Billy, Shane, and Thomas

Mach Jesus

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Billy, Shane, and Thomas

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Oct 30, 2023

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Everyone Here Sucks 30.10.2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ I rode my bicycle past your window last nightI roller skated to your door at daylightIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that we should get togetherAnd try them on to seeI've been lookin' around awhileYou've got something for meW...

Dwayne "The Pope" Johnson 19.10.2023

https://media.rss.com/machjesus/feed.xml https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Nurgle , also known as the " Plague Lord ," " Grandfather Nurgle ," the " Plague God ," the " Lord of Pestilence ," the " Fly Lord ," " Plaguefather ," and the " Lord of Decay " among many other honourifics, is the Chaos God of disease, decay, despair, destruction, death and rebirth. In particular, the emotion of d...

Cousin Massages (with Ronald) 22.05.2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Damnatio ad bestias ( Latin for "condemnation to beasts") was a form of Roman capital punishment where the condemned person was killed by wild animals, usually lions or other big cats and wild dogs like wolves . This form of execution, which first appeared during the Roman Republic around the 2nd century BC, had been part of a wider class of blood sports...

Jimmy Jolly Rancher (with Isaac and Ronald) 30.04.2023

Check out the link to watch videos of us getting electrocuted : https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ The curse of Cain and the mark of Cain are phrases that originated in the story of Cain and Abel in the Book of Genesis . In the stories, if someone harmed Cain , the damage would come back sevenfold. Some interpretations view this as a physical mark, whereas other interpretations see the "ma...

Women's Golf (with Isaac and Ronald) 24.04.2023

Come post some silly stuff on our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Several studies have shown that female athletes are more likely to tear their anterior cruciate ligaments (ACLs) than male athletes. [202] [203] [204] [205] According to William Levine, director of sports medicine at Columbia University and the head physician for its varsity teams, female athletes are four or f...

Fetus Abduction (with Hannah and Isaac) 19.04.2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Bobbie Jo Stinnett (December 4, 1981 – December 16, 2004) was an American 23-year-old pregnant woman who was murdered in Skidmore , Missouri in December 2004. The perpetrator, Chelsea Chanel Dudley , better known by her stage name Chanel West Coast , [3] strangled Stinnett to death and cut her fetus (eight months into gestation ) from her womb . West Coas...

Wojak Horseman (with Isaac and Stephen) 09.04.2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Common characteristics of identifying a member of the Juggalo subculture are as follows: Drinking and spraying the inexpensive soft drink Faygo [11] [12] Listening to horrorcore and other types of underground rap music Wearing face paint , generally those either like an evil clown or perhaps similar to corpse paint Wearing Hatchet Gear or Chapter 17 brand...

The Boogaloo Boys (with Isaac and Stephen) 01.04.2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ insane. good god. holy moley. jeepers creepers. gadzooks. jiminy christmas. cripes. good golly miss molly. goodness gracious great balls of fire. holy smokes. holy mackerel. zoinks. zounds. man alive. eureka. bazinga. brain blast. my kingdom for a horse. cowabunga. yabba dabba d

The Cold Streets of Nicaragua (with Jared) 19.03.2023

How to use Xanax See also Warning section. Read the Medication Guide provided by your pharmacist before you start taking alprazolam and each time you get a refill. If you have any questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist. Take this medication by mouth as directed by your doctor. Dosage is based on your medical condition, age, and response to treatment. Your dose may be gradually increased until th...

The Eye of Soyron (with Isaac) 11.03.2023

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Corpo Slime 04.03.2023

Howdy there, Mr. Lee. What's this? Filipino New Year's? No. Why you say that? 'Cause you're cooking a feast. I can smell it from the interstate. What is that? Barbecue? Yeah. But it not coming from here. What is that noise? What is your take on this, Jerry? The people will love it, Mr. President. Our conflict is whether we ambush the 6:00 news or hold out for prime time. Screw the press. This is a...

