Marty and Michael Fully Actual

Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! And, of course, a classic prank call from Dakohtah - everyone's favourite Karen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode we have for you ringworms! It's Episode 30 so that means a new chair for the brown! This chair was sent all the way from some legend listeners in Switzerland. And Brown HATES it. They also sent some other goodies that was inspected by the Australian Government... Matthew Brown has a romantic date with another Bachelor Brown contestant and we have a prank call from screaming lady "M...

We welcome the Misfit Minds boys and have them spin a beautiful lie to Lacci. The screaming segment is beautiful yet again as we have a very confused woman. The final hell-saga Little Black Book episode reveals whether Matthew Brown will live or die. And of course all the classics, including an Arnold Feine prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we have another great lie for Lacci! Will he fall for it again? In the prank call, our favourite yobbo, Darren, applies for work after just getting out of jail. We also have our best screaming segment yet, on this day, little black book and lots of giggles with the boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Lie To Lacci about his beloved car being stolen and Matthew Brown talks to a potential have that lives just around the corner! Also enjoy the long awaited return of Marty's diary! We also hear about Seal's facial scarring in 'On This Day' before hearing the next instalment of Little Black Book where Matt Brown is still in hell. Enjoy all the classics too! Sh*t talk, question time and a prank ca...

What an action packed episode! We have an edge of your seat 'Lie To Lacci' segment as we organise someone VERY close to him to deceive him deeply. We also have our friend and OnlyFans star Isla O'Doherty come to surprise Matt for the Bachelor Brown segment. Our best mate and employee, James, comes on as a guest to tell some old stories about our younger days. Finally, our favourite yobo, "Darren"...

We surprise Matt with one of the sexiest strippers in Brisbane! His reaction is very entertaining. The Lie to Lacci segment continues to get more intricate, complex and very very successful. We also hear about Matt Brown's trip to hell in Little Black Book, open a mystery package in the PO Box segment and Arnold Feine calls a restaurant trying to book a table for him and his pet pig. Hoorah! Learn...

What an episode we have for you! The Little Black Book details Matt Brown's attack to become his family's primary haver... It's a very dark tale. The 'Lie To Lacci' segment keeps going from strength to strength as we get Lacci WORSE THAN EVER. The trust we built with him over years of friendship is well and truly destroyed. Enjoy the classics too. On this day, sh*t talk and a prank call where Marg...

We recruit Julian to 'Lie To Lacci' in a segment that is getting more and more complicated. Before hearing another disgusting instalment of Matt Brown's little black book, we learn a dark secret from Kanye West's past. We also have the classics, sh*t talk, question time, screaming segment and a prank call where the person we call is genuinely concerned for our safety. Learn more about your ad choi...

Special guests! Jayden and Austen from the Uncut Crew. We hear about some of their crazy party stories and we ask/force them to lie to Lacci for us with great, great success. Also, enjoy the classics. We have On This Day, Michael's Bible, Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown and prank calls from both Margaret and Arnold Feine. Fully Actual Tik Tok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSR8k7KSS/ Learn more about yo...

Michael has some news that he refused to share with the boys until they were live on the podcast! Also, Marty fills everyone in about his gastro week from hell. Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And it is sicker than ever. Speaking of Matthew Brown, we have another Bachelor Brown contestant that gets his brown heart racing. A little hint... she's been on before. We also have 'on this day', t...

Bachelor Brown meets a new contestant that promises a sensual kiss on the first date! As long as his hygiene is up to scratch... Which is ironic considering Matt plays with Michael's phlegm during this podcast. We also reveal Matt's new chair, have a new record on the screaming prank call segment and hear an 'On This Day...' about the epic battle between shoulders and knees. Finally, Marty prank c...

What a stunning episode. We're all a bit down after Marty's engagement party on the weekend. Bachelor Brown returns and Matt even touched her butt during the date. Matts Black Book takes a strange turn, and we trial a new segment where call someone, and start screaming as loudly as we can. Then, Arnold Feine returns and has some complaints about the food at Coles making his pigs sick. Learn more a...

