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Octooper continues with the Alice Cooper (band) single Muscle Of Love! A coming (cumming?) of age story about a boy who is suddenly horny and desperately needs to jerk off in the bathroom. Why is an adult Alice Cooper talking about this? We're not entirely sure.

The guys continue on with Octooper and invite Joe back to reap what he has sown by talking about Alice Cooper's comeback hit Poison. There are hot takes abound including one which Marc thinks is an incredible reveal but was apparently obvious all along. Special Guest: Joe Lachut.

If you smell something foul in the air, don't fret... it's just the beginning of Octooper! Seth and Marc invite Joe in to talk about the Alice Cooper schlock rock cover of Feed My Frankenstein. With enough double entendres to make KISS blush, we get an openly horny Alice whose libido apparently deserves its own personage. Special Guest: Joe Lachut.

Seth and Marc get a good start with the 300s by inviting Crissy back to talk about another touchy tune... Fancy as covered by Reba McEntire. Is there something else Fancy or her mom could've done given the circumstances? Did Fancy do the right thing? Does anyone even care? Special Guest: Crissy DeNoto.

EPISODE 300! We did it. And to celebrate, we have some big news AND a great guest! We welcome Chris Brewer from SkilletBrew Productions to talk about Real World by Matchbox 20 which is an absolute dog's breakfast especially with regards to lyrics. Special Guest: Chris Brewer.

The guys invite Jamie and Kristin in to the Dick Castle to discuss the Ying Yang Twins banger Salt Shaker. There is no conspiracy theory here... no deeper meaning. Just some good, ol' fashioned stupid lyrics about treating women like objects. Special Guests: Jamie Carmichael and Kristin Herman.

Seth and Marc discuss the song that has become a sports anthem: Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis. But do these sportos know what the song they're chanting is about?

The Guys talk about the nearly universally-panned single T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever.) So awful that J-Lo has never mentioned it aside from posting the music video when it was first released, this song is about as bad as you can get without talking about endangering peoples' well-being and/or safety.

The guys talk about Surrender by Cheap Trick to find out what the hell is going on. Luckily, they find a pretty great message under a pretty great song.

The guys discuss the 60's Donovan hit Mellow Yellow. A 60's hit and instant classic has some strange roots and an even stranger admission that will follow the Coca-Cola company for a long time.

Seth and Marc bring in Skyler to discuss one of his favorite bands and one of his least favorite songs by them... Green Day's Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. We discuss if this was actually written by an angsty middle schooler and wonder whether or not he walks alone. Special Guest: Skyler Denison.

After an update on Marc's Nashville extravaganza, the guys get serious (more than usual) about the backstory of Pearl Jam's third single from Ten; Jeremy. There was a real Jeremy who suffered an unfortunate end... but does this song do him and his memory justice?

After years and years, Seth and Marc convince Jen and Amelia (Seth's wife and daughter respectively) to come into the studio to talk about the immensely popular Wannabe. Girl power anthem or jumbled mess? Or mixture of both? Special Guests: Amelia Ford and Jen Ford.

Seth and Marc invite Doug back into Dick Castle to talk about the Poison Flesh And Blood-era hit Unskinny Bop. Does it actually have depth? What's right? What's wrong? What's left? And what the hell is an "unskinny bop?" Special Guest: Doug Davison.

The guys talk about one of the biggest songs of the early Aughts; 3 Doors Down's Kryptonite. A truly puzzling song about how hard it is to be around someone when they're doing well? What?

The guys get together to discuss the 90's one hit wonder Got You (Where I Want You) from The Flys. I don't think anyone knows what they're trying to do or say here... including the band. Is it supposed to be funny? Poignant? Whatever it's trying to do, it isn't succeeding.

Seth and Marc discuss the creepy stalker song It'll Be Me as sung by noted freak Jerry Lee Lewis. If you're wondering if this song is tongue in cheek or not, knowing he married his 14-year-old relative doesn't help his case.

This week, the guys discuss one thing Canada doesn't do well at all.... reggae. Specifically, the song Rude by Magic! This song was everywhere and it was very bad. A whiny guy asking for his girlfriend's fathers blessing only to tell him to eat shit when he doesn't get it? Quit wasting our time.

The guys discuss 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon... One of the best songwriters of our generation reduced to a shitty rhyme scheme about cheating on his wife. Bummer.

Marc and Seth go back to the grunge days to talk about the strange lyrics to Spoonman by Seattle legends Soundgarden. Listen to us wax nostalgic about our youth and then talk about how fucking weird these lyrics are.

Wow. Seth and Marc listen to the single Hey Mister by Custom. Truly detestable, this song was banned from MTV after they labeled the song and video "pedophilic and offensive to women". I think that's all we need to say about that.

The guys celebrate Memorial Day with the best-selling female artist of all time and her song Like A Prayer. This song has it all.. double entendres, gospels choirs, and.... mentions of children?

Seth and Marc talk about the earworm Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai. A danceable tune that ends up being about a fear of a dystopian future where people live underground and people are changing the color of their babies. Wait, what?

Seth and Marc are forced to listen to Sexy Little Thing by "superband" Chickenfoot; some of your least favorite parts of mostly mediocre bands. Take a trip with them as they try to uncover what some of this means and face the parts that are, unfortunately, all too clear.

Seth and Marc discuss the manipulative tactics of Scotland's own Del Amitri and their incel-esque hit Roll To Me. We learned all kinds of interesting things like there is no one in the band named Del Amitri, they're Scottish, and they've been around much longer than we knew.