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In this Christmas in July special, Kelsey prepared a homemade version of a giant five layered Christmas Tree themed cake, a Christmas Tree Cake Cake, a cake inception, a big Deborah if you will. Matt is delighted and dumbfounded by his misremembrance of the tree cakes of Christmas past. Then, Matt covers the legends surrounding disappearances and strange happenings around what folks call the Lake...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try KitKats in this episode, and they're pink lemonade flavored. Matt thinks he won't be stoked about that flavor, nor does he think he'd be stoked to try anymore ramen, but he did add a zhuzh to the episode. Then, Kelsey provides an update on the sleepover story in Oregon that we covered previously, in which the father of one of the girls allegedly tried drugging...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try baked goods from McCabe Confections, a baker from Clarksburg, WV. You can find them at Facebook.com/McCabeConfections/ for more information on what they have and how to order. Here's what we tried: Vanilla cake, Spider-man themed sugar cookies and chocolate cake pops In this episode, Kelsey talks about Miguel Cortés, also known as the "Mexican Dahmer" but we tr...

In this episode, the Creeps try a naturally flavored Spicy Jalapeno cotton candy from Chocolate Storybook, ours was found to be available at our local Five Below. Then Kelsey excitedly tells the silly story of a duck huddled alongside soldiers during wwii on war torn islands in the pacific. A soldier brought this duck along after winning him in New Zealand, named him after a fellow soldier, and ma...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try food from Jojo's Hibachi, a very interesting food truck that serves fresh eats to Grafton, WV and the surrounding area. They specialize in Asian grilled steak, chicken, and shrimp over fried rice or noodles. You can find where they'll be next on their Facebook www. Facebook.com/people/JoJos-Hibachi-Grill . In this episode, we recorded in front of a live audienc...

In this episode, Matt is "not jazzed" to try the new Breakfast themed Cup Noodles from Nissin. One is "Breakfast" with maple syrup, pancakes, sausage, and egg. The other is everything bagel seasoning and a cream cheese sauce. Try them if you dare. Britt the Editor finished the Maple one... Then, Kelsey covers a few cats who have gained notoriety for their sizable figures and su...

In this episode, the Creeps have a taste test of Uncle Frankie's salsa. They try their locally made roasted pineapple salsa against the salsa of a big box chain. You can find Uncle Frankie's at the Bridgeport Farmers Market, or by visiting Unclefrankiessauce.com Then for this special, the Creeps interview Stefania Ianno, founder of Breaking Stalking, an organization that combats stalking by raisin...

In this episode, the Creeps try something special because it was picked out by Kelsey's daughter, but something abominable because this thing was *spoiler alert* gross - gross in a way that only a sour candy flavored pickle could be. They tried Warheads Extreme Sour Dill Pickles. For those keeping score at home, I believe we're now 3 for 3 on awful pickle themed picks. Your favorite editor...

In this episode, the Creeps eat too many donuts and it's maybe Kelsey's fault. Today's crazy assortment of donuts, a smiley cookie, and a very good brownie comes from Gus's Goodies, located at 3972 Main St, Weirton, WV. Open 8-Noon on Monday, and 6:30 AM-5:00 PM Tuesday-Saturday. Then, Matt tells a tale about the cast and crew of the 1997 classic film, Titanic. A tale that involves...

In this episode, the Creeps get spicy, trying entire slices of the new Pizza Hut Hot Honey Pepperoni pizza, a pan style pizza with different types of pepperoni, drizzled in hot honey. Then, Matt covers the recent frankly disturbing trend of using ai to recreate the voices of crime victims to make videos about them on Youtube. He also covers Youtube's new policy changes in an attempt to stop th...

In this episode, the Creeps try more delicious items from Rendezbrews, a coffee shop located at 76 W Main St, Grafton, WV. Open Mon-Fri 6:30 AM-5:00 PM, Sat 8:00 AM-12:30 PM. Here's what we ordered: French toast muffin, triple chocolate muffin, apple cinnamon muffin. This time, Matt covers the recent shocking tale of a kids event gone awry, a Willy Wonka immersive experience so odd that it wen...

In this episode the Creeps try some recipes to replace kelloggs products in the pantry, if you'd prefer not to buy them anymore. Specifically, they try recipes similar to flakes that are frosty, crisped rice, and treats you would make with that crisped rice. The hosts explain. Then, Matt tells the story of a man in Summersville, WV that, falling on hard times and desperation, walked into a loc...

