Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

How to handle the big V Day if you are in a brand new relationship. Plus, is Sandy wrong for thinking babies are not cute? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the way to break up... with a friend? We have some "therapist approved" messages you can send them, but wow some of these are savage. Plus, the new hot criminal? The internet seems passionate, but also divided? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy has gone through a big relationship, and a big break up recently... the guy didn't know it though. Plus, all those big words Marcus has been using for year are making him sound really pretentious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10 minutes and you too can be a zaddy. Plus, Marcus gets roasted by Los Angeles, and too big for Space X? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is about to strip down again. Plus, a teenager bests Elon Musk, and Sandy tells the dudes what not to get their lady for Valentine's Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus gets roped into a lacy bet, and Sandy feels the pain of a woman with black nail polish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is freaked out about this upcoming ski trip. He says he was decent at skiing... the one time he went 20 years ago! Plus, Sandy's got tips on what you should be spending extra money on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus felt the need to call someone out in public yesterday who was being rude... and of course it went sideways. Plus, through all the headaches and exhaustion, the people on the show with kids are reminded that their children do actually love them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman goes viral for a hilarious reason after trying to find her dream man. Plus, didn't we leave awkward Zoom happy hours back in 2020? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do airlines passengers do that drives Sandy NUTS!? Plus, your most savage shortest trip ever stories, and Marcus is still figuring out what to do about his January fail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus chilled and got a haircut over the three day weekend, Sandy went to Hawaii!? Showoff! Plus, Marcus claims that he "accidently" broke his Dry January pledge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Making friends as an adult is hard! Now science is validating what Marcus has thought for a long time. Plus, Sandy made a bone headed, dangerous mistake last night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus feel vindicated after science answers the question of whether sleeping your clothes is gross or not. Plus, how to deal with your friend that never has money, and the time we actually spend staring at our phones is even worse than we thought. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is not having a great dry January. He should probably just quit. Plus, Sandy returns to the gym and it sucked, and how you use your phone reveals a ton about your age. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Winning the lottery can be stressful! Just think about all those cousins you never knew you had and all the family vacations for other people you need to pay for now. Plus, making pancakes is hard OK?!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is 5 days into Dry January and he already has a major problem. Plus, Sandy expecting? ...and Mom gets a billboard for her single daughter for a very sweet reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feeling down in the dumps cause Christmas is over? We've got the pro tips to get over the blues! Sort of. Plus, Sandy loves dining alone but her one relaxing night alone was ruined by another solo diner recently. Also, is it possible to be friends with someone who doesn't ever text? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy left California and discovered winter! The problem was, she almost didn't make it back alive. Plus, Marcus stops drinking, and no one can stay up late enough for New Year's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy needs her parents Christmas gift to arrive in the mail tomorrow, and she's willing to do illegal things to get it! Plus, how to survive your in-laws this holiday season. Spoiler: Don't take Marcus' advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this five year old a genius, or nah? Plus, the Bay Area just can not deal with the cold. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' daughter is all about the Christmas presents this year. She's keeping track and she means business. Plus, how many of us have really given up on our diet for the holidays? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martha Stewart has some pro tips for holiday party success... gee she's just like us! Pfft. Also, Sandy wastes money on a terrible Cameo video... or did she? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most embarrassing way you've embarrassed yourself? We've got stories about water bottle and wine bottles doing serious damage. Plus, the thing people hate the most about the holiday season, and Marcus gets trapped into being a college professor for 7 year olds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many gifts are too many gifts...for a 2 year old? Plus, Marcus' father tries CBD gummies for the first time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents: Your kids know where you are hiding all the Christmas presents. Plus, how to get out of that terrible conversation with a stranger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.