Marty's farts are back! But... the boy's partners are in the room and farting in front of the girls feels weird. Pardon? You're right. We'll do it anyway. We tell the story of our red carpet event in Sydney and we have another revolting PO Box opening! Also, enjoy the classics! Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown, Question Time and Marty's b*tchy female character "Dakota" is back for a prank...

What an episode we have for you Rings! We hear a Little Black Book entry that may just be the most shocking yet! Then Mr Brown's emotions are thrown into overdrive when he meets the newest Bachelor Brown contestant. He falls in love, propositions her and gets hysterically angry in seconds... We have hilarious phone calls with our old boss, Greg and, of course, totally convince Lacci that multiple...

Lots of laughs on this week’s episode! A familiar face pops up to wreak havoc in this week’s Little Black Book episode and Matt works on a future have as he meets yet another Bachelor Brown contestant. We answer some cheeky questions from fans and Margaret returns for a prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Absolute classic episode for you legends this week! Arnold Feine returns for the prank call and his antics lead to a pretty beautiful episode of anger and hate from the man on the other end of the line! Also enjoy Matt's Little Black Book, Bachelor Brown's newest contestant and a lot of laughs in the Q&A! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, we lie to Lacci and Jackson falls for it too. We get an update about the c** bottle and also keep trying to convince Matt to try meth for $1000. We hear some juicy research in an ‘On This Day’ about Justin Timberlake before hearing how Matt Brown survived prison using his have-skills. Darren returns for a prank call and we meet a new Bachelor Brown contestant and it’s a S...

What a beautiful episode. Matt Brown's Black Book takes a turn for the worse as he reveals trouble with police. Then a first, for Bachelor Brown we try our first ever guy to date Matt Brown. We also get some cool stuff in our PO Box, and prank call Shammis brother Jayden. Bosley even makes an appearance and joins us on the couch. Anyway, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

Hello there. What a lovely episode we have for you. Michael forces Matthew Gregory Brown to reveal how much we would have to pay him to do a range of strange things. Including trying meth. Bachelor Brown, Matt's black book, and Arnold Feine returns with a fully prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode is so full of romance! The boy's girlfriends both come to watch the podcast live in the rat den. Bachelor Brown meets another contestant and they have some very common interests. Could it be love at first talk? We hear a Little Black Book entry that reveals a beautiful relationship the Brown had with a lucky, young lady. Unfortunately... their intimacy ruined everything. Finall...

Our sweet Julian comes on to tell us stories of his cheeky Thailand trip. Also, one of our best PO Box openings to date - we get sent a bunch of insects and arachnids to munch on! Bachelor Brown continues as we have a new contestant that excites the brown right to his core. The Little Black Book details a 'have' that we all question whether it even is, indeed, a 'have' at all... And, of course, th...

Michael reveals a highlight from his holiday that includes a highly disrespectful act towards a duck. In "On This Day", Matt Brown finds an alarming fact about Graham Norton. The "Little Black Book" chronicles the story of the time that Matt Brown met his 'have'-match in a Kmart changing room. The most recent Bachelor Brown contestant signs up to Instagram JUST so she can woo the Brown. Finally, t...

On the most exciting segment of Bachelor Brown yet, Matt gives us an insight into a cheeky DATE he went on with one of the contestants! But just as his Little Brown quivers with anticipation, a NEW contestant may meet his mince! And for the prank call, Rhondahh is back! We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're jokin...

Matt Brown talks about how bachelor brown segment is working and he's speaking to one of the ladies. We continue to give Matt the advice and help he needs in order to find a mate, as well as a new bachelor brown girl. We also answer hard hitting questions. Then for the prank call we call a massage place and accuse them of inappropriate behaviour with my husband. Learn more about your ad choices. V...