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Emem ethers Ikechi, Karla tries out for the Harlem Globetrotters, Thomas and Camille plan a sex date after decision day, David turns his life into a rom-com, and Madison has some nerve. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Juan and Karla hold a campfire singalong, Thomas and Camille talk babies in the hot tub, Michelle gets hired by the CIA, David and Camille are horrible actors, and Emem swoops in to save Allen from himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David invents a woman named Tiffany, Michelle creeps in the house like a cat burglar, Juan pretends to care about tarot, Thomas can't read Camille, and Ikechi falls flat on his face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ikechi goes missing, David's lie collapses, Allen puts his foot in his mouth, Camille and Thomas make a porno, and Karla and Juan have a very awkward threesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Kim is out of town so Tayne from the Altar Call podcast is guest hosting! Allen and Madison play dueling traumas, infant Juan escapes a kidnapping, Ikechi has some nerve, Camille and Thomas' birth mother do tequila shots, and David is The World's Worst Liar™ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allen gets fed up, Karla and Juan have a series of business meetings, Camille and Thomas remain cute, David gets a makeover, and Emem is a glutton for punishment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thomas pulls all of his muscles, Allen and Madison host their own live reaction show, Michelle lies about trying, Juan's job is an enigma, and Ikechi's got some damn nerve. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luann is in her love bubble, Ramona's eyes have never been bigger, Tinsley is barely there, Dorinda makes it nice, Carole is a pioneer woman, and Bethenny MENTIONS IT ALL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We didn't want to leave you hanging with no episode this week, so we hopped into the time machine and went back to season 3 of New Jersey. Teresa deals with a useless husband on Christmas morning, Kathy gets the sweetest gift in the history of humanity, Jackie regrets raising a terrible daughter, Caroline wears her pajamas for Christmas Eve dinner, and Melissa pairs a Rolex with Steve Madden heels...

David gets his brows done, Juan goes on a 30-mile bike ride to get away from Karla, Thomas and Camille knock boots, Madison pretends to be turned on by Allen, and Ikechi continues to be The Worst™ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ikechi gets a verbal atomic wedgie from Rafiu, Madison pretends to like Allen, Gabrielle leads a college-level Black Studies course for Thomas and Camille, David considers resorting to smoke signals in order to communicate with Michelle, and Juan hears the words, "love language" for the very first time in his entire life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karla is unhoused, David's apartment isn't an apartment, Loofy makes his debut, Ikechi's bass playing is unfortunate, and Thomas doesn't have a Move™. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karla can hover above water, Thomas found out he was adopted via sitcom pilot episode plot, Madison sits on the bed in wet gym clothes, Ikechi fails to make himself cry, and David hunts for the Blair Witch. Subscribe, rate, review, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @MAFSVirgin, and join our Facebook group, the MAFS Virgin Fan Club! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Madison's dad wants to make sure Allen isn't riddled with venereal diseases, Ikechi's friends break the shocking news that Ikechi is an author, Thomas' eyes bug out of his head and he yells, "Awooga," Juan's dad ruins brunch, and Madison is in day two of a slow-moving anxiety attack. Insta/Threads @MAFSVirgin Facebook: MAFS Virgin Fan Club Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Since there was no MAFS this week, we took the opportunity to talk about some of our favorite reality shows past and present, and discuss some gems from the early 00s that people may not remember. Please subscribe, rate, and comment and we'll talk MAFS next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We add a new chapter to the saga of Karla's dad, watch Ikechi get grilled like chicken breast, remember other notable bathroom freakouts in reality TV history, and hang a "do not disturb" sign on an elevator. Please leave us a comment! It would truly make our day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get more weddings y'all! Madison is in love with Allen in the Surprise of the Century™️, Emem and Ikechi say it all when they say nothing at all, Beans takes over the podcast, and Camille and Thomas' cameo prompts a trip down memory lane through the bars of the University of Illinois. Please subscribe, rate, and comment! tell us what you think of the pod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Kicking off a whole new season of Married at First Sight and introducing our MAFS Virgin Kim to this wonderful world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices