Magic Isn't Real

Who beat the party to the home of our P.C.S., and what do they want? Secrets are unveiled and everyone handles their feelings like mature adults. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! And MERCH STORE !!! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a St. Patrick's Day Crossover Special with Dungeons & Drimbus?!!?!  College students JT, Adnama, Laayk, and Robert take a trip to SoCal for Spring Break in search of drinks and cryptids! Will they keep their wits about them long enough to find the elusive Leprechaun? This is PART TWO of our St. Patrick's Day Special. Check out PART ONE on the Dungeons & Dri...

Ted casts magic on non-magic Earth, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences. Parker, Brandon, and Ted welcome a new member to the party. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! And MERCH STORE !!! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Mentions of Drug Use Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted V...

The mine is cleared but so are the last two days worth of Ted's memory. Brandon and Parker fill in the gaps, and the group decides what to do next. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! And MERCH STORE !!! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Sad Boi Hours Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Te...

After finding the most emo journal of all time, Brandon, Ted, Parker, and Himblebee finish clearing the Cursed Cavity and learn what exactly turned the miners against eachother… Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! And MERCH STORE !!! Content Warnings: *Spoilers for Shameless S7*, Language, Innuendo, Violence, Body Horror Noises, Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Mas...

After the club's successful debut as very real acolytes of Dohlvir, our heroes (?) set out to clear an old mine of whatever monster lurks within that's made it so bad for business. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! And MERCH STORE !!! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Underage Drinking, Body Horror Noises , Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Ch...

Oops! We dropped our Patreon content on the main feed! Kayla runs a spooky spooky two-shot that turns into only chaos when Dustin, Christian, and Jonah play elderly members of their city's HOA (Haunt and Occult Advisory) instructed to keep watch over an old house. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: *fake* Child Death, Language, Innuendo, Violence...

It’s a new day. Parker puts the power in her own hands, Brandon gets an offer he can’t refuse, and Ted creates his greatest illusion yet. Oh, and they discuss THAT shocking new development. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, BDSM?, Vomiting Noises, Violence, Spoilers for Shameless Season 7 Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Mast...

Tensions between the group are at an all time high... sounds like it's time for our first arc finale! Brandon isn't handling being dead very well so he does the most emotionally mature thing he can: challenge Ted to a fight to the death. As the boys finally face off, Parker has to make a choice. However, fate might have bigger plans for our trio. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Inst...

Want something a bit more frightening this spooky season? Prepare for HEMOPHOBIA : a bloody, gut wrenching, horror anthology podcast by C. S. W.. On October 29th, Season One: CAMP HAVENSIDE , will chill you to the bone. (Plus, if you're not already sick of hearing Kayla Temshiv and Dustin Parsons talk, they're in it too) Content Warnings: Religious Trauma, Mature Themes, Body Horror, LOTS of Blood...

Post social nightmare, our not-yet-heroes are sent on an easy in-and-out mission, barely an inconvenience. Parker embraces her inner horse girl, Ted makes a plan to solve his problems once and for all, and Brandon gets some bad news. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Death of a Child, Body Horror Cast: Dustin Parsons is the G...

Ramsey Skinner's back and he wants his money! Can - or should - Brandon, Ted and Parker use their magic to stop him? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Underage Drinking, Violence, Seriously Inappropriate use of an EpiPen Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Var...

The cast of Magic Isn't Real talks about their favorite moments in the previous episode, character voices, bromances, anime, and high school! If you enjoy these post episode chats, you can listen to the whole series on the Magic Isn't Real Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After knocking out Reece and making it back to the shack, don’t these kids need a rest? OR NOT! GUESS WHO IS GOING TO THEIR FIRST HIGH SCHOOL PARTY?!? Not Brandon. He’s been to like… a lot. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Underage Drinking, Drug Use Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodr...

We’re back in Rhode Island! Ted defends his mom while Brandon and Parker finally get a chance to bond. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Drug use Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This episode was edited by D...

The trio pops into The Brunchy Eggsplorer, but will they order a tasty meal... or vengeance? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Violence Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This episode was edited by Dustin...

After their theatrical detour, Brandon, Ted, and Parker finally make it to Fernfeather but… it’s a little out of reach. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Violence Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This ep...

We see a WHOLE new side of Ted, Parker tries her hand (paw?) at being a magician, and Brandon puts the murder in Murder Pit. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Suicide, Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley Th...

Our not-quite-heroes deal with the fact they now have a kill count. The logical next step? Find an army. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This episode was edited by Dustin Pars...

Brandon, Ted and Parker go shopping and lie to their parents before they make their way back to Finnidale. I’m sure nothing’s changed there… right? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker He...

The trio really commits to the whole crime thing, but will they finally beat up that cape kid? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Mention of Child Death, Abuse of Alcohol, Unpleasant Sounds Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Pa...

Brandon, Ted, and Parker get an after school snack to celebrate a successful day of... fundraising? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons an...

Twister, Tornado, and Brandon do everything they can to finish the mission. Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: BODY HORROR, VOMITING SOUNDS, Death, Language, Sexual Innuendo Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv is Parker Henley This episode was edited by Dust...

It's time for tryouts! Plus, the Horizon High DnD Club gets a new homework assignment: save some guy named Rhyz? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Drinking, we say the word "Suicide" but only as the name of a football drill Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer...

The Horizon High DnD Club gets more than they bargained for from their first session. Also... Magic is real? Check out our website ! And Patreon ! Tiktok ! Instagram ! Twitter ! Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Possible Child Death, Constricted Breathing Sounds Cast: Dustin Parsons is the Game Master Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman Kayla Temshiv...