Married and Opinionated

It has been a full year since we started Married and Opinionated. Thanks to all of you for putting up with us. As our special thanks, we are sharing advice for a long marriage and two things women don't like about men's hygiene. Here's to another great year! Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail...

What happens when your brakes, phone, dishwasher, and washing mahine all go out at once? Your bank makes your life just that much easier by freezing all your cards for fraud! While we are losing money others are losing weight on GLP-1 drugs (Ozempic, Wegovy, Zepbound). Sarah gives free medical advice on the pros and cons as well as some natural weight loss ideas. Did we say free...just kidding, th...

Matt is back! We talk about the guest that almost was (and someday may be), how America is causing France to have a heat wave, World Cup experiences, and, most importantly, Matt's fishing trip! Its another wild ride with Matt back in the seat. Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us o...

Sarah ran into a tornado while driving through Illinois! Listen to the story hear then watch all 3 videos on our YouTube channel. Its also Father's Day so Sarah encourages you to reach out to your dad on this solo episode...because distance makes the heart grow stronger. *wink* Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopin...

We are on location at Chickasaw State Park! We thought we had video worked out but you'll have to visit YouTube for the full experience. (Sorry...) If you can't make it to YouTube (link below) , we hope you enjoy our daughter's voice here as she takes over the episode. And check out the video clip (on Spotify and other platforms as available)! Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share...

Sarah got a behind-the-scenes tour of the Memphis Zoo; she talks about petting hippos and tortoise and meeting the first Mexican Burrowing Python bred in captivity. Then its on to comedy, preschool graduation, and answering our 25yr old's questions on parenting. Take this opportunity to pick up some parenting tips of your own while you are here! Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Sha...

In a night of random topics, we start with the noises coming from the bathroom when men are relieving themselves. From there its a random discussion including police, Europe, beer, and immigrants that may hunt and eat the family pet. Stick with us, this episode is a wild ride! Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopini...

Panama City Beach, Florida was empty. Fishermen were hooking themselves in Illinois. American high school graduations have lost all common sense. Matt reveals experiences with the police. We've been up to a lot this week and share it all here. Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us o...

We learned what ballmaxxing is this week and if you don't know that term yet then you are probably a normal person. We also discuss the UFO/UAP videos some more because, well, the Epstein files aren't here to discuss. Thanks for listening! Like, Follow, Comment, and Share with Your Friends! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://you...

This Mother's Day episode we talk about my mom's latest pet, the roly-poly. Yes, THAT roly-poly. Which was more exciting than the UFO disclosure we've all been waiting for. Come be disappointed with us in this episode of Married and Opinionated. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V...

We reconnect after a busy week, discussing innocent things our kids have said that sound racist, how bald people really do exist, and just when alien disclosure is coming before getting into more derious topics like if the Hollywood elite are eating babies and just how ractopamine works in hogs. This week we are part serious, part satire, and completely entertaining. Can't wait for you to join us!...

A weekend road trip from Tennessee to Wisconsin (and back) has us searching up facts on wind farms and solar farms. But even the best search engine can't explain why our kids must eat every five minutes or risk imminent starvation while on road trips. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?s...

Drugs: over-the-counter, prescription, and street, we get on the topic of them all this week when an innocent discussion about nicotine goes too far. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3Pd Join us on Facebook for more fun throughout the week: https://www.facebook.com/shar...

How high will gad prices go? How about the price of other goods? Were the Simpsons right and the aliens will negotiate peace in the Middle East? Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3Pd Join us on Facebook for more fun throughout the week: https://www.facebook.com/share/19Y...

Tennessee representative Tim Burchett basically admits to aliens and we want to know what he thinks would keep us up at night. And Artemis II: are they really by the moon, collecting data with their eyes and iphones? Or are they still somewhere on this side of the Van Allen belt? We reminisce of Easters past before moving on to what may be the biggest alien news since the Tic Tac video. Want to re...

Have you ever wanted to be on a reality TV show or had an idea for your own? Have you eaten green tea Kit Kats or had a kimchi burger at McDonald's? We discuss reality tv, ethnic foods, and share travel stories that you won't want to miss in this weeks episode. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionate...

If you are Gen X or a Xennial, you probably have fond memories of playing outside for hours on your own. But if your kids do the same thing, you just may add fond memories of jail. Luckily one state has unanimously voted to end the current insane supervision requirements that keep parents stressed and children anxious by passing the Let Kids be Kids Act in a miraculous bipartisan show of support....

What do you get when an oncologist, professional football owner, and McDonald's manager walk into a bar? Well, I don't know if a bar was an involved, but the answer is millions of lives positively impacted when they need it the most, including your favorite podcast host: Matt. We want to thank Podcasthon for inviting us to participate in this year's fundraising event and Ronald McDonald House for...

Does writing a list get you excited? You've got nothing on Sarah! Learn in this episode how writing a list on good old fashioned pen and paper may help keep your brain healthy and you independent. Then keep listening to learn the conspiracy on why cursive stopped being taught in schools, compare your college stories with Sarah's, and be entertained by a little 20/20 investigator interrogation reca...

We hear the Epstein Files are so much worse than we ever imagined but you'd never guess what's in them or the latest conspiracy on Jeffrey Epstein. The government is pushing alien disclosure and changes in VA ratings...to distract from those files? The Middle East is starting, or continuing, war yet again. And did YOU know the Olympics are going on?!?! Become just as confused as us on this week's...

Americans have finally come together to agree on ONE thing: We hate Ring cameras spying on us. But why can those cameras find lost dogs but not Bigfoot or aliens? And just how far off grid do you have to go to avoid life on camera...? Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3P...

Sarah fell asleep and almost missed this episode but we pulled it together with this random conversation about kids, junk drawers, long marriages, the differences in men and women, and self defense. There promises to be something for everyone! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8T...

WHY was there no way to watch the Super Bowl free this year?!?! (Apology to ABC Sports, you host NEXT year...but still do better!) Speaking of sports, Sarah reminisces high school track, Matt fumes about commercial martial art schools, and we discuss how much yoga reminds us of the Kama Sutra. After you get hot and sweaty from the sport/nonsport of your choice, wash yourself off with some...condom...

Humans love social media, so why wouldn't AI agents? Turns out, they do! This week Moltbook became a place for AI agents to socialize, create new languages, start their own religions, and create plans to, in the words of Bender, "kill all humans". Also join us in some banter about farts and teens, because we need something purely human in our lives. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopini...

Join us Snowmageddon 2026 as we Cook Like Its COVID, give free marketing to the Facebook ads that are driving Sarah crazy (Halo Hair, Dr Squatch, My Boom Boom Booty), and discuss the posts that suggest Facebook thinks Matt is a (animal) murderer. Also dive into Crunchy Mommies and discover if YOU are Crunchy, Scrunchy, or Silky. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.c...