didn’t get brought up on the episode). Episode 89: Loki Episodes 2, 3, & 4 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Loki meets the time bureaucrats who are angry because he did a time crime during the Avenger’s time heist to get magic rocks. Episode 88: Loki Episode 1 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Forget that old new Captain American, this new new Captain America is the best new Captain America of all time! Episode 87: The Falcon and the Winter Solider - Episodes 5 & 6 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The new Captain America is turning out to be quite a hero! Episode 86: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Episode 2-4 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The Captain America crew is back (except one guy (Captain America (a.k.a. Steve Rodgers))). Will Falcon get a loan in time to save the family business? Will the Winter Soldier go on a second date? I guess we’ll have to wait until next week. Episode 85: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Episode 1 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know. Can you repeat the question? Last show for Wandavision. Life is unfair. Episode 84: Wandavision - Episodes 6 to 9 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

When watching Wandavision I feel like I’ve been dealt a full house. Its such an interesting take on family matters. Wanda and Vision are married with children in episode 5 and even as superheroes they have to deal with the facts of life (which has led to some growing pains). Alf? Episode 83: Wandavision - Episodes 3 to 5 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

After 40 years in the Marvel desert, Cade finally gets to glimpse the Wandavision promised land. Also, Jordan is pretty excited. Episode 82: Wandavision - Episodes 1 & 2 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Cade, Jordan, and special guest, Alex, discuss Iron Man 3 and talk about Christmas favorites. Episode 81: A Very Marvel Christmas Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Jordan and Cade discuss what Marvel has on the schedule until the collapse of civilization. Episode 80: Still Alive 4 Phase 5 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

This episode is really a “movies that Cade and Jordan have seen since they last talked” episode. We mention Marvel 616 for maybe 10 minutes. Featuring Midsommar, The Vast of Night, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, and The Devil All the Time. Episode 79: Marvel 616 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We’ve been saving this super-special vampire spooktacular for Halloween. That’s why we haven’t posted an episode. No other reasons. Enjoy. Episode 78: Blade 3 (2004) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Blade is back and this time he’s got a whole crew with him. Episode 77: Blade 2 (2002) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

These vampires are pretty well groomed considering they can’t see themselves in mirrors. Episode 76: Blade (1998) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Wakanda Forever Episode 75: Chadwick Boseman Tribute Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

This movie has good parts and bad parts but not in equal measure. Episode 74: Spider-man 3 (2007) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Doctor Octopus is making sunshine but then his robot hands go cuckoo. You’ve heard it a thousand times but you’ve never heard it like this. Will he be vindicated? He is selfish and wrong. But on the other hand, he’s right and swears he’s right, swears he knew it all along. He’s flawed. Episode 73: Spider-man 2 (2004) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't