Lousy Advice

This week we're talking pregnancy updates, autistic burnout, panic attacks, body changes, equal parenting, Rory's first dad event, why we're somehow moving house on the same day I'm due to give birth, and this week's terrible Lousy Advice xx Follow Holly - https://www.instagram.com/hollymorrisss/ Follow Rory - https://www.instagram.com/rorytoft/ Follow Lousy Advice - https://www.instagram.com/that...

Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction and episode premise on making money fast 00:29 - Fudging up plans and discussing quick money schemes 01:06 - Asking listeners for engagement and support 01:35 - Ranking get rich quick schemes and initial ideas 02:08 - Considering becoming an Etsy witch for quick cash 02:35 - Cultural references and witchcraft influencing football results 03:36 - Starting pyramid sc...

summary In this episode, Rory and Holly explore humorous and unconventional ways to make quick money, including game shows, competitions, and side hustles, all while sharing personal stories and banter. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Sound Quality Apology 02:30 Discussing Moving House and Financial Challenges 05:01 Ideas for Quick Money and the MLM Scheme 11:03 Rory's Application to Game Shows an...

Join Holly and Rory in this candid and humorous episode of Fudge Up Friday, where they share personal stories, workplace mishaps, and relatable relationship insights. Expect a mix of lighthearted banter, practical advice, and a behind-the-scenes look at their weekly life foibles. Perfect for those who enjoy honest, unfiltered conversations with a comedic twist. Timestamps: 00:00 - Holly’s heartbre...

Holly discusses how baby brain led to her forgetting her own name, pregnancy fashion nightmares and social media curated perfection Timestamps: 00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: Lousy advice about pregnancy, social media, and football 02:16 - Responding to listener comments, including hate mail from fact-checkers 04:20 - The reality of baby brain: Forgetting names and hormonal struggles 05:34 - Compar...

Holly and Rory share their most cringe-worthy slip-ups: from falling down stairs, confusing doctor visits, to bizarre massage mishaps, that turn out to be goldmines of comedy and life lessons. 00:00 - Welcome to Fudge Up Friday: Embracing mistakes with humor 00:44 - Listener submissions: Massage, spa, and medical blunders 02:01 - Funny stories about pet reports to RSPCA and mistaken hospital calls...

Join us as we share some honest insights from our recent baby moon, including the chaos, the lessons learned, and why some trips are better left unplanned. Perfect for anyone planning a trip or looking for a good laugh about travel mishaps. Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Lousy Advice 03:01 The Concept of a Baby Moon 05:48 Experiences and Expectations of the Baby Moon 08:51 Challenges of Being an I...

In this episode, Holly shares hilarious and mortifying personal stories, including pregnancy announcements, pelvic floor exercises, and accidental leaks, while engaging with audience submissions about workplace and personal mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as Holly and Rory share their unfiltered thoughts on Love Island, pregnancy surprises, and the art of giving lousy advice. Dive into their humorous take on modern dating, parenting, and the chaos of everyday life. Timestamps:  00:00 - Introduction and Holly's pregnancy revelations 02:09 - Podcast growth tips and listener engagement 05:51 - Holly's pr...

Childminder's Awkward Door Fart, Running Over a Driving Instructor & Blame Game Society In this episode, Holly and Rory share hilarious and relatable stories of mistakes, misunderstandings, and moments of awkwardness - from slipping up in everyday life to comical mix-ups at social gatherings. Tune in for a lighthearted look at how everyone messes up sometimes, and discover the humorous side of hum...

Join Holly and Rory as they navigate the chaos of family holidays, outrageous pet behaviors, and societal quirks—delivered with humor and unfiltered honesty. Expect laughs, real talk, and a dash of controversial opinions. 0:00 – Casual intro and outfit banter 4:22 – Shift to family holiday updates and frustrations 11:36 – Rory’s detailed toenail horror reveal 13:04 – The challenges of family holid...

In this bonus episode of Lousy Advice, Holly and Rory share hilarious stories of their weekly mistakes and mishaps, inviting listeners to reflect on their own fudged-up moments. From gardening misadventures to bathroom blunders and travel confusions, they unpack relatable and hilarious fails with humor and honesty. Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction to Fudge-Ups and what the episode will cover 00:30...

