Married. Single. Divorced.

In this end-of-year episode, we look back on:✨ The highs of 2025 - the moments that surprised us, stretched us, and made us proud 😮‍💨 The lows - the hard bits, the lessons we didn’t ask for, and the moments that humbled us 🔥 Our most unhinged moments of the year (because there were plenty) 🔮 What we’re actually looking forward to in 2026 - and what we’re definitely not 🎶 And… Larissa debuts...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and life has well and truly thrown everything at us. This week Charlotte celebrated her grandma's birthday, Fern's piercing got infected and Larissa's house has no roof. Naturally, this leads us straight into the big question of the week: does anyone actually know what they’re doing in life, or are we all just a bit lost? We realise one of the best...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , this week Fern takes her kids to their first gig, Larissa attempts to bring wholesome family vibes and Charlotte tries to slow down her pace of life. This episode is all about our emotions , feeling a bit lost, and unpacking a big friendship blowout that hit deeper than any of us expected. 💔 Larissa puts it all on the table (tears and all) - quest...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and we’re back after surviving Fern’s mysterious sickness bug , an MSD initiation of “pod piercings,” and the absolute fever dream that is our faces being printed on condom wrappers . Naturally, this all leads perfectly into… an episode about periods . This week: 🩸 Fern opens the floor to the biggest question of all: what do we actually call our v...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and this time we’re diving deep into the messy world of ultimatums, family drama, and the boundaries we attempt to keep but rarely do. This week: 💍 Charlotte wonders if she could actually "do that” for someone she loves — and honestly, the jury is still very much out. 🤦‍♀️ Fern recounts the story of her first love and how it turned out a bit like...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and somehow the chaos levels continue to rise (no idea how we keep topping ourselves). This week: 🍒 Fern’s tits become the accidental main event — truly a plot twist none of us saw coming. 🩳 Charlotte recounts her canned holiday featuring the infamous ‘short shorts’ — and yes, they were exactly as tiny as you’re imagining. 🎰 And Larissa gets kic...

Welcome back to Married. Single. Divorced. , where apparently the chaos never ends — especially if your name is Fern. This week we’re diving into: 💀 Fern’s Story Part 2: the utter madness of splitting up with Mr Charismatic — including the tiny detail of him… faking his own death. Yes. Really. 💑 Larissa “dates” her husband in an attempt to remember what romance looks like between blue-light hosp...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced. , and things have… gone downhill fast (literally). This week: 🚽 Larissa’s global tour of toilet trauma continues. 🏋️‍♀️ Charlotte has a very unfortunate gym incident (we’ll never look at squats the same again). 💋 And Fern finally goes on a date — we get all the details, from nerves to potential sparks. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s oversharing at i...

This week on Married. Single. Divorced. : 🚑 Larissa gets the full blue-light hospital treatment (no spoilers, but she lived to tell the tale). 🌀 Fern says farewell to her coil and hello to a new man — priorities. 🔥 Charlotte re-enters the dating scene with a bang… and maybe a familiar face. It’s giving TMI, girl talk, and way too many bodily functions for a Tuesday. Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share...

This week on Married. Single. Divorced. , we’re back with another dose of oversharing, questionable choices, and a few too many laughs. 💘 Fern’s back on the dating apps and already rethinking her life choices. 💼 Charlotte is officially unemployed. 🎶 Larissa’s crushes on OneRepublic. ❓And to top it off, we play a round of Would You Rather . 👉 Listen wherever you get your podcasts, follow for n...

This week on Married. Single. Divorced. , we’re diving into the things no one really talks about - from body hair to cosmetic tweaks, birthdays, and emotional wellbeing. In this episode: 🎂 Larissa whips up a “rubble on the double” birthday cake. 🎉 Charlotte celebrates another trip around the sun. 💉 We share our thoughts, insecurities, and honest opinions on body image and self-care. Expect laug...

This week, we’re talking about the messy, brave, and sometimes painful parts of starting over. Larissa gives us a house update , Fern heads to the doctors to get some lumps and bumps checked out, and Charlotte gets rejected … by her own coil. But the big story this week - Fern opens up about how she met her husband, got married within a year, and ended up divorced. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a...

Coils falling out, ambulances being called, and gym legs that just won’t quit — it’s been a week . In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced., we’re talking: Charlotte’s coil making a dramatic exit (uninvited). Larissa’s gallstone ambulance trip (complete with an Ambo selfie). Fern’s post-gym leg drama. Plus, the big one: Charlotte goes salsa dancing, bumps into an old fling, and ends up in a M...

Episode 2 — Getting Ghosted, Late-Night Plumbers & Love Languages Dating in 2025: it’s messy, it’s exhausting, and apparently it involves ghosting, emergency plumber visits, and trying to figure out if “words of affirmation” really means getting chatty G to write you love poems. 👻🚰💌 In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced. , we’re diving into: Charlotte’s latest ghosting saga. A late-n...

Episode 1: Married at 23, Our Gooch & Getting Shot Welcome to Married. Single. Divorced. – the podcast where three best friends in their 30s take their chaotic group chat public. Between us, we’ve been married, single, and divorced — so whatever stage of life you’re in, one of us has probably been there (or is currently living it). In this very first episode, we’re laying it all out: What it’s...

Welcome to Married. Single. Divorced. The podcast where three friends in their 30s take their chaotic group chat public. We’ve known each other since school, and while life has taken us in very different directions, our friendship has been the constant. This podcast is our way of letting you into the unfiltered conversations we normally keep between ourselves. We’re not glossy, we’re not polished,...