Love, Death, and Tacos

Happy Endings……and massages or some shit. 24.01.2026 57:38 ↓

On this episode we have special guests in studio Wendy and Jaime and we talk about happy endings!

Bird Shit and Jizz 13.12.2025 1:02:49 ↓

In the spirit of the holiday season we breakdown the song the 12 days of Christmas and what a cluster fuck it would be if you got all those gifts because there would be a lot of bird shit and jizz.

Alien Invasion?! 18.10.2025 50:26 ↓

Are we about to be invaded by Aliens? Are they coming for our asses? Is Fernando a demon? Is Carlos still the victim of face farts?

Culo-oscopy 01.02.2025 50:23 ↓

In this episode we go on a rant about pharmacists violating HIPPA laws and sharing your business, and our recent medical procedures and the funny shit that has happened because of them.

Olympics Recap and working title for “Weiner Talk”. 16.08.2024 58:30 ↓

This episode we recap Olympic losers that are actually winners and THIS time we call Women and ask them what sound their men make when they orgasm.

Stupid Olympics featuring Weiner Talk 02.08.2024 1:00:54 ↓

In this episode we discuss some of the dumbest Olympic sporting events (in our opinion). And also, the return of Weiner Talk where we talk to some of our friends on the phone.

Broken Penis?! 19.04.2024 58:25 ↓

In this episode we talk about the rare occasions when you hurt your manhood.

Post-Nut Clarity 11.01.2024 1:08:24 ↓

In this episode we make discoveries about our intimate personal lives regarding.......nut. And we call our friends and get them involved in the shinanigans.

Turds in the Ocean 21.10.2023 54:08 ↓

Season 2 Premiere! We're Back! The strikes are over!

Episode 30 Cat Food and Ass...Featuring The Duke. 09.04.2023 58:36 ↓

In this episode we cover sexual harassment, more toilet talk, Fernando's shitty day, a plunger fun fact (The More You Know!), penis nicknames, and Cat Food and Ass.

Episode 29 So that happened….AGAIN! 15.01.2023 1:01:54 ↓

In this episode… sparkling ass crack, satanism, Disneyland, bidets, and other shit.

Episode 28 Well......that happened. 13.11.2022 59:08 ↓

In this episode we go on a rant about thanksgiving, childhood beliefs, machismo, purchasing feminine hygiene products, and so much more.

Episode 27 The lies men and women tell each other in relationships 03.10.2022 57:26 ↓

In this episode we discuss the most common lies that men and women tell each other while either dating or married.

Episode 26 Funny Reasons People Went to the ER 11.08.2022 46:59 ↓

In this episode we discuss funny and ridiculous reasons people went to the ER.

Episode 25 They say "The Customer is Always Right", but actually customers are STUPID! 14.07.2022 1:19:39 ↓

Some quick stories about stupid customers from those that work in retail and in the food industry.

Episode 24 Mexican Stereotypes That Are Actually True. 28.06.2022 48:49 ↓

In this episode we discuss some popular Mexican stereotypes that turns out are actually true.  

Episode 23 Worst First Dates 26.05.2022 1:02:54 ↓

In this episode, we discuss what could possibly be the worst dates....ever.

Episode 22 Smart People Doing Stupid Things 17.04.2022 53:02 ↓

In this episode, we are in Vegas!!! We talk about the road trip to Vegas, the shitty hotel, Dodgers Opening Day, and smart people doing dumb things!

Episode 21 - Creepy things Kids have said. 07.03.2022 55:25 ↓

In this episode we talk about reincarnation (err...endocrinology) and the creepiest things kids have said.

Episode 20 Most Embarrassing Moments 16.01.2022 1:01:37 ↓

In this episode Fernando tells the story about the time he farted in church.  

Episode 19 26.12.2021 1:05:37 ↓

Horrible Christmas Gifts!

Episode 18 Stupid Baby Names 22.11.2021 57:15 ↓

In this episode, our cousin David sits in as a guest, and we talk about stupid baby names.  

Episode 17 Conspiracy Theories, Women, Aliens, and Farts 02.08.2021 1:00:05 ↓

In this episode we discuss conspiracy theories, facts about women, aliens and why they anal probe people, and farts.

Episode 16 Weird Holidays Around the World 06.07.2021 53:52 ↓

In this episode we talk about some wacky and weird holidays around the world including the famous dick parade in Japan.

Episode 15 Dumb and Funny Reason People Got Dumped 01.06.2021 1:01:04 ↓

In this episode, we talk about the dumb and funny reasons people have been dumped, and Fernando shares his own reasons why he's been dumped.  Enjoy!