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I’m a dad. This topic is close to my heart because giving my kids a hard time in a fun & friendly way is one of the funnest things I get to do on a daily basis. In this episode of Lou Reads I once again delved back into the posts of Reddit to find … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 141 – Tales of Troll Dads from Reddit"

Well, here we are again. Exploring the marvels of human sexuality. Todays topic is balloon fetishists. AKA: Looners. It’s sad to think that our pre-inflatable forefathers never were able to get their rocks off by squashing a balloon with their butts or high heels until pop. Why, what kind of greater nation could have been … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep 140 – A Looner Minisode"

Hey, nice to see you again. Please take your clothes off and hang them up over there. In the living room you’ll find a group of open & inviting couples who are looking forward to fucking you. So, good luck with all the fucking. This episode of Lou Reads is all about the wonderful world … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep139 – Swingers Problems from the Forums of Swingers Board"

Hey, do you know a good place to go and talk about prostitutes? Well I do. Especially if you want to talk about prostitutes in and around England. What is this wondrous place you ask? Well it’s the fabulous forums of UK Punting. Uk Punting is a website for the many men in the UK … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep138 – Prostitute Reviews & More from the forum at UK Punting"

Look, I know you said you’re up for anything, so I was thinking that we should go down to Walgreen’s, buy a fuck-load of DXM cough syrup and drink the shit out it. Why? So we can get super high, stupid! Why are you so stupid? Have you already been drinking cough syrup? Is that … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep137 – The Amazing World of Robo-Tripping. DXM not DMX."

Hey there, are you ready for a fun podcast? You are? Me, too! Okay, lets get started. Wait, before I begin let me take a second to gulp down some air. Why? Oh, because I want to make a series of burps that I will hope you find erotic. What do you mean you don’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the forums of The Burp Fetish Forums"

First, let me begin by stating that this episode has given me my new life motto. “If you’re going to talk about dominating something, you should be dominating pussy and money.” Honestly, it’s hard to discuss this episode. I mean without just outright talking about African American sex organs and the white women, and apparently … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Fo...

Here, boy! Here, boy! That’s a good human doggy. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy! Now, feel free to lick my boot. If you found yourself excitedly leaping about and getting ready to lick a boot then do I have a fetish for you! Please, allow me to introduce you to the world … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep134 – All About Human Puppy Play"

You know, as a parent I sometimes feel like I’m doing a terrible job with my kids. Then I read some stories like these and I’m like, “Oh… I guess I’m doing ok after all.” I don’t even know if it is okay for me to say “Enjoy” this episode because its just depressing… I … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep133 – Tales of Crazy Parent...

Hey there, are you interested in peeing in your pants or bed? No? Okay then. How about pooping? Could I talk you into maybe pooping in your pants or diaper. No? How about just wearing the diaper and then if you like it we can negotiate your peeing & pooping in it later? No? Wow… … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 132 Wet Set – A Panty Peeing & Pooping Paradise"

You know how sometimes you buy a piece of jewelry from an antique store and you can just feel that there is an energy trapped inside? Or when you use a Ouija board that you’re pretty sure may be bringing demons over from the other side into you home? Or you know that feeling you … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep131 – Talk Paranormal To Me"

So you have this craving. I know you think it was to get a new episode of this podcast. But what if it was the craving to get suddenly eaten by a tiger’s dick? Or maybe to get swallowed live and live in a giant’s tummy? Well, if that was your craving then not only … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep130 – Vore Discussions from Eka’s Portal"

Heroin! Opiates! We love them! Who doesn’t?! We all love them equally, too. Well, maybe some people love them a little more than others. If you’re the kind of person who loves them so much that you throw your life away to do them all the time you… well, you’ve put yourself in a bit … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep129 Revisits the Forums of Opiophile.com"

I hope you enjoy this lighter fare as once again we delve into Reddit. Won’t you enjoy this selection of tales of people being treated poorly by jerks while they do their jobs.

How do you cope with your day to day struggles? Do you call your mom to vent or maybe see a psychiatrist? Or do instead slowly become convinced you are having a relationship with a fictional character? That is what is happening on the pages of the forum known as My Little Waifu. I won’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the pages of My Little Waifu"

Hey man, can you spare any change? Spare anything? Even a smile helps. Also a lot of drugs to help me forget I beg for a living and sleep on the streets would help more than a smile. I’m just being honest. So this episode is about the worldful world of gutterpunks, crusties, hobos, bums … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep126 – Squat the Planet: Advice for the Homeless by the Homeles...

Look, I love porn. I am a man. I have a sad addiction to watching people who are better at sex than me go at it for unrealistic lengths of time. I love to be reminded of the average to subaverageness of my man parts and that my testicles don’t contain massive amounts of semen … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep125 – Porn Fan Chats from Brazzers Forum"

This episode takes a peek into the world of role playing gamers and the creepy players they occasionally run into. That image joke will make more sense if you listen to the episode. Also, don’t play Tomb of Horrors. Even if you win you’ll probably die in the end.

Ah, the shame of being a virgin. That awful secret that you haven’t gotten some dummy to let you put your penis in them or given up the nappy dug-out to some chump on a camping trip. What a super awful time in life! Well, that is unless you’re super proud of your choice to … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Discussions at Virgin-Forums"

This podcast is going to make you laugh and probably make you a little uncomfortable. Or it might just make you feel sad. It’s unlikely to make you feel horny… unless you actually hang out at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone (Do I have to say it’s NSFW?). Anyway, Its been almost 4 years since I … Continue reading "Lou Reads Revisits the Poz Experience at Raw Top’s Breedi...

Hey all you gun-loving podcast fans out there. I know that maybe when you’re listening to podcasts your situational awareness may not be at its height. So, I implore you to look around while you’re listening to this podcast. Also, while listening, please keep your hand on your holster at all times. One can’t be … Continue reading "Lou Reads 121: Discussions from the Forums...

This episode is drawn straight from the Comedy Goldmine threads from the Something Awful archives. It features en-edited confessions that were sent in anonymously by the members of the Something Awful forums. I hope you enjoy it. The titles pretty much says it all! On and by the way….

I hope you find it a breath of fresh air after the last episodes anal destruction theme. I promise no anal anything this episode. If you want to do some anal stuff while you listen that is your God damn business! This episode is basically people sharing dumb stuff they’ve done on drugs. I don’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep119: Dumb Things Done on Drugs"

Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing pages of Fetlife.com again. What did I read? Well, it just so happens … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com"

Hey, 2013 is over! The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree. Anytime would have been fine. I picked now. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!! Here’s hoping to another year full … Continue reading "Lou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit"