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Zach gets a new nickname, Brandon gets humped, Katie gets drunk at lunch, Austin gets confused in the kitchen, and Michael gets his ring back on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Austin is a brokie, Michael hates cabinets, Brandon is a brat, Derek stays strapped, and Mallory is ready to beat Zach to death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mindy is fed up, Meka is unmoved, Derek's bucket list is endless, Jessica and Austin dine in, and Brandon is a whiny bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica and Austin are quiet for an hour, Michael plays dumb, Katie is horny, Zach is confusing, and Brandon is a brat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica and Austin are delirious, Brandon is bizarre, Katie is horny, Zach is disgusted, and Michael is a liar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael is stiff, Jessica is energized, Zach knows exactly what he's doing, Mindy can't calm down, and Drunk Kaitlyn™ puts Derek on the spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love Island, Mayor of Mayhem, Next Gen NYC, Surviving Ohio State, The Valley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor has The World's Longest Veil™, Katie can fit in a snack bag, Jessica and Austin are a pair of corny dorks, and Meka and Michael make an incredibly brief cameo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you MEAN he was using a commercial ceramics kiln?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're kicking off a new old season of MAFS in Washington, DC. Katie is a teenager, Meka is way more responsible than your average 25-year-old, Jessica is a catch and nobody knows why, Zach is allergic to shirts, and Taylor has a billion jobs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I volunteer to appear as a character witness against Jax Taylor in whatever trial he winds up in down the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shante makes bad decisions, Tyler is fully delusional, Lino and Alexa are boring as hell, and Grant has lost touch with reality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grant is a sadsack, Shante is a doormat, Lino's best friend is a stranger, and Tayler has realistic expectations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion gets dumped, Alexa and Lino are still boring, Tyler likes the taste of mud, and Ashley and Danny understand what to do on a pottery date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shante is deep in denial, Tayler lives by an arbitrary set of rules, Alexa and Lino are back on the show, and Grant talks a big game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is delusional, Ashley finally makes out with Danny, Tayler is unmoved by Case's return, and Alexa and Lino have vanished. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is gross, Ashley is fed up, Tayler needs therapy, and Alexa and Lino are basically extras. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brion is gross, Lino is clueless, Grant doesn't understand what night vision is, and we're all very frustrated on Kay's behalf. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grant has no game, Brion remains disgusting, Lino has an outsized sense of self, and Tayler can't dress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Courtney licks all the skin off of Brion's neck, Grant doesn't know how a toilet seat works, Alexa receives a sad lapdance, and Tayler wears the blanket from Roseanne. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tayler and Tyler will be unreasonably confusing, Lino is a Looney Tunes character, Shante is going to be emotionally devastated, Grant's backstory is befuddling, and Mark Wahlberg's veneers are wearing veneers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Brian is recovering from back surgery, Kim sits down with the one and only Queen Karla to talk about the "Where are they Now" episode and talk about some behind-the-scenes details from this season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David and Madison are dressed for prom in 2002, Ike has another absurd hat, Juan's bowtie is made of hickory, Allen is a saint, Michelle has had a complete glowup, and Thomas and Camille are in boring wedded bliss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Juan needs a friend, Karla smells a rat, David and Madison don't fool anyone, Emem has a broken picker, and Allen has been exploring his urges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karla remains the queen, Thomas brings a prop, Dave looks like 1993 Suge Knight, Madison looks like a clown, and Emem salts the earth where Ikechi once stood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices