Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at reviews for possible apartment buildings she wants to move to, and Only Fans model makes so much money her parents moved in with her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't test him, and all the parents out there are really missing things from their life before kids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange. Plus, I didn't drink, I'm not spending 100 bucks on this meal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a bomb wedding on the cheap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and Sandy falls in love with the hot cop of Tucson. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old school dating rule/litmus test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social media pet is really making, and the shocking lengths we go to not to buy gas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupted when Days of our Lives is on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower than Marcus? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you successfully bring a new person into the friend group? Is it even worth it to upset the delicate balance of the group? Plus, Spring Break... parents, are you dreading it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Video games in the delivery room... red flag? Plus, April Fool's stupidity, and this Grandma says you better get drunk at her funeral but do NOT let Bertha attend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are drivers even bigger jerks now? Possibly, but maybe they have always been jerks. Plus, Marcus' Dad casually cussing, and Sandy bring back compassion to the work place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus and Sandy are planning their cosplay wedding. You really want that in your wedding album forever? Plus, the terrible lies men tell, and throuples are an official thing now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airports are kinda magical...but would you want to live there for 14 years just so you could drink and smoke? Plus, Sandy reviews all her worst online purchases. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Smith, or Sandy attending UFO Con... which is the bigger story??? Plus, how cursing loudly can help ease the pain, literally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus loves messing with the scammers and he has finally found his people. Plus, how to live with a messy person when you are an absolute clean freak, and possibly the craziest and cutest story of a woman falling in love because of a cat fish scheme. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is super scared of spiders, but snakes are OK? Plus, guy says work is "unnatural", so he ain't doing it. Travels world on a bike instead. I hate this guy but also want to be him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is Sandy's neighbor always, always in his car?? It's unsettling. Plus, girl scout cookie business savage, and who has the worst traffic in the Bay? OK, now which freeway has the most aggressive drivers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's what not to do after a night of drinking. Wait, I do all of these. Plus, could no-habitation help your relationship? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sandy totally forgot, and Marcus will be eating an Irish breakfast in a few hours which honestly just sounds like, a lot. Plus, a Tik Tok is all good with 13 year old's cursing, and this might be the most annoying mispronounced word. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great $4K bottle of stolen alcohol has been recovered in San Jose! Plus, Sandy's absolutely terrible Saturday, and everyone is ready for permanent daylight savings time except Jason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could you live on a cruise ship for 20 years? With that food? Plus, do women really do more housework than men? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.