Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Marvel is taking all this multiverse timeline hopping seriously. The Marvels was made a universe where the MCU is a disorganized mess and Loki was made in a universe where everything is planned years in advance. I wonder which universe the next film will be from… Episode 122: Loki - Season Episode 5-6 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

I hope you did your homework. If you didn't watch Ms. Marvel, Wandavision, Secret Invasion, Captain Marvel, and Hawkeye you're missing out. Or are you? Episode 121: The Marvels Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We discuss Five Nights at Freddy’s, Killer's of the Flower Moon (but mostly just its duration), the upcoming Beatles track “Now and Then,” and, oh yeah, Loki season 2. Episode 120: Loki - Season 2 Episode 3-4 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

What if the people making a show actually cared about the project? What if they had a plan for what would happen? What if they actually followed that plan and told a cohesive story? In Loki, we might have stumbled into a timeline where that happens on Disney+! Episode 119: Loki - Season 2 Episode 1-2 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In this very special episode we come to you live from Cade's birthday brewery crawl. At each stop we recorded a 5 minute segment with surprise guest discussing a different surprise Marvel movie. Embrace the chaos. Episode 118: Cade's Birthday Brewery Crawl Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We used to have a Marvel podcast that was secretly a Beatles podcast but now its a Marvel podcast that is secretly a Matchbox Twenty podcast. How’s that for shapeshifting? Episode 117: Secret Invasion Episodes 2-6 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We’ve got a couple of mysteries on our hands today. From Marvel to the Titanic, Cade and Jordan are on the case. (The remnants of the sub were confirmed to be found while we were recording. Damn we’re good.) Episode 116: Secret Invasion Episode 1 Marvel Sucks v. No it Doesn't

The gang’s all here, what more do you want? If you said adorable, tortured animals you’re in luck! Episode 115: Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

Who would win in a shrinking contest: Ant-man shrinking himself or Quantumania shrinking consumer interest in the MCU? Episode 114: Ant-man and the Wasp Quantumania Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

A handful of truly great performers have received an EGOT but who will be the first to win a DEGOT? Episode 113: The Third Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

I think there’s a man on my roof and I sure hope its Santa Claus. On this episode we discuss Avatar: Blue People Bluer Water , Goofy Aliens on Earth , and rank the tracks of The Beatles’ White Album. Happy Holidays! Episode 112: Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Join us all ye movie sorters (fa la la la la, la la la la)/ Tis the season to make order (fa la la la la, la la la la)/Ranking all the MCU films (MA MA MA MA MA, MA MA VEL SUCKS) Episode 111: Ranksgiving '22 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Black Panther is back (panther). Cade and Jordan discuss Marvel Snap, the Quantumania trailer, and the newest MCU flick. What more could you want? Episode 110: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Sorry if we sound out of breath, we raced to get you this episode as fast as humanly possible. Episode 109: She-Hulk pt. 2 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

This episode was recorded on September 24th. That’s why this is the show you come to for breaking news. Episode 108: She-Hulk pt. 1 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

If you’ve been looking for a deep dive of phase five while you drive, you’ve arrived. The two leading Marvelxperts are here to deliver all the juicy MCU deets. Episode 107: Phase Five 4 Real Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Mr. Marv Elssux reviews Ms. Marv El with Mr. Noah Duzent. Episode 106: Ms. Marvel Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Will Thor 4 be adored, abhorred, or endured? Episode 105: Thor: Love and Thunder Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

February 2018 - Cade, Patrick, and Jordan watch the first 20 minutes of the first episode of Legion (2017), April 2020 - after 26 months they watched the middle 20 minutes, and June 2022 - after an additional 26 months the first episode has been finished. The three will meet up again on August 2024 to discuss the first 20 minutes of the first episode of season 2 of Legion and the trailer to Dr. Do...

There’s more discussion of Top Gun: Maverick in this episode than Moon Knight but that’s probably for the best. Episode 103: Moon Knight Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Doctor Strange 2? More like Doctor too Strange. Marvel is getting wacky with this zany flick. Episode 102: Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The atmosphere is electric tonight at the Duzzies. The stars are shining and the reviews are glowing. Who’s gonna take home the ultimate prize? Find out now! Episode 101: The Second Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

5 years after starting we’ve reached our 100th episode. Here’s 100 interviews (a joint effort by Cade and I) about the MCU. Episode 100 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

If you were to use one word to describe this podcast, I think that word would have to be “timely.” Anyway, here’s our final review of a show set and released during the Christmas season. Merry Holidays! Episode 99: Hawkeye Episodes 5 & 6 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Is this Spider-man 3 better than Toby’s Spider-man 3? We’ll let you be the judge. Or actually, I guess, we will be the judge because podcasts aren’t an interactive medium. You can be the jury. Episode 98: Spider-man: No Way Home Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't