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore 26.02.2023

"Wow, you're even bigger than I thought!" Amy says softly." I'll go slow so I don't hurt you, okay?" Sonic asks, trying to reassure her that it would be okay, because now that he was hard, he needed to do this, badly. She nods in reply, spreading her legs wider, signaling for him to begin. Sonic then lowers himself over her and positions himself, causing Amy to jump a little when the head of his c...

Smells Like Teen Fracking (with Stephen) 20.02.2023

Check out Steve's art page https://www.instagram.com/longboi.gg/ The M26 is a fragmentation hand grenade developed by the United States military. It entered service around 1952 and was used in combat during the Korean War . Its distinct lemon shape led it to being nicknamed the "lemon grenade" (compare the Russian F1 grenade and American Mk 2 "pineapple" grenade, with similar nicknames). Fragmenta...

Scarlet Rot 14.02.2023

Угу, это мое дерьмо Все девушки так топают ногами Несколько раз я был на этом треке Так что это не просто так произойдет Потому что я не безбашенная девушка Я не девушка-холлабэк Несколько раз я был на этом треке Так что это не просто так произойдет Потому что я не безбашенная девушка Я не девушка-холлабэк О, о, это мое дерьмо, это мое дерьмо О, о, это мое дерьмо, это мое дерьмо О, о, это мое дерь...

Monsters of Cock (with Stephen) 06.02.2023

Nicki Minaj sitting here fantasizing bout layin you on your stomach and tune that big ole red ass up spittin and foldin the big red ass cheeks and long dicking that pussy till it's squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin got that dookie hole soakin wet soakin wet soakin wet you throwin it back and then grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin the dick and im mak...

Turdin' (with Ronald) 29.01.2023

Girl With Trout Video , also known as the Tassie Trout Lady , Using A Trout For Clout or 1 Girl 1 Trout , is an explicit viral video and piece of shock media involving a woman on a fishing boat with a trout inside her vagina. The video was purportedly filmed by an Australian couple in Tasmania and first surfaced in January 2023. It was also purportedly accompanied by a video showing the couple hav...

Deathmach (with Brannon) 23.01.2023

Check out Obelisk: https://www.instagram.com/___obelisk___/ DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK WE’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO ROCK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE WILLIAM MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE PICKL...

Minora Report (with Stephen) 14.01.2023

The labia minora are located under the labia majora, which extend downward from the mons pubis . The space between the two labia minora is known as the vestibule , which is mainly occupied by the vaginal opening, or the vaginal introitus . In individuals who have not yet had sexual intercourse, the introitus is typically covered by a membrane of connective tissue known as the hymen. This tissue is...

Straight Up Shards Bro 08.01.2023

Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) is a procedure, done under general anesthesia, in which small electric currents are passed through the brain, intentionally triggering a brief seizure. ECT seems to cause changes in brain chemistry that can quickly reverse symptoms of certain mental health conditions. ECT often works when other treatments are unsuccessful and when the full course of treatment is com...

Horse in Window (with Stephen) 03.01.2023

Ain't found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids, household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die Here they come to snuff the rooster, ah yeah Yeah, here come the rooster...

Margarita Pocket Pussy 28.12.2022

This is an open invitation to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroger: come catch these hands you punk. Meet me at the Fargher Lakehouse parking lot at seven pm. I'm there every day because I smoke black and milds with these guys I met there that aren't gay. Come feel the wrath of a true feral hog or succumb to the embrace of cowardice. Show up ready to throw down because I scrap like an absolute goblin....

Speaking of Adam Driver and Jousting 20.12.2022

Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph (born October 22, 1992), known professionally as 21 Savage , is a rapper based in Atlanta, Georgia , United States. Born in London , he moved to Atlanta with his mother at age seven. He became known after releasing two mixtapes in 2015, before attaining international attention with the release of the collaborative EP Savage Mode (2016) with Metro Boomin ; its singles " X...

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