Man’s Not What?

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; Aliens being real and how they’re coming for Jon’s bum, why we’re wearing a skin suit to Hyde Park and how to fake working from home! Get in touch: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about: Who’s getting through 10,000 condoms in three days The Chuckle Brothers rescuing a broken cock And how to get revenge on your twat boss Get in touch: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; penis injections, what not to put up your bum and why Millennials are smarter than Gen Z 🤪 Get in touch: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s not what we talk about; why Jon’s sighing into his banking app, why dirty Magaluf door handles are the new flu jab, why a plastic bag is the safest place to keep £2000 in cash and how one fart can result in you being carried away in a coffin! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagr...

This week on Man’s not what we talk about; what Jon’s Mum and Victoria Beckham have in common, why Holly’s hiding from HMRC, bowel based soul cleansing and how stalking your enemies in a camper van can only be a good thing! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is av...

This week on Man's Not What we’re looking at the Loch Ness monster’s feet, having more conspiracy chat - this time about the moon, finding out what a 69 year old has done 950 times and we discover why Jon’s now using tampons. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What...

This week on Man’s Not What – Holly's finding out why Jon’s sending 😂😂😂 on voice notes, Holly’s visiting a rage room in Derby, why Ian Beale is our type on paper, and why Jon and Holly are becoming pirates in 2026… 🏴‍☠️ If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What i...

This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon discuss Holly’s clumsiness theme tune, a savage little parrot, moist hands, paying for the last roast potato, and why Jon hates Greggs now, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy! 🎅 If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram...

This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon have created their own petty courtroom, debated Star Wars dildos, questioned Jon’s inexplicable beef with Basil of Baker Street, and explored the best way to put in your coffee order, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy!🎄☕️ If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩...

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: Pottified Crapped (their spin on Spotify Wrapped), bloody bags!, why Die Hard is 100% a Christmas film, and exactly how you’d go about sabotaging Scotland’s winter. 🎄💥 If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not Wha...

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: Holly’s porridge budget crisis, the world’s most disgusting hangover cures, the milkshake tax, Jon casually revealing serial-killer vibes and a lime-related warning for virgins everywhere! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansno...

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: why Hitler’s back (and apparently packing a micro penis), how Jon has single-handedly set women back 50 years, the mysterious tiny bag containing a dog poo shaped stone and what a fiver would’ve got you in Victorian London! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatp...

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon are talking about; the ultimate Dad shoes, how to pull a 79-year-old, why a fart is your best defence against snogging on the tube and find out who wins in a fight: Jon OR one million flies and a single mouse. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @man...

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about Jeremy Corbyn in panto, BOG-ing-OF in your trousers, and inspired by Lily Allen’s new album West End Girl, they play Lily or Silly. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and ever...

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon talk about the end of MTV, their tips for pulling off a hilarious heist, whether or not now is the time to start weaponising your bum and find out why they are liquifying their local police force. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’...

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about the return of The Inbetweeners, cool and interesting jobs, faking blindness for 50 years and find out why Jon’s choking down a Toblerone! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and ever...

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about digital IDs and Keir Starmer’s speech, why a man got fined for being a ghost, the UK being voted the most miserable place in the world, AI actors, Jon’s white shit and Holly’s dodgy colon… and, of course, that’s real Britain! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gm...

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about their chances of becoming MI6 spies, Mark Zuckerberg’s new glasses, the secret to making the perfect cup of tea, and the time Jon nearly shat himself on the Elizabeth line. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is...

This week on Man's Not What; What Holly does when she's really bored, what Jon's really doing when the emergency alert goes off and where Holly & Jon will live when they inevitably become squatters. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spoti...

This week on Man's Not What; The Rock loses his muscles, we talk about Holly is getting fired for her antics at work, why a scammer is getting an Oscar and how Britain is covered in dog sh*t. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and ever...

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Will Smith's AI crowds, a potential plague in the US, Taylor Swift's engagement and why Jon wants pigeons to fight to the death at his new tourist attraction. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify...

This week Holly and Jon are talking about how they did in their GCSEs, their most cringeworthy moments, nonsense phrases and sexy Vicars. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate...

This week Holly and Jon are talking about what they'd do with their EuroMillions winnings, where Aliens want to visit in the UK, the worst films they've ever seen and what they think of when they hear the word 'Jordan'. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is availa...

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Ibiza's final boss, favourite ads of all time, guilty pleasures and the worst thing someone could throw at you whilst at work! If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com 📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get you...

This week Holly and Jon are talking about childhood spin offs, later-in-life discoveries and the weirdest things they've ever bought. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense: 📩 Email : mansnotwhatpod@gmail.com📸 Instagram : @mansnotwhat Man’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and...