Lounge Lizards Podcast

Say it…out loud…LOUNGE LIZARDS! Still coming at you from Cape Cod, Ashlynn and Kate revisit a millennial cult classic (though Ashlynn may disagree), Twilight. What would spooky season be without a vampire movie?  On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we ponder the unnerving red flags of all the key players, reminisce about peak Twilight fandom culture, debate being Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and dis...

Coming to you with a ~destination episode~, we're embracing the "Get Out" of it all and recording from Kate's parents' house! Who better to discuss Jordan Peele's thriller following an interracial couple meeting Rose's white family for the first time than your favorite interracial lesbian lovers?  On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we're taking you on our juice cleanse journey while we discuss one...

Be careful what you wish for, girls! In honor of spooky season, the Lounge Lizards are discussing Ashlynn's all-time favorite movie, Practical Magic. Seriously…she can recite the film word for word, and she plays a game to prove it! It begs the question — was she born into a coven?? In this episode, we question how critics could possibly give this cinematic masterpiece a 25% on Rotten Tomatoes, pr...

While spooky season has a mandatory watchlist of horror films, witchy romcoms, and unsettling thrillers, us Lounge Lizards decided to kick off our Halloween watch party with a classic horror spoof, Scary Movie 2 — because nothing is more on brand for Ashlynn and Kate than to pick the least obvious movie choice (not even the OG Scary Movie??) Join us as we chat about Halloween, the Wayans Family dy...

Catch us in the après ski lounge — where the drinks are chilled, but the drama is sizzling! On this week's episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate head across the country to Mormon territory exploring the fascinating lives of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We're celebrating the fifth season premiere of Bravo's hit franchise — trying to serve our own taglines, chat about how we're Mered...

Are you an Ugly or are you a Pretty? On this week's episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about the recently released Netflix fever dream, Uglies, based on the YA series written by Scott Westerfeld. This movie has everything a preteen is looking for in a dystopian future — hoverboards, Instagram filters, and evil hot people! Listen as we try to understand the psyche behind McG's directi...

Just be warned…if you say it once more, there shall be chaos and hell in store! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to the 1988 cult classic created by living legend, Tim Burton. In case you were wondering if this sequel could ever live up to the OG — we will certainly give you the tea!  We're discussing WHY certain cast members may not be...

Aaaaand we're back! Your resident Lounge Lizards have made a full recovery from Covid-19, but we're still recovering from the terror of the newest installment in the Alien franchise, Alien: Romulus . We discuss our new obsession, Alamo Drafthouse, try to make sense of the first twenty minutes of the film, and debate how we'd fair against the Xenomorphs. Who are you introducing an alien to? Would y...

These Disney princesses don't need no man! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate needed a comfort watch  — and what better choice than the OG fierce warrior princess, Mulan . We discuss how this movie impacted both of us as children, the buuuuumpin' soundtrack, and how Shan Yu is in desperate need of a spa treatment. We discuss honor, voice actors, the homoerotic tendencies between Mulan a...

Did you take magic mushrooms in the halls of Harrenhal with Daemon? Well, after listening to this episode, you might think you have! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate discuss the entirety of the second season of House of the Dragon . Like Alys Rivers, we too predicted the future in our second episode, so we revisited some of our theories to see if they came to life over the course of t...

We fell right into their trap! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about recent commercial success, Deadpool vs. Wolverine . As we attempt to untangle the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we also try to piece together exactly what about Deadpool appeals to it's millennial audience. Comic book bros, don't come for us!!  Ashlynn and Kate share their own superhero personas, and try to figure...

Ep 7 — Tootin' for All Stars 9 The time has come for you to tune in to the next episode of Lounge Lizards! On the eve of the season finale, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9, Ashlynn and Kate are talking alllll things Drag Race, honey. Because reviewing is WHAT?!? Fundamental! This week's episode celebrates all things Drag Race. Ashlynn and Kate participate in their own reading challenge, Toot or Boo...

I saaaaaaidddddd BRR! It's cold in here! There must be Lounge Lizards in the atmosphere! In this episode, we're taking it back to the 00's classic cheerleader flick, Bring It On . Shake your pom poms and practice your back handspring because we want YOU to join the Lounge Lizards squad next school year! This week, we're chatting about high school rivalries, Kate's middle school flute competition,...

The special menu item of the week is Season 3 of The Bear ! After the long-awaited release of the third season of this kitchen dramedy, Ashlynn & Kate sit down to dish (pun intended) their thoughts on what did and didn't happen this season.  This episode is filled with restaurant stories, Kate's bad transitions, incorrect idioms, and a new segment!! Introducing: What's the Street Sayin? We debate...

Rev up your engines! On this patriotic 4th of July, nothing screams America more than NASCAR, Wonderbread, and Will Ferrell — so we had to take a trip back in time to watch Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby . We talk boy humor, how July 4th is the greatest holiday bar none, Ashlynn's GTA -style driving around New York City, and Kate derails the episode eighteen times! Who would be your N...

Ahhhh, the pulsing throes of puberty! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, join Ashlynn and Kate as we relive the pain and cringe of our preteen years after watching Inside Out 2.   We're talking about which Pixar films make our allergies act up, club nights that end up with a bathroom panic attack, and how Ashlynn's extra emotion at the console table has buck teeth…Kate's obviously is covered in gl...

Is somebody gonna match Alicent's freak? On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we're chatting about the highly anticipated season two premiere of House of the Dragon ! Join Ashlynn and Kate as we discuss all the twists and turns of the first episode of the Game of Thrones prequel series. Are you Team Black or Team Green? Should Denzel Washington have been cast as Aemond? Who's your HOTD Big Three? Co...

Welcome to the Lounge Lizards Podcast ! Meet Ashlynn and Kate, your lesbian lounge lizards, as we open up our relationship... for your scrutiny and judgment!! Before we start to dive into our highbrow critiques of cinema, we wanted to give you, our fabulous listeners, a chance to learn a little more about what makes us tick! We talk about our love for each other and our hate for splitting checks,...