In this episode, Holly and Rory share their unexpected pregnancy journey, hilarious mishaps, and personal insights into the realities of expecting. From medical adventures to emotional moments, they offer a lighthearted look at a life-changing experience. Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Lousy Advice Podcast 01:11 Pregnancy Announcement and Initial Reactions 04:27 Navigating Pregnancy Realities 06:1...

Join Holly and Rory in this bonus episode of Lousy Advice as they share their funniest and most relatable mishaps from the week. From mistaken identity at school to accidentally printing 800 pages of unnecessary document, they turn moments of embarrassment into comedy gold. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at life's little slip-ups. Timestamps:00:00 - Welcome and overview of Fudge Up Fri...

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It’s the last visit to Lousy Digest HQ of 2025 and this season finale is packed full of questionable advice. CEO/Editor Holly tells us why people who read books are smug. Do they even read them or are they pretending?? Kingtern Rory is on his best behaviour this week after some online heat, so does a lot of agreeing with his boss. There’s all the Lousy New Year’s advice you could ever need, a dema...

In case you haven't noticed, it's nearly Christmas. So CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory are wrapping this week's podcast in Lousy Advice about all things festive. You'll find out why they have never spent Christmas together, and it's not because either of them are embarrassed about their inappropriate office romance. There's also virtual knicker twisting, some hilarious fxck up fridays and a lot...

If you thought CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory’s workplace relationship was a bit questionable, we’ve got some news for you… they’re living together! But how did it come about? What mistakes did they make? Who has the nicer poo toilet?! All these lousy questions and many more are answered on this week’s podcast which is all about moving in together. We’re talking choosing the house, dishing out...

We’re swiping right on this week’s pod and giving you some incredibly Lousy Advice about dating apps. From cutting your fit friends out of your photos to when to reply to not look too desperate, we’ve got you covered. But if like CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory, you’ve already found the one/settled/compromised then don’t worry because it’s not all dating chat. There’s the usual casual laundry c...

The road to breaking even has taken CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory all the way to Las Vegas where they’re looking to gamble their way to paying for the podcast, one dollar at a time. But are the bright lights an overstimulating nightmare? Fxck up Friday is back again with no pencil case safe from getting shat on, Holly’s lying era makes a triumphant return and Rory nearly starts another pandemic with...

Lousy Advice is back and INTERNATIONAL! CEO/Editor Holly took Kingtern Rory on a business trip to LA and tried to hold his hand. But all he wanted to do was hold his microphone and say we missed you last week and we're sorry. We're gonna find out how not to have a lousy holiday, why their hotel room turned green and what happened when they hired a Mustang and drove to Las Vegas. Plus F*ck up Frida...

Hide behind your Lousy little sofa because this week’s episode is absolutely terrifying. CEO/Editor Holly teams up with Kingtern Rory to let you know what your Halloween costume says about you and share their best spooky season anecdotes. Nobody wants an hour’s worth of pure Halloween chat so the Lousy Digest creative duo have cleverly turned a big chunk of the pod into a discussion about what are...

Brace yourselves this week, the Lousy Digest is expanding and has its first guest. CEO/Editor Holly has rifled through her nepotism file (more on that in the pod) and invited along her dad, internet sensation Nigel Morris! As well as being (maybe) one of the world’s longest consecutive users of a single spoon, he’s also the Lord of Hobbies. So once he’s shared his favourite things to do when not b...

We’re getting more serious than usual at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly opens up about how she and Kingtern Rory have learned to communicate better and grow stronger in a neurodivergent relationship. Bring some toilet roll, though, because there is a bit of casual sh!t-chat to get through first! Thanks so much for sending in your questions, we love reading them. Keep them coming! Bye Babe...

Is there such thing as The One? That’s the big question at Lousy Digest HQ this week as CEO Holly and Kingtern Rory put their unprofessional relationship under scrutiny. We find out what’s sending their big naughty nickers right up their crotches with one of them suspected of cheating with a mystery spam eater and the other recalling how a koala hug quickly turned into true love. Does moon water w...