In this episode, the Creeps try food from La Tapatia Super Mercado, located at 415 Baltimore Ave, Clarksburg, WV. Open daily, 11:00 AM-10:00 PM. Here's what we ordered: Beef Birria taco with broth, shrimp ceviche, arroz con pollo, chicken Burrito Special, Especial Daniel (steak, chorizo, and chicken fajita, with rice, beans, avocado) We also talk about Michael's cilantro problem, monster m...

In this episode, the Creeps try Native chocolate that Matt purchased on his recent trip to the Smithsonian National Museum of the American Indian. It's a fine dark chocolate from the Bedré Chocolate Company of Oklahoma, owned by the Chickasaw Nation. You can find their chocolate by visiting bedrechocolates.com For this short, Kelsey covers the story of an Oregon man who allegedly drugged three...

In this episode, the hosts try mountain roasters coffee. You can find their coffee all over the state, in West Virginia State Parks, or by visiting Mountainroaster.com. Kelsey paired the coffee, including a cold brew with salted sweet cream foam, with a homemade caramel gochujang cookie. In honor of Child Abuse Prevention Month, all of April we will be highlighting stories that feature that theme....

In this episode, the Creeps try Trader Joes Chocolate Wafers, in two varieties, one of which is peanut butter filled. Then, for our continuation of coverage for Child Abuse Awareness in the month of April, Matt updates the previously covered story of Lacey Fletcher, whose parents were sentenced for their part in her death. They also talk about old peanut butter cups, processing grief, and anger at...

Update & Disclaimer: 9/15/24 We are aware of the disturbing allegations made concerning Olive. Please bear in mind that this episode and its contents were recorded well before the allegations were made and known. We are monitoring the situation and will act appropriately once more information is made available. Previous description of episode, social media and cashapp links removed: “In honor of C...

In this special April Fools episode, Kelsey and Matt are super excited and super tired. The Creeps tell two hair raising stories of brazen true crime. They also try an odd TikTok trend of unknown florp, against their will, thanks to Michael.

In this episode, the Creeps try the new Spiced Coca-Cola flavor. Then, Kelsey tells the recent story of a (now former) Dairy Queen manager in Kentucky, who allegedly told employees to consume ice cream that had been contaminated with cleaning solution. There's a lot of swearing in this one. They also talk about Arby's vs Rax, candle wax, the lengths Matt will go to for cherry dipped cones,...

This week, we try Blue Moose Coffee Shop, located at 248 Walnut St. Morgantown, WV. Open Sun-Tue 7:00AM-3:00PM, Wed 7:00AM-9:00PM, Thur-Sat 7:00AM-8:00PM. Here's what we tried: lavender matcha muffin, cheddar and scallion scone In this episode, Kelsey delves deep into Part Two of her story on Tom Green (the infamous polygamist NOT the actor) who found himself in serious legal trouble after mak...

This week, we're diving into an entire bag of Mister Bee's chips, in a Tudor's Biscuit World themed sausage biscuits and gravy flavor. This variety was made so that a portion of sales benefits the local West Virginia Make-a-Wish foundation. The Creeps also tried AriZona Extra Sweet Tropsicle Juice Cocktail to wash down those amazing chips. Kelsey and Matt try to figure out how Mister B...

This week, we try baked pastries from Durar Coffee, located at 300 High St. Morgantown, WV. Open Sun-Wed 7:00AM-10:00PM, Thur-Sat 7:00AM-Midnight. Here's what we tried: Apple turnover, cherry Danish, pistachio cup In this episode, Kelsey delves deep into Part One of her story on Tom Green (the infamous polygamist NOT the actor) who found himself in serious legal trouble after making gross incr...

This week, the Creeps try Hanami Prawn flavored crackers, and then they get sad. Kelsey gives us a brief story about cartels who had taken over a news station in Ecuador, as well as the rising crime in the region. They also talk about golden girls, late night snacks, freedom of press/speech/media, and accidental bad chicken.

This week, we try Christmas 365 variety of tea from Rendezbrews, a coffee shop located at 76 W Main St, Grafton, WV. Open Mon-Fri 6:30 AM-5:00 PM, Sat 8:00 AM-12:30 PM. They also share a tasting of homemade Angel Food cake made by Kelsey. Then, Matt covers the story of actor Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, who was arrested in the late 20s for the alleged murder of Virginia Rappe. This story is...

This week, we try a fishy sort of snack mix, possibly coated in furikake, from Kasugai Snacks. The Creeps are pretty impressed by little balls. Then, Kelsey goes for a very serious and oddly funny story. A 30 year old man in Nevada, who was already being charged with battery, became irritated and attempted to attack his judge, by leaping over the very tall judge's bench. They also talk about s...