Marty and Michael Fully Actual

On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest webs...

After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance.  In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most re...

James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a mo...

Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our we...

Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown.  In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problems An...

'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown...

We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town?...

This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free....

We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse...

We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit. This week's movie review leaves Michael infuri...

When Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his lead? Or will Matt Brown continue to catch up? It's Matt's birthday! Come and celebrate with us as he turns 64. Matt is finally off the floor! We present him with a beautiful new chair for his birthday. In this week's prank call, Arnold Feine calls the...

We welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish who is the better Brown. Matt and Michael will have to perform a extremely uncomfortable and outrageous task in the Matt vs Michael segment. Will Michael go 4-0 up? Or will the Brown bounce back? In this weeks prank call, Darren rings up a pharmacy ma...

Special guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom. In this week's prank call, Darren calls up a peanut butter factory after he finds an insanely long black hair in the jar. The horoscopes leave Matt astonished as he's tasked with an intense mission from his father in another galaxy.  A fierce opponent gives Matt a run for his mone...

Special guest! Said “ChestBrah” Sergeyevich comes to visit and tests his strength by bench pressing the boys! He also has a very interesting reaction to the mince bottle... A special contestant on 'Who's the better Brown' gives Matt the challenge of his life. In this week's prank call, our favourite drunken woman, Margaret, shows the world how to properly book a table at a restaurant. We also have...

We talk about our crazy holiday that nearly killed us. Matt and Michael go head to head in the first of the Matt vs Michael segment. The first "Brown off" takes place where Matt and Blade Brown answer questions about their own kind, to see whose the better Brown. The lying segment makes a return where we lye to our best-friends about a non existing boat trip. And for the prank call, Darren finds h...

Our Christmas Special is here! With special guest Connor live on the podcast! We talk to Brown and Connor about the live show and some of the strange things that happened at the after party. We plan new segments for 2023! We close the season with one of our best "Lie To Lacci's" yet! And, of course, a prank call requested by a fan where we call her husband as the police. Go to manscaped.com and ge...

This is it! Our first EVER live show! In this episode, we film our podcast in front an audience of 200+ legends! Shooter Williamson comes on as a guest and we hear some of his best bender stories. We conclude some of our best segments this year including the lying segment, The Little Black Book and The Bachelor Brown segment where we have live finalists and Matt makes a romantic choice that shocke...

We address the backlash from our viral speed camera video! We talk about last weekend - one of the messiest nights of our lives! The little black book details a throwback have with one of Matt’s nastiest haves. For a chance to win $500, a called must win a game of 2 truths, 1 lie with us. Finally an Arnold Feine prank call where he tried to book a table for his 40kg pet pig. Go to manscaped.com an...

Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gripping his toy baby. Our partner's talk about what it's like being with us and we read out our first ever texts to each other. You can also enjoy all the classics. Marty's diary, Michael's Bible, Matt Brown's Little Black Book and a cheeky prank call...

We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brown segment and big brown sparks fly! We lie to Greg Smith with hilarious results. Darren tries to steal a car in the prank call. We introduce a new segment! "Can-fessions". Where our listeners tell us some of their darkest confessions that they would...

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We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concerned for our safety. Marty's diary tells the story of him trying to stab an ice-cream salesman as a child while Michael's bible questions a question that has plagued humanity for many moons. The little black book details Matt's sensual experience with...

Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brown instantly stands to attention! We have Marty's diary, Michael's bible and another horrific entry from Matt Brown's little black book. Finally, Arnold Feine calls Qantas to try and organise a plane ticket for his pet pig. Learn more about your ad ch...

We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.  We confront Matt about his claim that he has lost the c*m bottle Listen to Marty’s diary and Michael’s bible before hearing about Matt’s terrifying, intimate experience with a woman with three missing limbs.  The lying segment reaches a whole new level with TWO victims falling for a beau...

What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt Brown gets back on the horse both in the Little Black Book and Bachelor Brown. And, for the prank call, Arnold Feine organises his son's birthday party an McDonalds. Can his pig come? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices